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Patrick is fresh off the boat from Atlantic City, and has tales to tell. There’s much more about the Halloween weekend at the Jersey Shore than can be recapped in this show, and of course there’s plenty of other developments. Patrick is continuing to lose weight and is pretty much shocked at how it’s going. […]

It’s Sunday and that means D-Fritz aka Ya Boy aka Whipped Potatoes is here with us. Fritz was in a horrific car accident last week with his girlfriend while on vacation in Pennsylvania. It could have been really bad, and we could have lost our Fritz forever. Stupid unprotected left turns! Patrick has a big, […]

It’s a MURDER SHOW with a live MURDER taking place on the street! Patrick is joined in the studio by Mike, a fan slash friend who pretty much facilitated the move to New York last year. Patrick tells the story of a shooting outside on the street earlier, and may be holding the key piece […]

Ya boi D-Fritz visits the studio for one day only to do a show. He’s lucky enough to be around for a therapy session with Patrick and Chip Chip Chris involving a bathroom at a Five Guys burger restaurant. Apparently, Chris isn’t good at being patient and Patrick screams across rooms. The guys went and […]

Chip Chip Chris is here from England, and Shooby also sits in on this one. We’re still pretty mad about the fact that this sound board that is less than a year old is making all of us sound like absolute ass. We start getting some weird calls from a pizza man out of nowhere. […]

Patrick is solo and has so much to talk to you about. We’re losing our shit over here due to the recent audio issues with our Mackie sound board. We used to rave about these guys, but this is ridiculous. Patrick addresses the latest round of Josh Denny lies, including his theories on religion and […]

Shooby sits in on this show and we’ve got a lot of ground to cover. Patrick explains the show to new listeners in a nutshell. The kind of nutshell that is actually a long, rambling example of how this show hops around from topic to topic like a suger-addled toddler who just did some PCP. […]

Patrick does a short-ish show with everyone’s favorite smokestress, Cory. Cory is buzzing and can’t make it twenty minutes in to the show without having to stop and walk out to go smoke a cigarette. Patrick is livid that she thinks weed smoke and cigarette smoke linger the same amount of time. Fritz calls in […]

It’s Sunday, and that probably means ya boi (your boy) is somewhere nearby. D-Fritz joins this show to talk about condemning new fans and redemption for others. We watch a video apology from new-superfan Steve Curran. Patrick updates everyone on his weight loss progress. Patrick talks about all hell breaking loose in a comedy contest […]

Patrick is joined in the studio by Moody’s ex-crush, Mikala. Mikala, an old friend of Patrick’s and popular comedy socialite, has moved to New York City from Miami, where she’s been hiding for the past two years. On this show, we talk about Mikala’s new cracked phone, and how she needs a man soon because […]