Better never than late, right? Yeah, we know that's the same joke we used for this episode on Twitter, but it's not like anyone reads these descriptions anyway. Which means this is a safe space to admit that I killed Christina Aguilera. So, um, that's it I guess.

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Rant Topics:

- Passing People in the Hallway

- Websites Shifting as You Click

- Sexy Calendars

- Museums

- Theater

This month, we charge you to go ahead and be an asshole. You earned it! Take a load of and feel the warm spring breeze flow through your stained shirt as you consider what horrible apocalypse awaits us within the next 1000 years.

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Rant Topics:

- Staining Clothes with Food

- "Year 3000"

- Old, Active Group Chats You Don't Care About

- Hawaiian Shirts

- Stain Removers

Today's theme is generosity: Paul and Zach's charitable fulfillment of their promise, Audie's sacrifice for this nation, and Eddie's equally valorous sacrifice for this nation. Pay the kindness forward and leave a review for our show and tell your least favorite friend about it.

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Rant Topics:

- Car Insurance

- Gas Station TV

- Liking/Disliking People Who Dislike/Like Things

- Manual Transmission Cars

- Audie Murphy

- Weddings

At some point in this episode, Paul says, “Sometimes a disaster works out in favor of the spectators," and if that isn't the best metaphor for this show, then we don't know what is. So please, witness the disaster in all its glory.

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Rant Topics:

- Email

- Water Carafes

- Parking Garages

- Wildflowers

- Electronic Communications (the hypocrisy!)

Please email [email protected] if you know what sound clocks make, because I'm not sure that we do. Special thanks to William for the hard work today, but our very nice studio now smells like fish.

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Rant Topics:

- Vine

- Paying in "Exposure"

- Doctor's Offices

- Watching Movies Alone

- Wikipedia

All aboard! The angry train is leaving the station! What better way to spend your commute than listening to a bad amateur podcast? If anyone knows Elon Musk or a Toyota marketing VP please tell them to listen to this episode and the wonderful, money-making ideas contained within. Special thanks to Matthew for sending in our very first submission for a random rant topic!

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Rant Topics:

- Car Maintenance

- Sticker Residue

- Traffic Circles

- Driving with the Windows Down

- Walking in Nature

Haven't you heard!? One glass of wine before/after bed reduces/increases your risk of cancer/heart disease by 12%! Okay, so our lawyers say we can't make that joke, but they also say we can't guarantee listening to this podcast will cure balding. We need the listens though, so we're willing to take that risk: listening to Not All Bad will stop hair loss!

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Rant Topics:

- Crawfish

- Dieting

- Slang/Acronyms

- Children's Movies

- Celebrating The Life the Mars Opportunity Rover

See, I told you we would maintain a regular schedule from now on. Embark with us on the next step of our journey to transform this sorry podcast into a professional production. It would mean a lot if you told a friend about the show! It's getting old and a little bit sad being the only two people who promote this thing.

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Rant Topics:

- Scam Phone Calls

- Microwave Beeps

- Starbucks

- James Hard, Civil War Veteran

- Haircuts

Paul joins the cast as a full-flegded co-host! Based on current data, every guest we have will eventually become a host. 2019 is the year we publish podcasts consistently--you can expect a new podcast in your feed every other Monday evening!

Rant Topics:

- Social Media Theft

- Urinal Stage Fright

- Timehop

- First Class Flying

- Erasable Pens

Five isn't an impressive number, but it is a nice, round number, so this is going to be a special episode anyway. A very warm welcome to Not All Bad's first ever special guest, Paul Messmann! If you listen closely, you can hear me and my asthma wheeze throughout the episode, and if you listen not-so-closely, you can hear me cough, too!

Rant Topics:

- Introvert/Extrovert

- Soup

- Ironing Clothes

- Mail

- Moving Away from Home