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Brooke and Katie recount their trip to Atlanta to see Tomorrow x Together’s concert. Aside from the unbelievable talent and big budget production that went into this concert, we also talk about our out of body moments being noticed by our biases and how you can achieve moments like that as well. We can definitely be delusional, but we promise that was NOT the case here! For our NTBABBs we talk about elaborate wedding cakes that are barely edible and the lack of hand holding between parents and children these days.

We talk about Michael’s first cruise as an Adler and his brother Dave’s trip to an Oklahoma casino. The mask is off literally and figuratively as  we commentate on Michael’s uncharacteristically healthy eating choices on the Disney Wish, his harping on how much he hates pretty much everything, and riding the AquaMouse with a mystery child among many other questionable things. We also talk about Dave’s return to vlogging on his trip to the world’s largest casino where he does no gambling and speaks in an unintelligible country accent. For our NTBABBs we talk about the over-romanticization of Paris and how underrated Farmer Wants A Wife is.

This week Brooke and Katie are VERY excited to welcome Rust Belt native and famous vlogger Vincent (@vincentprologo) to the podcast! We talk about Vincent’s experiences at nights one and two of the Nashville leg of the Eras Tour where Taylor announced Speak Now Taylor’s Version. We also discuss his world famous review of Roundup Rodeo BBQ in greater detail, including why the Mean Old Potato Salad was so nauseatingly bad and how many people in his party became ill throughout the meal. We also talk about Vincent’s recent trip to Universal Hollywood to experience Super Nintendo World and the Secret Life of Pets ride, Katie and Vincent’s review of the third Guardians of the Galaxy movie, an update on Taylor Swift and Matty Healy, Vincent’s celebrity crushes, and the opening night of the Renaissance Tour. For our NTBABBs we discuss Nashville being a bachelorette party hot spot, aphids, and there being no good authentic Italian food in the greater Orlando area.

Brooke and Katie are alone this week with some good old fashioned girl talk about all the things we haven’t gotten to discuss the past couple of weeks. Katie finally gets to relay her experience at the Eras Tour in Tampa, and we discuss the Twitter drama surrounding a particular Disney influencer’s attendance of multiple concerts on the tour. We also talk about our girls trip to Clearwater Beach and wonder what the synthetic drugs are made of that are sold in the gift shops there. We react to the And Just Like That season 2 teaser, the breaking and totally believable news of Taylor Swift and Matty Healy *ALLEGEDLY* dating, and the Met Gala. We unpack whether Trace Cyrus is attractive, who our Boygenius biases are, and who we would want to be dressed by for the Met Gala. For our NTBABBs we talk about how more couples should consider having only one child, and how we do not like seeing the voice actors of cartoon characters.

This week Brooke and Katie welcome our sweet friend Jamie Arena onto the podcast! We talk to her about her extensive experience freelancing in the film/TV world, and what it was like for her working on the set of Jersey Shore Family Vacation at the beautiful Margaritaville Resort right in our backyard of Kissimmee, Florida. We also discuss Ryan Gosling as a comedic actor in the Barbie movie, Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell being a boring and already overexposed PR “couple”, who we would love to see in a rom com, and Coachella. In lieu of NTBABBs this week, Katie reads us an Am I The Asshole scenario from which we determine if she indeed is the asshole. 

Brooke and Katie are elated and as shocked as you are to welcome our first STRAIGHT male guests onto the podcast: Evan and Mark! Longtime friends and fellow members of the Kay Brother Army, they join us this week all the way from Los Angeles via Zoom to talk about the objectively more honorable of the Kays. Together we unpack the hypnotic and dissociative series of vlogs chronicling Dave’s trip to Hawaii, including the endless wandering through the barren Covid-ridden city streets, impressive avoidance of some of the most beautiful natural landmarks in the world, and his rambling stream of consciousness that narrates the entire experience. We also talk about his music career, superhero characters he conceptualizes and acts out himself, and the interesting dynamic between him and his brother Michael. For our NTBABBs we talk about barbershop quartets, the lack of concert etiquette at the Eras Tour, forced tipping on iPads, and not paying for YouTube premium. 

*AS ALWAYS, THE CONTENT OF THIS EPISODE IS ALLEGED AND FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.*

Brooke and Katie celebrate Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn’s breakup, and discuss the dramatic reactions from Hetlors, Taylor’s gay dog whistling, and our speculations on the specifics of Taylor and Phoebe’s close friendship. We also talk about the anticipation of undoubtedly running into Kyle Pallo at the Eras Tour, cringe proposals, Paging Mr. Morrow taking over Europe, the unbelievably good Super Mario Bros. Movie, and the concept of having a Little Boyfriend (LBF). For our NTBABBs we talk about food sculptures not making any sense, and couples who only take pictures with each other while on vacation. 

Brooke and Katie react to bisexual icon Jimin being #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 and racist icon Morgan Wallen… not being #1! We also talk about Kelsea Ballerini’s *ALLEGED* lesbian relationship and how her situation is looking a little TOO similar to another blonde country gal’s we all know and love. We discuss ozempic, Kyle Pallo going to the Eras Tour the same night as Katie, Shayla from Tik Tok, the genius that is the Barbie movie, Stray Kids at Disneyland, and Lana Del Rey and Boygenius’ new albums. We also answer a listener’s DM and give advice on what to do when you get so high you get scared. For our NTBABBs we wonder where the hell Skylar Astin is in all of this, and ban all Barbie bashers from ever seeing the upcoming movie.

Brooke and Katie have quite the array of topics to discuss this week including Jungkook’s Calvin Klein campaign, seeing Kyle Pallo’s morning wood against our wills, the updated Lollapalooza lineup, Jimin’s solo album FACE superseding expectations and the bullying drama surrounding the attendees of Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour. For our NTBABBs we talk about tarot card reading Tik Tok and young people (cough cough SEVENTEEN) getting unnecessary veneers.

Brooke and Katie begin by talking about getting Twice tickets, Lana del Rey and Jimin’s upcoming albums, and the Lollapalooza lineup announcement. We also discuss a new Disney vlogger this week: the infamous and unremarkable Kyle Pallo! (Skip to 23:25 for this.) We commentate on Kyle and his girlfriend Casey’s experience at the DVC Moonlight Magic event at Epcot, including his obsession with fur characters’ asses, his questionable behavior towards his girlfriend, and more! For our NTBABBs we talk about sharing custody of a pet and the Lululemon belt bag craze. To wrap up, we play F*ck Marry Kill with Michael Kay, Dave Kay and Kyle Pallo.