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Patrick is joined by fans Edinburgh Mike and Bob from London to go over his first review. Spoiler alert – it ain’t great! Patrick reads and laments about the review and the errors within. We try to grieve in a classy way, but it’s hard not to be bitter here at the fringe. Patrick talks […]

Patrick is joined by Sean and Edinburgh Mike to talk about the first few shows of the fringe. We recap some other shows Patrick has done, including a board game smackdown show and a nightmare gig in a tent outside where Patrick pretty much bombed. Mikey and Patrick face off about the name of a […]

Patrick has landed in Edinburgh and is busy prepping for the start of shows. Sean, defacto producer, moral booster and punching bag joins to talk about the adventure so far. The guys recap some shows around England, their attempts at bribing the press and box office of the venue Patrick is performing in, and all […]

A classic episode of NLO featuring Patrick and fan-favorite Al Jackson. Al Jackson is back and the vodka is flowing again in the studio. We relive the last show where Patrick and Al got drunk and showed each other pics of their penises. Patrick and Al embark down the long, chaotic road to nowhere again […]

A classic episode of NLO featuring Patrick detailing an embarrassing bathroom incident. This show was recorded originally in 2007 in Florida with former co-hosts Johnny B and Chef. Enjoy these classic episodes while Patrick is traveling in the UK. Look forward to new episodes soon featuring UK comedians and other personalities from the Edinburgh Fringe. […]

It’s Shooby’s 25th birthday and we’re celebrating with vodka and Trump! Patrick is readying himself to take off to Europe, and he’s squeezing in a vodka-infused show before he goes. On this episode, we learn that some people think they know how to behave when you get pulled over, Donald Trump is a free publicity […]

Comedian Tony Gaud joins Patrick for a show in a Kia Soul in sunny Florida. Patrick isn’t a fan of tiny SUV’s or cars that chipmunks drive. We talk about Cash Cab and how it’s nowhere near as cool as Knight Rider was. Patrick is in panic mode as he prepares to head off to […]

John Jacobs is a comedian and MTV reality show celebrity. You may remember him from such franchises as Are You The One? or The Challenge. But you might not. We talk to John about what it was like riding the wave of millennial fame that is MTV. We find out Ron Funches is on Tinder […]

Shooby is just off a plane from Dallas, and Patrick is boarding one to Tampa. It’s the first Shooby news in awhile, and this time we learn about a pizza box he’s saving for some unknown reason. We learn exactly what a Shooby is, and then we learn about the new Jupiter probe that took […]

It’s a late night show filled with chaos and a studio filled with drunks and druggies. Patrick is surrounded by people who trailed back to Manhattan after the NLO standup comedy show. Roy Johnson, Mikala, James Hesky, Shooby, and more join us for what can only be called a radio experiment. Patrick and Mikala take […]