The Red Sox are not hibernating this offseason! Have we really shifted the dial? Sources are saying "perhaps".

Even without game days, we are getting news. Nicky Pivetts? Rejected the Qualifying Offer. Good to know that draft pick will counter-balance when we sign Juan Soto.

The Rule 5 Draft claimed it's victims ending years of abuse between the Boston Red Sox and Bryan Mata. Hunter Dobbins is protected - as is the password, Jhostynxon Garcia. Which, I think, Jack Webster actually pronounces correctly!

Where are the free agent targets? The hot stove is heating up and we've got some takes for you!

Everyone in Boston was watching the world series for one reason and one reason only - to watch the Yankees lose.

And they did it! They did lose! Not just in typical fashion, but in spectacular fashion! We've been lulling ourselves to sleep every night with the Aaron Judge catch-drop video before we go to bed.

As a side note, fans, don't touch the players.

We talk a bit about the upcoming offseason, too.

Dodgers in 5!

There just seems to be no way we will ever reverse this curse - right, Justin MLB?

It's 2004, we are 10, and my dad is better than your dad. We recorded this on the playground on my tape recorder for David Ortiz; our one and only large, Dominican son.

It's not reminiscing if it's happening in real time.

Here are our 2024 suprelatives. Some good, some bad, mostly bad. Part 2.

I'll write the rest of the bio tomorrow. IDK, TBD, honestly.

Featuring The Pesky Report.

Here are our 2024 suprelatives. Some good, some bad, mostly bad. Part 1.

I'll write the rest of the bio tomorrow. IDK, TBD, honestly.

Featuring The Pesky Report.

If you were to ask me the state of the Red Sox right now, and more specifically the state of Red Sox management right now, I would tell you confidently that John Henry farted in an elevator right as Craig Breslow was getting on. Now we all think it's Craig Breslow's fault and also the elevator is going down.

You'll hear the fart noises in our episode. It was shortly after Cam Booser helped Aaron Judge break the Paw Patrol curse. God, I hate this team. Zack Kelly has been relegated to Guantanamo Bay.

The game at the end is fun though! Big World Series draftish game. It means nothing but then again, neither does this team :)

We're calling it. We've seen this team before. You know what? Why don't we all jump onto the train to misery-ville? Probably a good thing they extended Alex Cora while we were all high in June.

We did get Shawn today! He arrived fashionably late in a limousine with spinning gold rims. He is our coroner - he declared cause of death. Hint: It was losing baseball games.

Anyway, join us for this evil fun house of horror as the Red Sox get us ready for Halloween by scaring us with their un-godly baseball playing. Pitching? Stellar. Hitting? Spooky.

Anyone else experiencing Deja Vu? Idk it just feels like we've seen this Red Sox September before. Like, many times before. Are we stuck in a time loop? Doomed to misery by repetition into insanity. What's the one song by that super underground indie rock band about waking up at the end of September?

In this episode we talk about Nick Pivetta, I fear. Do we throw this scrappy little 30% strikeout pitcher 21 million dollars or move on? I guess it depends on if in the next month he can go from a 1 WAR player to like an 8 WAR player. Cooper Criswell, though? Someone give that guy another 1 million dollars ASAP. Throw him an extra hundo, as a little treat.

This week we play RED SOX ROOKIE TRIVIA. Sorry if that's not original enough for you. You don't have to participate. The rest of us will be having fun. Not the Red Sox, or any of the Red Sox fans, really; but the rest of us!

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Hogdale! I lied about the bird and the plane.

This episode is coming off a STELLAR start by Brayan Bello, who Red Sox fans appear to be excited about. Hogdale joins us to offer what has become the magic opinion. Seriously, it's like voodoo.

So much ground is covered in this episode! For this evening's meal, we offer a classic yet specialty appetizer of Alex Verdugo hate, followed by a sizzling redemption of reporter Gabrielle Star. Should a palate cleanser be needed after your meal we would love to offer some Rich Hill in this trying time, and for dessert we have named 10 Red Sox players to pull that dog sled in the Iditarod.

Don't know what the Iditarod is? Watch Balto, you casual.

This is our podcast format now, apologies in advance for the convenience.