It's been a long hiatus and I'm back with more than enough hatred to make up for it. Strap in for a rant so long and incohesive it shatters the previously consistent formula for the show in more ways than one.

Rant Topics:

- Autumn

- Menus

- Animal Observations

It's only Episode 3 and I think we're already in a slump. At least the crying kid segment is funny, I think. Fast food keeps sneaking it's way into the show and it needs to stop.

Rant Topics:

- Beanies

- Popcorn

- Frozen Yogurt

- Candles

- Little League World Series Camera Operators

Oh, you thought I'd realize making this was a bad idea before I made a second one? Think again. What's more, I'm so deluded that I even think this one is a lot better than the first one (even though there's a substantial segment about fast food drive-thrus again).

Rant Topics:

- Drive-Thru Water

- Snapchat

- Big Cities

- Music Videos

- Free Restaurant Mints

Every cloud has a silver lining, but that doesn't mean you can't complain about it. Welcome to the inaugural episode of what is most certainly a bad idea and will only be remembered as a brief and embarrassing episode of attention-seeking desperation.

Rant Topics:

- Chick-Fil-A

- PDA

- "Chad" and "Becky"

- Uber/Lyft

- Astronauts