Brooke and Katie record over Skype to discuss our Thanksgivings, BTS being exempt from joining the military (at least for now), and how much we love Spotify Wrapped. We also discuss toxic fanbases, Harry ending C*ndace Ow*ns, and our perception of what it means to be a "manly" man. We talk about the best tweets of this year, our favorites on BTS' album "Be," and fighting for justice for Miley Cyrus' "Plastic Hearts." We also mention a Bachelorette contestant's erotic nude photos, straights claiming their favorite Christmas movie is "Die Hard," and the fact that seeing and watching a movie are two completely different things.

Brooke and Katie celebrate Thanksgiving by delivering our take on Oprah's Favorite Things for this year, including our favorite food, beauty products, clothing, and celebrity ships. We also react to this year's Grammy nominations as they are announced. Listen to us, Fozzie, and the lawnmower outside struggle to process Harry Styles, Rina Sawayama, and The Weeknd's snubs, BTS' rightful victory, and Justin Bieber somehow scraping by. We talk about wishing we could experience a cruise as a teenager, being over people bragging about their "important" Zoom calls, and if we played Mrs Claus, who we would want to play our Santa in a movie.

Brooke, Katie and Fozzie discuss pressing topics from the past week, from Brooke's scarily accurate psychic reading to Harry Styles being the first man to have a solo cover of Vogue. We also discuss some updated Larry Stylinson clues, dreams about Harry, Larry and Namjoon, and The Weeknd being announced as the Super Bowl halftime performer. We talk about Katie's newfound appreciation of Wallows after we talked shit about their lead singer, the wannabe social justice warriors throwing a fit over "A Teacher," and people who make their hair color their entire personality. To wrap up we decide which BTS member we would want as the best man at our wedding to a different member of the band.

Brooke and Katie reunite and have lots to celebrate, from a new president of the United States to a new Bachelorette! We talk about how we found out Joe Biden was elected, BTS and Jungkook's involvement, and how we don't understand how people are getting into relationships during a pandemic. We also discuss the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Erika's divorce, Dancing With the Stars' Chrishell and Gleb's *alleged* relationship, and the Bachelorette shakeup we've been waiting so long for. We also receive some more Larry Stylinson updates, and reminisce on One Direction's "One Way or Another" single and music video. We also muse on our times studying and traveling abroad, our European vacations that were canceled by COVID, and the designer handbags we would've bought had we had the chance to go. We also talk about what we don't get about Tr*mp supporters, waiters who run away when they hand you the check, and which Christmas movie we'd most like to be trapped in with our crush.

It's the day after Election Day and Brooke & Katie are on high alert as the president has not been announced and updates continue to roll in. We reflect on the 2016 election, (unknowingly) making out with Trump supporters, and the exciting wins for the LGBT community we've seen in the past 24 hours. We also spill tea on the Kardashians' voting habits (or lack thereof), Kendall Jenner's pandemic party, Trisha Paytas being iconic, and Liam Payne's collab with Dixie D'Amelio making us uncomfy. We also get excited for all of the upcoming Christmas movies from Hallmark and Netflix, Harry Styles being in the next Marvel movie, and the rollercoaster that was our Halloween that ended in drama, blood, and Katie once again coming to the rescue. For our NTBABBs we discuss The Lizzie McGuire Movie being an AU fan fiction of the tv series, and this year's overdone, basic Halloween costumes.

It's almost Halloween, and Brooke and Katie are getting in the spirit by stocking up on crystals from the witch store and preparing our costumes. We react to the brand new, life changing Golden music video, and analyze it for any Larry Stylinson clues. We also discuss the recent, shocking revelation that our friends and we most likely contracted coronavirus at Harry Styles' one night only show we attended last December. We react to the leak of Ariana Grande's upcoming album and our feelings aren't exactly... positive. We also talk about people who insist on doing Stitch impersonations, the absolute hot mess that is this season of The Bachelorette, and girls who insist that their boyfriend looks like a celebrity. We also ramble about brides and grooms who smash wedding cake in each other's faces, and other clownery that goes on at weddings.

Brooke and Katie start this episode off with a bang by welcoming our newfound audience and responding to the multitude of hate, compliments, and questions on a certain YouTuber's Guru Gossip message board. We also talk about Katie's newfound love of Rick Moranis and Little Shop of Horrors, and discuss our love of musical theatre boys including Aaron Tveit, Gavin Creel, Jonathan Groff, Jordan Fisher, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Daveed Diggs. We also discuss the perplexities of young, female, sexist teachers, BTS' Jimin and Jin Tik Tok, and a sex dream about a reality star nobody saw coming. We also rant about people's inability to just have friendly small talk without being weird or sarcastic, and a Bachelorette contestant of seasons' past that locals just can't get enough of. We also debate which past or present Bachelor contestant we would most like to date.

Brooke and Katie all that has transpired within the past week, including some hot goss about a hater of this podcast who wants to get one of us fired from our job. We also talk about the current season of Dancing With the Stars, including the devastating elimination of Jesse Metcalfe, our differing opinions on Nev Schulman, and Kaitlyn Bristowe being a queen. Of course we have to recount the premiere of The Bachelorette and discuss Clare quite literally falling in love at first sight, corny limo introductions, and the contestants that stand out to us. We also talk AOC supremacy, our favorite couples of Bachelor Nation past and present, and the serve that will be Tayshia's Bachelorette takeover. We react to the breaking news of Ariana Grande announcing AG6 will drop later this month, and speculate what it will entail. We also share some controversial opinions on Pete Davidson, the skinny white boy genre of men in general, and how not all boys who fall into this category are cut from the same cloth. We wrap up the episode with some BTS talk, and debate on what attraction we would most like to take on-ride photo with the boys.

Brooke and Katie reunite to discuss the impending Diz Knee layoffs, and how this will affect the podcast content going forward. On a lighter note, we gossip about our favorite Food Network stars and their scandals including Paula Deen, Bobby Flay, and Giada De Laurentiis. We also debate which Halloween movie is superior between Hocus Pocus, Halloweentown, and Twitches, and discuss the cultural impact of the young, black comedic actresses of our childhoods. We give praise to the queens Tia and Tamera Mowry and Jackée Harry for their work in "Sister Sister", and discuss its similarities to the equally iconic series, "The Nanny". Our pop culture roundup this week includes the *alleged* relationship between the late Naya Rivera's sister and ex husband, Demi Lovato's ex going off the rails on social media, and delusional Larry Stylinson haters coming out of the woodwork on their *alleged* anniversary. We also talk about iconic celebrities owning French bulldogs, including certified triple-threat Ross Lynch. To close out the episode we discuss people's troubling interpretations of "dark humor," and how self-described "straight shooters" are normally just straight-up assh*les.