Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!

Today, Emmett and Jeff journey north to the beauty and horror of the Wall, hang out with Jon Snow, Alliser Thorne, Tyrion Lannister and Donal Noye

This week, we:

- Talk about the Age of Heroes show and answer a question about whether Stannis will burn Theon, Asha and Rickon

- Jon as a bully and how he gets his privilege checked hard

- Weep about how much of a BAMF Donal Noye is

- How Ser Alliser is a terrible trainer of men

- Get into foreshadowing and callbacks, talk about the "cold gods of winter" as the Others and other assorted fun mini-theories

- We sing "Where in the world is Benjen Stark of Winterfell" and talk about what happened to Benjen and what his future role in the story!

Next Week: AGOT, Eddard IV!

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Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!

Today, Emmett and Jeff get into the thick of King's Landing and all its amazing architecture and wretched politics

This week, we:

- Answer questions about House Dayne in TWOW and our favorite music from GAME OF THRONES.

- We stare in awe at George's description of King's Landing

- Cash Rules Everything Around Me (in King's Landing)

- Littlefinger and Varys as poker players

- Untanling the conspiracies of Varys and Littlefinger

- Rodrik, Catelyn, Varys foreshadowing/mini theories

- Are Varys and Littlefinger working together? It's a real theory (and it's ugly)

Next Week: AGOT, Jon III!

Our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF 

Our twitter: https://twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF 

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Emmett's twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorQuentyn 

Jeff's twitter: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish

Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!

Today, Emmett and Jeff get into the thick of King's Landing and all its amazing architecture and wretched politics

This week, we:

- Answer questions about House Dayne in TWOW and our favorite music from GAME OF THRONES.

- We stare in awe at George's description of King's Landing

- Cash Rules Everything Around Me (in King's Landing)

- Littlefinger and Varys as poker players

- Untanling the conspiracies of Varys and Littlefinger

- Rodrik, Catelyn, Varys foreshadowing/mini theories

- Are Varys and Littlefinger working together? It's a real theory (and it's ugly)

Next Week: AGOT, Jon III!

Our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF 

Our twitter: https://twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF 

Emmett's tumblr: http://poorquentyn.tumblr.com/ 

Emmett's twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorQuentyn 

Jeff's twitter: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish

Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!

Today, Emmett and Jeff are joined by ASOIAF mystic and mythical astronomer: Lucifer Means Lightbringer, AKA LML. He joins the boys today in analyzing AGOT, Bran III, the trippy as shit chapter where Bran falls and learns to fly via the Three Eyed Crow

This week, we:

- Answer questions our favorite actors in GAME OF THRONES, what religions we'd follow and whether Robert's hatred for Rhaegar was motivated by Lyanna

- We get deep into Bran's vision sequence

- LML walks us through "the fire of the gods."

- We do work on getting into the foreshadowing in this chapter

- We address every, and I mean EVERY vision Bran sees and lay out possibilities for what it means

- LML sings Radiohead's Karma Police to Jeff's deep and abiding sighs.

Next Week: AGOT, Catelyn IV

Lucifer Means Lightbringer: Website, podcast, youtube, twitter, patreon

Our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF 

Our twitter: https://twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF 

Emmett's tumblr: http://poorquentyn.tumblr.com/ 

Emmett's twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorQuentyn 

Jeff's twitter: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish

Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!

Today, Emmett and Jeff are joined by ASOIAF mystic and mythical astronomer: Lucifer Means Lightbringer, AKA LML. He joins the boys today in analyzing AGOT, Bran III, the trippy as shit chapter where Bran falls and learns to fly via the Three Eyed Crow

This week, we:

- Answer questions our favorite actors in GAME OF THRONES, what religions we'd follow and whether Robert's hatred for Rhaegar was motivated by Lyanna

- We get deep into Bran's vision sequence

- LML walks us through "the fire of the gods."

- We do work on getting into the foreshadowing in this chapter

- We address every, and I mean EVERY vision Bran sees and lay out possibilities for what it means

- LML sings Radiohead's Karma Police to Jeff's deep and abiding sighs.

Next Week: AGOT, Catelyn IV

Lucifer Means Lightbringer: Website, podcast, youtube, twitter, patreon

Our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF 

Our twitter: https://twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF 

Emmett's tumblr: http://poorquentyn.tumblr.com/ 

Emmett's twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorQuentyn 

Jeff's twitter: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish

It's been a while. We missed you (sort-of), but welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!

Today, Emmett and Jeff tackle TWO chapters from AGOT: Sansa I and Eddard III

This week, we:

- Answer questions!

