Brooke and Katie reunite to discuss Katie's newfound wizness as it unfolds live while recording, and an update on our ongoing career searches. We of course have to discuss The New York Times Presents: Framing Britney Spears, and how it breathes new light in to the ongoing Free Britney movement from reminding us what a piece of sh*t Justin Timberlake is to the icon and angel that is Felicia Culotta. We also report new information about Armie Hammer that might just point to him being a literal murderer, and ponder stanning Machine Gun Kelly to pander to straight men. We also ramble about The Truman Show, one of us not being able to ride a bike, Korean romance standards for men, and receiving unsolicited career advice. To close out we debate which members of BTS have the largest d*cks.

Brooke and Katie discuss our latest k-drama obsession and fan fiction in the form of a TV show, True Beauty.  We talk about the romance, chivalry, and looks of Korean men that far supersede those of any other country, and our burning desire for a foreign romance. We also talk about a MAJOR Larry Stylinson proof swept under the rug by the general public, and evidence that Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde's relationship is yet another PR stunt. We chat about up and coming social medias like Hive and Clubhouse, oversharing at work, and the overwhelming disappointment that is this season of The Bachelor. We also discuss Oscar-winning film "Josie and the Pussycats," as well as other iconic yet underrated bands of the time including Pay, A*Teens, and Dream Street. For our NTBABBs we talk about not trusting men named Christian, and roll our eyes at girls with perfect bodies on Instagram pretending they're relatable by having barely visible stretch marks.

Brooke and Katie reunite to talk Netflix's latest runaway hit, Bling Empire, including Queen Anna, her penis pump, and its valuable message that men really ain't shit. We also discuss Brooke's graphic BTS sex dream, Katie's newfound love of Bridgerton, and the Twitter scam that made us believe Chromatica Legos were coming. Katie also tries the new gluten free Oreos and compares them to the original, and we discuss Halsey's pregnancy announcement. We talk about there not being a need for the term "awkward silence," having a scarily spot-on intuition, and debate who we would most like to walk in on us with Jimin.

Brooke and Katie revel in the Squishmallow score of the century - the Cracker Barrel exclusive Easter collection! We also celebrate the birth of our queen Caitlin Covington's daughter, and talk about Katie getting into hot water with Diz Knee influencers. We also recount the highlights of the inauguration, including Lady Gaga's beautiful rendition of her greatest hit, the National Anthem, Jennifer Lopez's... interesting performance, and the serve of the Italian-American women on America's stage. Later we discuss the Trisha Paytas/J*ffree St*r/H*ir By J*y/Sh*ne D*wson drama and misogyny in the gay community. We also talk about this week's fan fiction themed episode of The Bachelor, and speculate who will appear in Bachelor in Paradise. For our NTBABBs we discuss the fact that smart Tr*mp supporters don't exist, and Cracker Barrel being a criminally underrated LGBTQ+ positive establishment. To wrap up we debate which member of BTS is most likely to love Cracker Barrel, and which member of BTS would most want to be pegged.

Brooke and Katie discuss Trump being impeached (again), people who steal tweets and original ideas and pass them off as their own, and BTS' Jungkoook debuting his blond era. We also talk about this season of The Bachelor including our favorite girls, gossip about the projected winner, and how Matt James leaves something to be desired. We also break down the Armie Hammer situation (TW rape, sexual assault, BDSM, violence, cannibalism, necrophilia, etc. 41:35-1:01:30), questioning the paternity of Gigi and Zayn's baby, and the serve that is Olivia Rodrigo's "Driver's License" and love triangle with Joshua Bassett and Sabrina Carpenter. 

In their first episode of the New Year, Brooke and Katie discuss Harry Styles *allegedly* dating Olivia Wilde, fan theories about him and Lizzo, and what this means for Larry Stylinson. We also break down a blind item suggesting Ariana Grande is hooking up with Jim Carrey, and rumors swirling around Kimye's *alleged* impending divorce suggesting the couple is cheating with Van Jones and Jeffree Star. We also talk about our obsessions with Netflix's Bridgerton, what we hate about keto, and people's unoriginal engagement announcements.

Brooke and Katie's last episode of 2020 sends off the year with a bang - by spilling all of the tea on the 2008 Disney Channel Games! Katie recounts stalking Disney stars at their hotel including Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, the Cyrus family, and even a steamy hot tub encounter with the Jonas Brothers. We also talk about our Christmases, past New Years blunders, and what we're looking forward to in 2021. We also discuss people from states no one cares about thinking theirs is the best, and giving gag gifts for Christmas.

Brooke and Katie reunite over Skype for our last episode before Christmas to talk about our holiday plans, our extended families and hometowns, and having to run into people we know from high school. We also discuss the ill-fated high school MySpace romance between a NTBABB listener and Twilight star B**b** Stewart, a sneak peek into Katie's experience at the Disney Channel Games taping, the countdown to the birth of Caitlin Covington's royal baby, and Katie becoming an influencer. We explain our psychic readings from an Etsy psychic who *allegedly* drew what our future husbands will look like, and react live to The Bachelorette finale. To wrap up we discuss what we don't get about road rage, parents scaring the shit out of their kids with the Grinch photoshoots, and what our favorite Diz Knee resort Christmas trees are.

Brooke and Katie count down the days until Christmas and revel in the feeling of not having to work this holiday season. We also discuss the Joshua Bassett/Olivia Rodrigo/Sabrina Carpenter love triangle, and BTS gossip including Jimin's *alleged* new girlfriend, his love for Usher, and Namjoon's Versace jockstrap.  We also talk about Jack Black being hot, childhood obsessions with the Titanic and Princess Diana, and some long overdue Michael Kay chatter. We discuss why we don't get Enneagrams and landing strips, the historic December 21 solstice, the release of Ev*rmore, and where we would most like to spend Christmas with our favorite BTS members.

Brooke and Katie sit down to talk about the blueprint and cultural reset that is the Twilight series! Brooke discusses her first impressions watching all five movies within the past week, while Katie takes us on a walk down memory lane and recalls what it was like to be a Twihard back in its heyday. We talk about Katie's sexual awakening while reading Eclipse, the pro-life propaganda that is Breaking Dawn Part 1, defending Kristen Stewart's acting, Joe Jonas losing his virginity to Ashley Greene, Stevie Nicks being a hardcore Twihard, how much Jacob sucks, and more. We also discuss BTS' MMA performance and Suga hologram, people who use "sweater" and "sweatshirt" interchangeably, and people who think they're funny that talk loudly on purpose.