I would like to officially thank Marcus, Lindsay, and James for their support and NOTES! PEOPLE! I NEED FUCKING NOTES! COME ON! JESUS!

I am the thoroughfare of wit, you twit. I am the mayor of wag you piece of shit. Rhymes. Are. For. Chumps. I have time-travel, and now you can too. Bitches.

I keep trying but I wake up the next day. My dick is always way smaller then. And I have brands!!!! Tattoos! Knife wounds!!!!! '💀☠️💀☠️

30th

Give me a hand with him! Just clowning around! And then there's this accident.......they die! And then they got living, but at first they didn't look quite right. Yum!

We talk about growing up, pandering to ones weak suits, tenacity, improv, and where exactly is Mr. Nodaysoff the most charismatic man in?

We have a special guest drop in with some of the knowledge of the ancient past- Doctor Z!!!! The man, The Mist, The ornithologist!!! Also 4th of July shit. There's a couple if em. Enjoy! Please give us a like and follow it subscribe🙏. And if you have an ounce of decency left, PLEASE WRITE A REVIEW IM APPLE PODCAST! IM DYIN' HERE!!!! -POINTS TO CROTCH-

Requiem in Terra Pax, Benjamin Joseph Eyman March 26 1981- June 3 2021

And then I go "keep going, we're fine. It's still recording" and we just walk away! I'm just glad a saw his shadow as he came at me from behind. I wonder if that was a pimp??? She DID ask if I would walk with her just to make sure nobody messed with her.....It was a weird night.... Also 3 bits!!!!