Not To Be A Bitch, But...

After a brief hiatus Brooke and Katie return to discuss Harry’s movies flopping while Brendan Fraser slays, Brooke’s new house in G*lden O*k, and our dear dear friend B*rkev’s weeklong visit to Florida. We talk about the Killers concert, visiting the beautiful Lakeland, FL, the Namkook cupsleebe event, visiting Bass Pro Shop and more! For our NTBABBs we talk about the Quayn of England d wording and D23/J*sh D’Am*ro culture.

Brooke and Katie discuss the Don’t Worry Darling cast drama coming to a head at the Venice Film Festival, Taylor Swift gay rumors conveniently hitting the mainstream media as her new album is announced, and rancid gays body shaming Lana del Rey. We also give our rankings of the Seventeen members, Katie shares how she lost her wallet AND phone at the first night of Halloween Horror Nights, and Brooke shares why she thought she was being watched in her Vegas hotel room. For our NTBABBs we discuss not getting Jack Harlow, heat wave culture, and AirPods.

Brooke and Katie reunite after two weeks apart to catch up on Jungkook/Princess Diana’s birthday, the proof coming to light that Raini Rodriguez and Ross Lynch hooked up, and our respective trips this psst weekend. Brooke talks about seeing the Killers, gambling, and endless simulations, and Katie talks about her trip to Chromatics/Atlanta.For our NTBABBs we discuss women being shamed for dating  someone only a couple of years ago, and how bad pencil skirts look on everyone.

Brooke and Katie don’t have a lot to talk about this week but country girls make do! We talk about getting into Seventeen, and Katie’s going back and forth on whether procreating with him would be a good idea. We also talk about Namjoon growing out his hair after seeing his baby girls’ long hair edits, and our bad astrological compatibility with Kpop idols. We also talk about Florence Pugh hating Don’t Worry Darling and reminding us that Harry eats a woman out in it, and we discuss how much we love Extraordinary Attorney Woo. For our NTBABBs we talk about bodybuilding and people who celebrate their birthdays for a month straight and won’t let you hear the end of it.

Brooke and Katie talk about Bl*ckp*nk stans bullying Namjoon online, the interesting fans of a certain Diz Knee vlogger, and Brooke’s Y/N experience seeing High School Musical The Musical The Series’ Matt Cornett LIVE at Diz Knee Springs. We also discuss our visit to Fort Wilderness and how underrated it is, Joe Jonas soft launching being bi, and we unbox our new Ateez albums. For our NTBABBs we talk about hating Brad Pitt and his fans, and the fact that beans are such an underrated food.

Brooke and Katie reunite after Katie’s whirlwind weekend in Chicago. She recounts her Lollapalooza experience including seeing the Bean, running into TxT on the street (not clickbait), the Tito’s Lounge, and of course, Hobipalooza. For our NTBABBs we discuss people on BeReal who are anything BUT real, and people who bring bed pillows to the airport.

Brooke and Katie give a roundup of BTS news and wonder how fate will lead us to him. We also talk about Shawn Mendes’ tour cancellation and the mysterious circumstances surrounding it, reflect on Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss’s *alleged* relationship and its Hollywood tragedy qualities, and parents who suspect you’re a lesbian. We also discuss straight male Maya Angelou bottoms, and men who get off on rejecting women in real life and on the Bachelorette. For our NTBABBs we talk about people who comment that someone’s Instagram made them “ugly sob” and people whose parents visit them constantly. 

Brooke and Katie discuss the fact that lunch is a lost art and brunch flops, dorky men not knowing how to brand themselves, and Taylor Swift’s original hair being a cultural reset. We talk about a dear, dear friend getting too high he got scared, Aeropostale monkey tee culture, and the stories of our first periods. For our NTBABBs we talk about sneakers being falsely marketed as comfortable shoes and grandparents who refuse to just be called grandma or grandpa.

Brooke and Katie reunite to discuss BTS content coming to Disney+, including a Permission To Dance LA concert special that we speculate may be OUR concert. Brooke opens her gorgeous birthday gift from Katie and we talk about the season premiere of The Bachelorette and our KING magician who was tragically sent home. We get the breaking news live on air that Khloe Kardashian is having another baby with Tristan via surrogate, and discuss Lea Michele officially replacing Beanie Feldstein in Funny Girl. For our NTBABBs we talk about "we proudly serve" Starbucks and the cringe "he/she's a ten, but..." trend. 

Brooke and Katie celebrate Brooke's birthday by talking about processed MEAT, horses being woke, and the Holy Land Experience. Katie recounts her showing of Minions: Rise of Gru dramatically coming to a screeching halt, and gives Brooke a tarot card reading on what she should expect for her 28th year of life. For our NTBABBs we talk about Namjoon posting photos with women all of a sudden, and wedding guests posting photos of themselves with wedding hashtags.