Fluids, juices, and geysers, oh my!

It's another episode of episodic episodes and some episodes. Thus marks the conclusion of all things corona virus. Bid thee farewell and blessed be. For all funeral information please email [email protected]. The email will bounce. In the name of the Billy, the Billy, and the Billy Mungus. Amen.

Finland, France, and flying, oh my!

Guess who's back back back again? Did you really think we'd end the season without consulting the Ferret Queen herself? M.J. Edwards is back baby with her third and hopefully final book in the infamous series, Kissing the Corona Virus 3: The Mutant Strain. Have your vomit bags at the ready 'cause this book will have you soaring miles high. Please direct all complaints to [email protected] where they will be acknowledged but never dealt with.

This week on Let's Have a Quickie, we read "Warm N' Wet" by tweakmymeter. You can find more of their stuff at reddit.com/user/tweakmymeter

Crying, sobbing, and bawling, oh my!

This episode will have you tearing up, smutz! Grab your box of Kleenex because Anne Rice will have you expelling liquids from all of your orifices with her famous novel, The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty. She's a tear-jerker... emphasis on the jerker.

CONTENT WARNING: Episode contains scenes of spanking, degradation, and sub/dom sex play.

This week on Let's Have a Quickie, we read "Pleasuring Erin on the Beach by Joseph Benson. You can find more of their stuff at josephbensonstories.medium.com

Backs, thighs, and breasts, oh my!

It's August, bitches, and the man of the month is half-naked and hammering your nail with audacity. Round of applause for Cait London for coming up with this hunky hunk of a book titled (you guessed it) Man of the Month: Fusion. He's here to fix your house and won't let anything, especially his daughter, get in the way of his sex life. You ready?

Trigger Warning: From 18:00-18:30, there is mention of sexual assault and the death of a child.

This week on Let's Have a Quickie, we read "House by the Creek" by Lush Luscious. You can find more of their stuff here.

Growling, panting, and nuzzling, oh my!

The dog days are over this week because doggonit, we found it. Master of Wolves by Angela Knight is sure to get you howling at the moon. If you're good... you'll get a treat.

This week on Let's Have a Quickie, we read "Enemies in the Woods" by claircupperotica. Find more of their stuff at wattpad.com/user/claircupperotica

TED Talks, elevator music, and the mafia, oh my!

Please welcome to the stage, Spicy Italian Criminals! Hands up if you've ever had a sexy elevator fantasy. Well, get ready, because this week we are cracking into Trouble in High Heels by Christina Dodd. Knives at the ready, smutz, 'cause we are slicing panties and taking names.