It felt great to be back in the studio and we had a lot of pent-up rage to share today. This show is available on SoundCloud, iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, and Overcast. Is it okay to say that here, Paul? Will you allow that?

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Rant Topics:

- House Hunting

- Morning Radio Talk Shows

- Hypebeasts/Streetwear

- Taking Care of Your Mental Health

- Video Games as a Storytelling Method

Zach can't believe that you'd dare show him your feet, and Paul continues his war path against all social media. Our brains are full and and we can't wait to spill them out for you today!

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Rant Topics:

- Open-toed shows

- What even is Facebook?

- Netflix produced reality TV

- Hard seltzer

- Justice for oatmeal raisin cookies

Today we discuss etiquette: how to sit at a restaurant, how to discuss tree sperm, and how to avoid admitting the number of romantic partners you MAY or MAY NOT be entertaining.

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Rant Topics:

- Targeted Ads

- Hibachi Seating Etiquette

- Caskets

- Clearing Notifications

- Being Free from Nicotine

We have had to write so many of these lately. You mind if we take today off? Show funny. Enjoy please. Thanks.

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Rant Topics:

- Stand-up Comedy

- LinkedIn

- MTV's The Hills

- Phone Calls (during Social Distancing)

- Cocktails

So... we brought a Hinge match onto the show as a guest. And to everyone's surprise, it resulted in a great episode! We get a much-needed female perspective on dating apps and point out flaws in each other's profiles. Thank you Brenna for joining us and for being very polite in your criticisms!

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Sometimes, it's pretty bad, actually. For April Fools, we do the reverse of our Christmas Special and go through all of our positive rant topics from the past year and try to find something negative to say about them!

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Rant Topics:

- 2019's All Bad Recap

Yeah, yeah... we talk about you-know-what again (this applies to either dating apps or pee). You'll need your parents permission for this one. We hope you enjoy a distraction from the collapse of society!

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Rant Topics:

- "Shake It Three Times..."

- Private Meme Instagram Accounts

- Journalists Asking for Social Media Posting Permission

- Asthma Inhaler

- Yard Work

- Windmills

Come in, you're safe here. This is nothing like our normal show. We don't discuss the global pandemic absorbing our world. We don't discuss anything stressful. It's just two guys chatting about nothing in a bar, back when that was legal. Give your brain a break and join us for a drink. Stay safe out there!

Paul keeps finding ways to slip in humble brags about the nice things he owns. Bikes? Headphones? We get it, Paul.

Thanks to Brandon for joining us as a guest!

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Rant Topics:

- Peloton Exercise Bikes

- Parking Frustrations

- Buying a Suit

- NBA City Edition Jerseys

- Nice Headphones

- Windmills

Paul gets the maddest he's ever been on the show, so gear up for that. And be sure to check out viral sensation "squeak fart" on YouTube! Thanks to Garrett for joining us as a guest!

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Rant Topics:

- Squeaky Fart Sound Effects on TV

- "Gotcha" Voicemails on TV

- Waiting for People to Cross the Street

- Assembling Furniture

- A New TV

- Blu-rays

- Maps