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Hi shartys we back at it again with this weeks episode. As Rachel prepares to retire the fake ID, she reflects on the excitement of being back on campus and everything being open, its been too long!! Starting off strong and calling people out on their bullshit (as Rachel should) she brings up topics like fragile egotistical men (beta bitch boys) dealing with rejection, her new technique of implementing energy checks throughout the day, and how meeting a janitor spiraled her into an epiphany. As always, always interesting;) Good luck on the start of the school year babes!!! 

Part two of the episode where Rachel is joined by Grant Woodin. Grant shares some more crazy ass stories and the two laugh over Dula peep, pornos, and sex. Just like the first part, this episode will make you saying uhhhh what?!! but also laughing your ass off!!

ANOTHER GUEST!!! This episode Rachel is joined by Grant Woodin. The two laugh about how they met in a summer class and Grant shares some of his funny sex stories. From anal, to orgies, to baking bread with vaginal yeast this episode will make you saying uhhhh what?!! but also laughing your ass off!!  

If you're here then welcum but also I am so sorry for you. This episode is a bit more laid back as Rachel catches y'all up on her life adventures and also reiterates some useful vocabulary ;0 She does not hesitate to put in her two sense on the topic of if exes can be friends. If you're currently or ever have been in a situationship listen up because here are four warning signs you are starting to SIMP....AKA RUN FOR THE HILLS 

AYOOOO time to get a little real here for a sec mofos, its 2021 which means if your racist or homophobic go buy yourself a vibe because your not getting properly fucked. This episode is a little all over the place like Rachel’s life so let’s just roll with it and stop asking questions. Actually, you SHOULD question everything because like what is really going on here ya know. Basically to sum it up, be a good person, live in the moment, question your existence, and if you're famous hmu ;)

OH HEY HI DIDN’T SEE YA THERE wel-CUM back to this week’s episode missed you so much MWAH. In this episode Rachel talks about the importance of balancing relationships and friendships. Along the convo of relationships, she also dives deep into her thoughts on cheating and long distance relationships from personal experiences.

In this week's episode Rachel's back and better than ever after her little summer hiatus where she went through a huge mental transformation. There are so many ideas, expectations, and opinions about the concept of "hot girl summer" but lets get real and break it down, no one's perfect and growth isn't linear and that's OKAYYYY. So listen, vibe and hope you relate :) 

Yo what’s up guys, back in January I shot my shot with my cashier at Tilly's in Orlando Florida and look where I ended up LOL. In this weeks episode my friend Kass from University of Central Florida comes on the podcast to discuss how we met so randomly, how us going out and “networking” has completely changed the course of our life, being in a relationship vs being single, our growth in terms of men, and we also dive deep into the importance of mental health. This episode is a bit deeper so get ready for your emotional side to come out.

In this episode the one and only Luke Bartolomey makes a guest appearance and it is anything but ordinary with these two. The iconic duo dives right in to the dirty details of finessing at night clubs in orlando and pacing yourself at bars, gargantuous cocks, and the inside scoop on the gay community. Prepare to laugh your fucking ass off because this probably the best episode yet. 

WOW you're back for more you little slut listen up. Big Rach takes on the Big Apple this week, winds up drunk (of course) at some random bumble mans house and shit hits the fan R U N. Spoiler; she makes it back alive just in time to finish up junior year at the University of Connecticut and saying goodbye to some close graduating seniors is of course always gonna end in a 5 day bender. Needless to say, May was a fun filled month in New England but she's back in Florida for a few weeks and is ready to party in downtown Orlando.