- Emmett does Emmett things and talks about how Sansa is the embodiment of the fantasy reader

- Life is not a song and the thematic motif of Sansa's chapters gets talked

- We shit on Renly

- We talk about Robert and Ned death foreshadowing

- Get in deep on the feudal structure of Westeros and how it helps the powerful oppress the powerless!

It's just the best thing you'll hear until our next podcast!

Next week: AGOT, Bran III with special guest Lucifer Means Lightbringer!

Our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF 

Our twitter: https://twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF 

Emmett's tumblr: http://poorquentyn.tumblr.com/ 

Emmett's twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorQuentyn 

Jeff's twitter: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish

It's been a while. We missed you (sort-of), but welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!

Today, Emmett and Jeff tackle TWO chapters from AGOT: Sansa I and Eddard III

This week, we:

- Answer questions!

- Emmett does Emmett things and talks about how Sansa is the embodiment of the fantasy reader

- Life is not a song and the thematic motif of Sansa's chapters gets talked

- We shit on Renly

- We talk about Robert and Ned death foreshadowing

- Get in deep on the feudal structure of Westeros and how it helps the powerful oppress the powerless!

It's just the best thing you'll hear until our next podcast!

Next week: AGOT, Bran III with special guest Lucifer Means Lightbringer!

Our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF 

Our twitter: https://twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF 

Emmett's tumblr: http://poorquentyn.tumblr.com/ 

Emmett's twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorQuentyn 

Jeff's twitter: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish

Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!

Today, Emmett and Jeff tackle an emotionally-challenging chapter which goes in deep into Catelyn Stark's grief over her son, cover yet another attempt on Bran's life and then we see the inklings of Catelyn Stark, #smart #politician emerge

This week, we:

- Talk about FIRE AND BLOOD, VOLUME ONE

- Emmett gives us an EXCLUSIVE Ice and Fire Con report

- A portrait of Catelyn in grief

- We talk about how Theon is written weirdly

- Lady Stoneheart/Red Wedding foreshadowing in this chapter!

- Libraries and why they burn or will burn in TWOW

Unfortunately, we'll need to take a 3-week break after this, but when we return on May 28: yup, it's Sansa's first chapter (Jeff is thrilled)

Our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF 

Our twitter: https://twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF 

Emmett's tumblr: http://poorquentyn.tumblr.com/ 

Emmett's twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorQuentyn 

Jeff's twitter: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish

Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!

Today, Emmett and Jeff tackle an emotionally-challenging chapter which goes in deep into Catelyn Stark's grief over her son, cover yet another attempt on Bran's life and then we see the inklings of Catelyn Stark, #smart #politician emerge

This week, we:

- Talk about FIRE AND BLOOD, VOLUME ONE

- Emmett gives us an EXCLUSIVE Ice and Fire Con report

- A portrait of Catelyn in grief

- We talk about how Theon is written weirdly

- Lady Stoneheart/Red Wedding foreshadowing in this chapter!

- Libraries and why they burn or will burn in TWOW

Unfortunately, we'll need to take a 3-week break after this, but when we return on May 28: yup, it's Sansa's first chapter (Jeff is thrilled)

Our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF 

Our twitter: https://twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF 

Emmett's tumblr: http://poorquentyn.tumblr.com/ 

Emmett's twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorQuentyn 

Jeff's twitter: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish

Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!

Today, Emmett and Jeff are joined by ASOIAF veteran and aficionado of all things pun and history related: Aziz from History of Westeros. He joins the boys today in analyzing AGOT, Tyrion II, the history behind the chapter and dangerous and exciting foreshadowing of things to come

This week, we:

- Answer questions about Ser Dunk's descendants as well as what scenes from Seasons 6 and 7 of GoT we're interested in reading in TWOW/ADOS

- Busting up Tyrion and Jon's delusions during their long roadtrip

- Tolkienesque influences on the chapter

- Tyrion and Jon as underdogs and how they play off each other

- The Fate of Benjen foreshadowing

- Famous R+L=J foreshadowing and a subtle foreshadowing

- What's up with those dragon skulls following everyone around in the Red Keep?

- The Field of Fire: past and future

Next Week: Someone tries to kill Bran (again)

History of Westeros: Website, podcast, youtube, twitter, patreon

Our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF 

Our twitter: https://twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF 

Emmett's tumblr: http://poorquentyn.tumblr.com/ 

Emmett's twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorQuentyn 

Jeff's twitter: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish