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Comedian James Hesky is here, and this time we’re keeping it funny. Sometimes we get a little carried away with the comedy talk, and look, there’s some of that in here, but not too much. We find out what a railroad apartment is and how James sleeps. Patrick hasn’t taken a shower and feels weird. […]

It’s the boy Shooby in seat number two for this comeback show. We’re so sorry for the long hiatus, but this week has been amazing for getting shit done behind the scenes. NLO Week tickets are no on sale, and the accommodations and venue for Patrick’s upcoming Edinburgh endeavor are locked up. We try to […]

Comedian and all around subway hero James Hesky is in the studio. This show is all over the place, largely due to the guzzling of our Friday libations – aka scotch. We talk about what a slam piece is, and what it probably isn’t. James talks about the buffet spread they had at the Philadelphia […]

Comedian, lover, pimp daddy and mentor Dante Nero is here! Dante is running late, as usual for our guests, so this one is a short one. Patrick recounts a story where he tried to fuck a girl from college once he became a comedian. Dante dispenses advice, and talks about the lesson he taught another […]

Shooby sits in and he’s fresh off the boat – Holy Ship, that is. Shooby gives us the highlights, and teaches Patrick about something called Chromeo. Somehow the subject of foot binding comes up and Patrick wants to try it. A great new game is invented where Shooby tries to guess the plot of movies […]

Comedians James Hesky and Darryl Charles are here to talk pepperoni pizzas. Patrick has just learned that rapper Nelly had a reality show. That’s a relief, given the current drama still happening with Kanye West and his newest album. Another list of the best comedians ever has been published, and we go over it with […]

Comedians Chris Gardner and Evan Jones are here to argue about candy. Not argue, but for some reason that’s how we kick things off. Patrick doesn’t understand why we don’t have new candy or new sports invented anymore. We take a look at a Wal-Mart employee that can’t wait until he gets home to jerk […]

Comedian Pete Lee is back and this time, he doesn’t have a crack smoking story. Patrick and Pete delve into a comedy discussion as happens so many times on this show. Pete recounts his recent audition for the New York comedy club The Comedy Cellar, and all the nerves and lore that come with it. […]

America’s favorite tattooing sweetheart Cory has dropped by to grace us with e-cigs. We learn all about the relationship between race and the color of your balls. There’s the usual discussion of weird sexual things, along with other perversions of the mind. Sean calls in to talk about the Edinburgh crowdfunding effort. Patrick tries to […]

Comedian Alli Breen is here, albeit late, with Starbucks in hand. Patrick is impressed with how put-together Alli seems, and Alli lies and says Patrick looks great with his weight loss. We talk about director Kevin Smith’s daughter and her recent claim that she was almost kidnapped by fake Uber drivers. Bernie Sanders buries Hillary […]