In celebration of both my birthday, and our 100th listen I put out a call to our viewers: come and celebrate with us: "Leave a voice message, or guest on a segment!" (I'm paraphrasing) No One Answered.... So to all my friends and family who thought to themselves "yeah, maybe I will." But didn't-- Please Do. I WOULD like to thank the two beautiful ladies in the minivan in the fuel city parking lot, for helping me to break through my funk, and for being A+ human beings. Thank You!😀. All others who left me, alone to finish something I alone started; eat this bag of dicks 👛. Egretiaru.

I been doin stuff. Shit happens when stuff is did. I lost everything. Once I even built a railroad.... Speaking of, check out my go fund me. It's in the notes somewhere I think. gf.me/u/znqhku

Dreemwereks pikicheres pfedscedts......that hammershotz!

My good friend and co-Labrador; the VERY talented and AVAILABLE- STEVENO OTRO-CASA!!! If I can use his REAL name I will, ok?! Do you guys wanna hear about the episode or do you wanna fool around a little? Like maybe oral, tops. Cool. Coolcoolcool. Yeah, I'm busy with this anyway. Cool.

A better show this time I think.

My friend Eri jumped on my gofundme so damn fast! Spiting my many attempts to thwart any who might donate to my cause, Eri smiled, flicked perfect hair over shoulders that once profile modeled for broaches, and stabbed me for being such a dick. I really did deserve it. Sadly, I didn't make it with any hot tchammams either.....oh yeah! But, ERI HAS THESE POWERS THOUGH!! Mysterious ancient powers, that will pull ACTUAL money from people's EARS!!! IVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT!!!

https://youtube.com/channel/UCkh6FzLjyBCeksdVFb5L_Kg Holy shit it's actual content! (Calm down it's still my first day) MY FABULOUS AND TALENTED DAUGHTER IS ON THE LINES!!!!

A shout-out to my sister in law Alex Bymarriage Sr. Plus- RAPE HUMOURS!! etc... Please listen to all the podcasts I love and covet. True loves let's go sometimes.....

Meh, I found an 8ball if cocaine at the North Texas Irish Festival.....AGAIN.... and just went balls deep into the proverbial "microwaved watermelon" this week. I was staring into the mirror, making smoky bedroom eye-contact with me and muttering. .... (I like to do this when I mechanically self stimulate) when I realised my phone was recording. So I put some fuck tunes on it and you can enjoy that while you have a bite to eat! 🍉☝️🤭

In this episode we get to see from Snatt Mowden, the traiter of u.s. and all of us, Lucien(my favorite), my scheme dreams, and another thing I did. Get where what had happening isn't gonna have bothered you so much or such your mouth!