Ft. James Davis | Candice and Chinedu offer support to those mourning the loss of a local KFC location; a seal meets a Red Bull and chaos ensues; firefighters perform a rescue for shellfish reasons; the Nosy Neighbors can do no wrong, but noisy neighbors? James isn’t having it.

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Ft. Jil Chrissie | Trying to find an honest dentist in this town is hard. Candice advocates for gastric gender equality - let women fart! A literal trailer park wedding; Jil recalls a moniker unfairly given to her in middle school.

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Ft. J.D Witherspoon | Nothing says family memories like consuming a teddy bear made out of chicken; Candice & Chinedu wonder why apples and apple juice don’t taste the same; J.D. recalls living below bongo playing floor stomping Centaur children.

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Ft. Francisco Ramos | A burglar in Philly pulls a sh*t and run; Candice and Chinedu contemplate which kind of water makes the nastiest splash; a lost hiker has one missed call (from her rescue crew). Francisco wards off the threats of a dog-phobic neighbor.

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Ft. Fahim Anwar | Prurient technology and newscasts abound; anybody got a house they don’t want? asking for a friend; speaking of housing, a fun AirBnB scam story; all the single dads, watch out for Candice. Fahim recalls the adventures of being racially ambiguous in a Latino neighborhood.

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Ft. Josh Johnson | All things department of motor vehicles like crashing into the DMV before taking a driver’s test, a vampire is surprised to not appear in their driver’s license photo, Josh recalls the numerous pedestrian collisions he’s witnessed.

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Ft. Patrick Cloud | A cat posts its own obituary, Chinedu and Candice discuss repurposing gently used masonic gowns and curses gone wrong- things got real occult-y real fast, Patrick commits a revenge robbery and offers financial advice. 

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Ft. Joyelle Johnson | Candice & Chinedu report from the wild, wild, West, a very special episode of animals doing the most like an elk with a unique rubber accessory, twerking bears and a jet setting monkey, Joyelle and the Craigslist roommate from hell.

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Ft. Sydney Castillo | Candice & Chinedu want a refund, paranormal vehicular activity at a local cemetery, a thief has his pants stolen mid robbery, Sydney tries to offer assistance to a neighbor in a compromising position.     

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Ft. Justine Marino | Fences and not the Denzel Washington kind either, making Mountain Dew more extreme than it already is, a man gets drunk and starts searching for himself- literally, a squirrel’s nut stash is raided, Justine recalls befriending a Z-list celeb.

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