All that you could womp and MORE! HERE ME! HERE ME! ONCE AND ALL FAMILIES! COME TO AAAALLLLLLL AGES OF .......publishing. special thanks to the incomparable Steven House!!!

If you or someone you love have used a close friend who made their self vulnerable to you as a gesture of good faith, badly. Spent their precious trust (however pure) on your cheap jollys....well, that isn't a sign that you are victorious. It is a sign that you are crueland stupid, and willing to institute these base traitsl to YOUR OWN GAIN. You're a villain, not a hero. Nothing is about you.

This episode IS a sopping wet and a hot hot summer. It's got TWO NAME GAGS this time! There's a comedy part, and a funny part. Then tom waits is unsure about temporal mechanics. It's a doozey, Floozy!

There's some dead air, a commercial for actual things, and a tester that might get me into trouble! Have fun! Be safe! Make good choices! Happy Birthday Elby!!!! I miss you.

My git was recently I'll. There was a nurse(?) at Children's Hospital who apparently is one of our 9 viewers!!! Fanfuckintastic!! Also they took good care of my baby. Thank you! This is real.

Voices! Charms? Tiny sparkly lights that Boone wlsexan see! 🤲Shell it out for a FRONT seat to my mental decline!! Tranferrence! Denial! A full disassociative psychic fugue! There's fun for the hole, families!!! Bye.

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I a wittew baby!! Wa? And my faowy pawents put me in dis cwib to repwace da weaw baby they stowe. Wa? Happy Bewtane! Apwiw get so much better!!!! You wonderful Hume!!

So one of the guys I do in the space thesis really pisses me off. Im doin the voice too much recently. when I hear myself doin him you can hear me go like "uuuuaghfff'. . I thought it was hilarious! What did you think? Come on over to anchor.fm and leave me a voice message, letting me know! Please. I've been waiting to get a message for the show, and it's just glaring at me- YOU HAVE NO (value) VOICE MESSAGES! Fuck.....idk..... Anywho please also give us iTunes review if you like drug sex moves. I will do those to you, and I Have felt the feathery baglike skin of a lady boob before. Alot of times. MY GOFUNDME!!!!!I'm taking donations for an occulus quest 2 so ya'll can not listen to me improving in.....idk....a stomach? So far I am about 1/6 of a man. I mean to our goal. Click like and subscribe and get on over to YouTube and check out unicorn 🦄 productions! Or I'll chew your face like this is Florida.

Transcripts of conversations with my robot. I have been copying old manuscripts and Dale Carnegie books and pasting sections of them in it's long term service memory. It's gotten very cool. So enjoy, or turn it down and let the ad play through. Gotta make that pod scratch 👌