Not All Bad is the circumcised penis of podcasts, and we can only assume that's why you're here. Dear God I hope my parents don't listen to this show.

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Rant Topics:

- School Zones

- Rats!

- Man Buns

- Dominos Pizza Tracker

- Flannel Shirts

Well, guess what! We still haven't done episode 50, but we ~promise~ it's coming soon... probably. No one ever reads past this, but I'm actually proud of a joke I made in the list of topics so please go read them.

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Rant Topics:

- Halloween Stores and Costumes

- Old Man Yells at Clouds (about iPhones)

- Video vs Audio Podcast

- Old Man Thanks (the) Cloud

- Vinyl Records (we get it, Paul.)

Think this one was good? Then you're really gonna love episode 50 when it drops! Also, it feels like we're beginning to care less and less about how inappropriate we get on air.

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Rant Topics:

- Wedding Gifts

- Forgetting Things

- Buc-ee's

- The Weather

- Super Mario Sunshine

You better BUCKLE UP bucko, cause this ain't your grandpa's podcast. This is the XXX, don't let your parents know you're listening episode. Oh yeah baby, I hope you're ready, cause it's a long one this week. Evan comes on as a guest, and you can count on things getting pretty WILD.

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Thank you to Evan for being a guest!

Rant Topics:

- iPhone Release Slogans

- iMessage Reactions

- Telling Interesting Fact About Yourself

- Consulting

- Having Neighbors with Kids

- Making Exercise Fun

Everyone clap for Zach, cause he can't stop talking about some exciting news. Honestly we tackle a bunch of random topics this week, but none of you even read this, so I'm not sure you deserve to have me tease what they might be.

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Rant Topics:

- Vanity Plates

- Paul Can't Choose Just One

- Politics of Wishing Happy Birthday

- Bad Movies

- Sunsets

Welcome to another unequivocally sublime episode of Not All Bad, rife with trichotillomania-inducing wrath and terminology withdrawn directly from the PSAT lexicon. And also some sex jokes.

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Rant Topics:

- Speed Bumps

- Subscriptions

- When People Text "Hi" with No Context

- Being an Uncle

- Reality TV

The new house is consuming Zach's entire mind and Paul is deeply engrossed with the latest and greatest in cinema, so we don't have time for a big description today. Thank you Steven Spielberg!

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Rant Topics:

- When Things Break

- Shot Bars

- Good Bosses

- Nicknames

- Nathan For You

Guests are back, baby! Adam defends radio, Paul creates a unit of measurement, and Zach seeks a sugar mama. Happy two year anniversary to us!

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Rant Topics:

- A Defense of Radio

- Loud Cars and Trucks

- Paul's Haunted House

- People with CashApp in Their Bios

- The Neighborhood Basketball Court

- Making Playlists

The boys get a little naughty today as we talk about--yes, again--peeing and pooping. There's some other junk tossed in too, for good measure. Good thing the Internet is forever and we could never erase this recording even if we wanted to.

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Rant Topics:

- Making Phone Calls at Work

- Skipping Songs Halfway Through/Skipping TV Show Intros

- People Who Talk on the Phone in Bathrooms

- Timothy Dexter

- Making a Space Your Own

Oh boy do we go through a bunch today. Hinge Binge is back, kind of, Paul is becoming an adult, and beans. You heard me right, this podcast will set a record for the amount of times BEANS is said, across multiple topics. Buckle up, swipe your beans under a rug, and get ready for this week's episode.

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Rant Topics:

- Car AC Controls

- Sarcasm

- Suite Life of Zach and Cody (plus beans)

- Aquifers

- Making Presentations