Mounds, mirrors, and dressers, oh my!

Regency is back baby and this time she is here to stay! Get ready for Laura Lee Guhrke's Governess Gone Rogue. We love a rogue woman and hope you do too. Tune in this week to see if this book is a smashing success or another odd disappointment.

Scotland, Scotland, and Scotland, oh my!

Dharma whips out a new accent and Mikayla's panties fall to the floor, never to be seen again. If found please contact 1-800-PANTIES-R-US. Get ready for Jen Holling's highland fantasy, Brides of the Bloodstone: Tempted by your Touch. We are officially dropping everything and moving to Scotland. Bye Smuts!

Slurp, slap, and slosh, oh my!

Poor Bill Johnso doesn't know what hit him and neither do you. Welcome back! This week we finish off Kissing the Corona Virus 2: The Second Wave by M.J. Edwards. This thicc boi will have you turned upside down in more ways than one. Hope you have your therapist on speed dial. Sorry in advance.

Sniffed, spaffed, and shlonged, oh my!

Here we go again! You thought you could escape this apocalyptic nightmare but we were just warming you up. Ready for round two? Join us as we torture you with another M.J. Edwards wet dream, Kissing the Corona Virus 2: The Second Wave. You thought the vaccine could save you? Hole onto your hotdogs 'cause it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Kittens, goats, and pythons, oh my!

So you've come back for more? Hope you brought your beaker 'cause the end of this book will have you begging for a vaccine. In this episode we finish Kissing the Coronavirus by M.J. Edwards, our most respected and feared author thus far. This ending will either have you running for the hills or dripping with love lotion. The power is in your hands.

Tic-tacs, beakers, and waterslides, oh my!

Somehow we made it to 10 episodes and to thank all of our loyal listeners we have decided to ruin your lives. This week M.J. Edwards welcomes you to your worst nightmare, Kissing the Coronavirus. Yes, you read that right. Just when you thought 2021 couldn't get any worse, get ready to be infected by this slippery slide of viral contagion.

Hurricanes, white panties, and ribs, oh my!

Have you been missing some mansplaining in your life? Are you confused as to what feminism is? Then tune in this week while we read The Italian Boss's Secretary Mistress by Cathy Williams. She's a mouthful and not the good kind. (Content Warning: Body Image)

Sundaes, Sundays, and Tuesdays, oh my!

What day is it? Another episode? What is she putting on his dick? What has Mikayla been asking for? What accent is Dharma doing? Does any of this make sense? Buttocks? SEED? Liiiisa!? It's a two-parter, bitches!

xoxo

- Dragon Girls

Dragons, Flanges, and Ex-husbands, oh my!

Join us this week as we read our second listener's suggestion, Dragon Heat by Allyson James. Who knew secret ancestry could be so spicy... grandma sure did. This book is just as outrageous as it sounds and we can't keep it together. Quick! Go check your spare bedroom.

Volcanoes, aliens, and green nipples, oh my!

Beam me up Scotty! Come and meet your UFO (Unidentified Fucking Object). This week, C.J. Barry takes us to galactic heights with her novel, Unearthed. We can't handle the heat... can you? Get ready to be thrust into hyper drive, 'cause she's comin' in for a landing.