Bling bling, losers! All aboard the gravy train! We're rich now and it's about time we start acting like it. This week's episode is brought to you by Dr. Quigly's Rash Cream and a host of other excellent sponsors. Go be poor somewhere else!

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Rant Topics:

- Traveler's Social Media

- Online Shopping

- The Bachelor/The Bachelorette

- Shoes

- Flipping the Perspective

Welcome to Not All Bad: On the Rocks™, our most slurred episode yet! We are okay with you not telling your friends about this one. Have a drink on us!

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Rant Topics:

- Bugs

- New Texas License Plates

- Assorted Lightning Round Topics

- ???

Alex is our first guest on the show this week (ignoring Paul, which Zach is accustomed to doing anyway)! Thanks to Alex for joining us on this journey across our pet peeves.

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Rant Topics:

- Online Reviews

- Caring about Celebrities

- People who Brake Too Hard in TV Shows/Movies

- Grocery Shopping

- Postcards

- Stand-up Comedy

The episode title doesn't mention this for obvious reasons, but we talk about buttholes in this one. Fair warning. Yep, that pretty much sums this one up. Enjoy!

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Rant Topics:

- Booths Too Far from the Table

- Closed Captioning

- Dog Parks

- Getting Feedback

- Drawing

Well, it's officially been over a year since the first episode of this bad show was published, and, as usual, Zach has a hard time being serious about it. He also has a hard time saying anything interesting. Looks like Paul will have to carry the team again..

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Rant Topics:

- Not Picking Your Nose

- Toastmasters Public Speaking

- Movie Theater Concessions

- Cooking, Random Bullshit

- Animation

Zach couldn't edit this week, and you know what happens when the parents are out of town... HOUSE PARTY! Oh no, who invited all these people! Wait, I didn't put out fliers! Oh no, my mom's vase! Everyone out, they're almost home!!

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Rant Topics:

- Holding Speakerphone to Your Face

- Small, Dumb Comments that Stick with You

- ASMR

- Dogsitting

- Finger Guns

Welcome to the reality in which every American is either a troop or will be someday. And some of us are out there every summer putting everything on the line to stand up for what we believe in: that kids don't deserve a prize they won't work for.

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Rant Topics:

- Giving Away Foul Baseballs

- Chiggers

- Lawyer Commercials

- Taking Baths

- Beers After Work

Yes, we really do talk about peeing again. And we're sorry. Other than that, we're just gonna, you know, kick it today and not stress too much about what else we write here. Take it easy.

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Rant Topics:

- Retail Salesperson Lies

- Dry Deodorant, Rental Cars, Hotel Pillows

- Washing Your Hands after Using the Bathroom

- People Who Remind You of Other People

- A Clean Bedroom

Happy birthday! We got you a bad podcast! We hope you found everything that you were looking for. Us? We're looking for love--and the truth is, Eric. We aren't who you think we are.

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Anyway... paper or plastic?

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Rant Topics:

- Watching Your Groceries Being Bagged

- TV Characters Caught in a Lie

- Cubicles

- Opening Boxes

- Giving Compliments

We've got a dirty one today! Lot's of nut and piss talk today, so sorry about that. Actually, all the gross stuff is just Zach. Paul talks about normal people things like going to the movies. And hey--what's the deal with airplane food?

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Rant Topics:

- Movie Spoilers

- Short Urinals

- Airline Food

- GPS

- Movie Theater Seats