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Back in Los Angeles, Patrick sits down with NLO favorite Al Jackson to catch up. On this show, Patrick talks to Al about his recent trips over to Europe and Asia to perform for the troops. We talk about on everything from Al’s racist instagram username to high school reunions and cheerleaders. We talk about […]

Patrick is on the road in Boise, Idaho and does a show from the comedy condo. Joining him is a newer comedian named Eli Nary, and has Eli got a story of heartbreak to feed to your earholes. Anyone that’s been through a breakup recently or is thinking about calling it quits can probably benefit […]

Patrick is joined in the studio by the one and only Shooby. Patrick talks to the young millennial about smoking and drinking. We watch a video of comedian Margaret Cho having a meltdown at a comedy club in New Jersey. We debut a new segment called Hot Shit, where we check out all the Nelly […]

Patrick is in the studio solo once again after a weekend in the mountains. Sippin’ on show juice, he recounts his weekend at the casino performing for cougars of all ages – mostly old. We check out some news stories, including a girl who allegedly periscope broadcasted her friend getting raped. Another teenage girl got […]

Patrick is in the studio solo to rant about the peeves of the week. Patrick is sure there’s a conspiracy to make his iPhone shittier by the day. He’s also super proud of his new Old Navy credit card for some reason. Clothing is a big issue right now, and a listener with a new […]

Patrick is in studio with comedian James Hesky and this one is packed. Patrick goes on a tirade against a local chicken wing place in New York, expecting James to identify with his discontent. We watch the video of a guy with a gun in an Ohio Wal-Mart synced up with the 911 phone call […]

Patrick and Shooby are back with another show suffering from being sick. Shooby really doesn’t understand how to take care of a cold. He sounds like garbage. Shooby tries to walk us through virtual reality pornography with some new Google cardboard virtual reality headset. Patrick talks about upcoming NLO Week and how you should make […]

Patrick and Shooby do a show as two sick roommates are often inclined to do. This one recaps Patrick’s recent sickness borne of a trip to San Antonio for comedy shows. Shooby isn’t doing being sick right. We talk about April Fool’s day pranks from companies, including Google and Netflix. Netflix has lost it’s mind […]

Comedian and notorious rabble-rouser Ryan Stout sits down with Patrick at an airport Hilton. This one is a comedy-heavy show, because, well, we’re here doing standup comedy. Ryan talks about the adventure of moving hotels this week, and dragging Patrick along with him. We also talk about the crowds in San Antonio on Easter weekend. […]

It’s a special bonus show from Monday morning. Patrick is headed to Texas to do shows, but does a quick PM in the AM before catching a SuperShuttle to the airport. He talks about being fat, and we look at the recent goings-on involving our favorite web celeb, TommyNC2010.