Brooke and Katie are FIRED UP and ready to rant about the clownery and straight-up trash we've encountered this past week on diabolical dating app, B*mble. We cover everything from blatant red flags like including fraternity letters long after graduation, having no original thoughts or interests, flat out misogyny, assuming girls are not funny and can't carry a conversation, and thinking liking The Office is a personality trait. We also discuss our beautiful, perfect Autumn Queen and LGBTQ+ warrior Miss Caitlin Covington, Miley Cyrus and Zendaya serving, Halloween colors being completely hideous, and our disdain for thong underwear.

Brooke and Katie are joined by NTBABB all star Bobby to celebrate the debut of his Guiltless Pleasures Podcast! We discuss Stassi Schroeder's impending GMA interview, Dancing With the Stars, Kanye pissing on one of his Grammys, and men who pee in public. Of course we scrutinize Chris Evans' newly confirmed dick pic, reminisce on the dick pics we've received, and talk about how unbelievably hot Logan Lerman has been looking as of late. Katie also gives us an update on her dating app activity, getting ghosted, and we discuss Demi Lovato's fiancé's old incriminating Selena Gomez thirst tweets. We talk about The Bachelor's Colton's pick filing a restraining order agains him, Bobby's own experiences with stalkers, Bobby constantly getting noticed by his favorite celebrities, and Paris Hilton's shocking new documentary, This Is Paris. We round out the episode by discussing "pick me" culture, the fact that guilty pleasures shouldn't exist, the serve that is Christian Girl Autumn, and what we think the h*rniest fall activity is.

Brooke and Katie kick off this week's episode by discussing Selena Gomez's new makeup line, how The Lizzie McGuire Movie is the blueprint, and the earth-shattering announcement of the end of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. We also talk more in-depth about dating (or lack thereof), and lament the struggles of dating in your twenties when you don't have any rudimentary experience. We don't get what to talk to straight men about, why you have to text them 24 hours a day, and being the "cool girl". We discuss out hatred of dating apps, the overwhelming anxiety that comes with having to meet up with someone in person, and our failed real-life crushes on our friends. Katie pairs up our friends with their perfect match in BTS, and we debate Dunkin' Donuts vs Starbucks, complain about lame Bachelorette parties, and reminisce on YouTuber royal weddings. We close out the episode by discussing where in the W*lt D*sney W*rld R*sort we would most like to get married.

Brooke and Katie kick off SPOOPY season by reminiscing on run-ins with a famous YouTuber around this time last year, and plotting what our Halloween costumes will be this year. We also recount this year's iconic VMAs performances from Miley Cyrus and BTS, plus one particular winner who left a lot to be desired. We also talk about Blackpink and Selena Gomez's long-awaited Ice Cream, the good and bad babies of Tik Tok, and Katie's frightening baby experience while thrift shopping. We discuss the romantic excellence that is Harry Potter, and specifically Draco Malfoy Tik Tok, wonder why men refuse to carry a purse, and discuss a disgraced pushing 40-year-old cosplayer who is being talked about AGAIN. We also chat about Brooke's spooky reoccurring dreams, posting photos with the hope that straight men will like them, and debate which BTS member we would most want to donate their sperm to us.

Brooke & Katie begin by recounting our spin by a certain Diz Knee vlogger's compound, witnessing a Tr*mp rally in the streets of Windermere, and our severe lack of excitement toward this year's election. On a lighter note, we break down our favorite parts of BTS' flawless Dynamite music video including the boys' outfits, V's Harry Styles moments, and the shots that made our hearts flutter. Though a very controversial subject, we also discuss why Teen Beach Movie is objectively a better film than HSM, and why female protagonists are always so unlikable in DCOMs. We also mourn the loss of the iconic Gateway Gifts sign, break down a certain Diz Knee vlogger's recent tantrum, and a friend's former hookup sliding into Katie's DMs.

After an unexpected hiatus, Brooke and Katie return to talk about, what else, but our vaginas! We unpack the Tik Tok-inspired phenomenon of innies and outies, life with a fat pu$$y, difficulties finding the clit, and experiences getting a pap smear. Katie also delivers the breaking news of a certain Diz Knee influencer DMing her once again, the saga of her online romance, and journaling to manifest a man. We talk about Katie's dream about Bernie Sanders, the pure excellence of Leslie Mann, and on the opposite end of the spectrum, the diabolical Lena Dunham. We also revel in the magic that is Miley Cyrus' "Midnight Sky," engage in local culture by listening to her Call Her Daddy interview, and discuss the dorks who gatekeep reading.

Brooke and Katie kick off this episode by discussing the most pressing news of the week - Harry Styles running through the streets of Rome with a mustache and short shorts. We also discuss some major updates with M*chael K*y, the releases of Black Is King and Muppets now, and the problems we face that come with having the opposite of daddy issues. We talk some more about the current and upcoming releases from Twice, Blackpink, and BTS, as well as their upcoming VMAs performance. We discuss Miley's teaser for her disco album, defend Gigi Hadid's pasta-decorated kitchen cabinets, and unpack the interesting DM that Katie received from an infamous D*sney influencer. We also talk about our hatred of organic peanut butter and diet culture, and how difficult it is to find actual good stuff at TJ Maxx and HomeGoods.

Brooke and Katie reunite for the first time since One Direction's 10th anniversary was cruelly and unexpectedly turned into Taylor Swift's surprise album release day. We talk about the anticlimactic surprises from One Direction, Katie's reaction to Folklore, and the sadness knowing that Swifties keep winning. We also discuss Izi's pet worms, our new favorite Netflix obsession, Love on the Spectrum, and our favorite cast members on the show. We pitch an idea for a reality show for people in their twenties who have little to no dating experience, predict who the mystery collaboration is for the new Blackpink single, and discuss the news of BTS' all-English single. We talk about the Free Britney movement and how it's spiraled out of control, stanning Sanrio, the horror of balloon releases, and coffee places charging extra for dairy-free milk. It wouldn't be an episode without some M*chael K*y talk, so we give the people what they want by giving the latest updates and reminiscing on iconic times we've had with everyone's favorite YouTuber.

Brooke and Katie record from the first time at the new Rodnite Mansion! We begin by reveling in the excitement of the impending 10 year anniversary of One Direction, and predict what the boys may have in store for us. We also discuss the progress we've made in our manifestation journeys, including out-of-body meditation experiences, and an update to our vision boards. We recount the VERY questionable romance advice given to Katie by her therapist, the latest horrifying Kanye antics, and the worms for brains people who put the blame on Kim. We also unpack straight self-proclaimed momma's boys who treat all other women in their lives like shit, the blinding hypocrisy of misogynistic gays, and the similarities between the two. We also talk about Brooke's passion for Hallmark ornaments, Caitlin Covington and Nicki Minaj's pregnancy announcements, and what we most desire from the One Direction reunion.

Brooke & Katie discuss their week of attending Diz Knee World cast previews, Brooke's birthday, and all that has transpired since then. We also talk about CMs asking people for gifts in Facebook groups, and kids whose parents force them to dress up as CMs when they visit the parks. We of course spend some more time gushing and thirsting over BTS (primarily Namjoon), and reveal who our bias and bias wreckers are. We also explain our vision boards, plans for the future, and how Katie's has already gotten her a new house. We also discuss M*chael K*y, the disappearance of early 2000's teen rom com hottie Oliver James, and nosy coworkers in the break room. To close out, we muse about our ideal scenarios to be photographed with our BTS boyfriends for the first time.