Not To Be A Bitch, But...

Brooke and Katie share how we celebrated their Christmases and read our updated kpop bias lists. We also discuss our favorite things from this year, including movies, shows, albums, songs, food, drink, and moments from our lives. We also make pop culture predictions for 2023, which for all the lawyers reading this are ALLEGED AND FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY! For our NTBABBs we talk about Kellegend Clarkson being the true queen of Christmas and people who "hate watch" things.

Brooke and Katie kick off our Christmas episode by opening our gifts to each other, talking about getting tickets for NCT 127 in Atlanta, Secret Santa, HOT dating tips, and the Avatar: The Way of Water D*sney Parks Blog premiere EVENT of the century. For our NTBABBs we discuss the concept of a “work mom” and D*sney gingerbread houses leaving something to be desired. We also give our celebrity Aju Nice and Aju Naughty lists.

Brooke and Katie are back after yet ANOTHER hiatus to talk about Jin’s heartbreaking final farewell as he leaves for the military, the release of RM’s Indigo, and our golf cart breaking down in the middle of Fort Wilderness. We also discuss our respective sailings on the D*sney Wish, the absolutely gorgeous Cars trilogy and the Harry and Meghan Netflix docuseries. For our NTBABBs we discuss sequels that go abroad and Backstreet Boys culture.

Brooke and Katie celebrate the most wonderful time of the year - Spotify Wrapped release day! We discuss our surprising findings and how they compare with our predictions, and how much we love seeing everyone else's. We also reflect on the one year anniversary of us seeing BTS live in concert for the first time, express our disdain for the despicable Great American Family channel trying to take Hallmark's throne, and C*ndace C*meron B*re being a rat. For our NTBABBs we discuss V*ices of L*berty culture and the dire need for a Muppet Show revival.

Brooke and Katie gather for our annual Thanksgiving episode to talk about NCT’s Lucas STILL being canceled, Namjoon’s Indigo looming on the horizon, Harry and Olivia breaking up, and Bob Chapek being swapped out for Bob Iger. For our NTBABBs we talk about being nostalgic for high school as an adult, black and white French bulldogs being the standard representation of the breed, and the things we’re thankful for.

Brooke and Katie are back from yet another hiatus due to travel to discuss Tumblr’s possible comeback, Taylor Swift being the Queen of Capitalism, Brooke’s Bl*ckpink concert experience, and Namjoon’s upcoming album, Indigo. We also talk about our cute little trip to California including being sick, a run to the dispensary, a visit to Harry’s House, Disneyland, and most importantly WORLD OF COLOR HOLIDAY! For our NTBABBs we discuss parents dressing their babies in adult clothing styles and ex jump scares.

Brooke and Katie discuss feeling uninspired and burnt out this Halloween season, looking forward to diving into Christmas, and fat shaming animals. We also talk about the lesbian beauty queens who got married after a two-year secret romance, Taylor Swift assembling the most sapphic opening act lineup possible for her Eras Tour, our scarily accurate BTS tarot readings, and Namjoon on the cover of Rolling Stone. For our NTBABBs we discuss memory going downhill with age and straight girls who don't want to date bisexual men.

Brooke and Katie are back after Brooke’s second go with Covid in the past 4 months and boy do we have MUCH to discuss! We talk about Niall Horan becoming a judge on the voice, how much we want him to flirt with QUAYN Kellegend Clarkson, BTS confirming their military enlistment, and birth control. Brooke recounts the highlights from her trip to New York to go to BravoCon, we give a rundown on our thoughts on Taylor Swift’s new album, Midnights, and the controversy surrounding the fat phobic Anti Hero music video. We also talk about Blackpink’s tour looking dismal at best, Jimin all but coming out as bisexual, and pursuing purity. For our NTBABBs we discuss job announcements on social media and people who track who follows and unfollows them on Instagram. 

Brooke and Katie discuss Jimin's chilling birthday live that further proved he and Brooke are meant to be together, middle school choir culture, and all the hot boys in high school turning out to be ugly losers. We also discuss Brooke and NCT being in New York at the same time, BTS' upcoming concert in Busan, and Brad Pitt's children *allegedly* speaking out against his abuse. For our NTBABBs we talk about parents insisting on doing certain things on the weekend that can be done any time and people who refuse to wear Crocs.

Brooke and Katie reunite after missing last week's episode due to Hurricane Ian. We discuss the ways people in central Florida over dramatize hurricanes, Katie's experience being stuck on the Disney Wish during the hurricane, and people who unnecessarily criticized the Wish. We also talk about Bros and Don't Worry Darling being surprisingly good movies, and wonder why Harries are such an awful fanbase. For our NTBABBs we talk about sugar free culture and people who insist on posting what should be Facebook content on Instagram.