NothingOfSubstance

We’re talking the nightmare that is Hobby horsing, the audacity of people who say something “fun” when you slip or break something, why tennis players moan like they’re having sex, douchebag sports announcers, Vietnam Veteran uncle builds a Batmobile, and continuously harping on Gen-X.

This is our SomethingOfSubstance series. We're introducing one of my best friends, Cody Chavez to my little podcast talking about the backstory of the man many of you know as the lead guitarist for DRAIN, how we met, brief lore, history, fears and phobias, what DRAIN is up to, what's next for him and all other fun random shit. Thanks for sitting down to do my stupid little show, Cody.

We’re talking white women psyched about pumpkin spice, Dairy Queen employees getting pummeled over a Butterfinger Blizzard, little league dads getting an ass whooping from an umpire, and a shadow boxing homeless man who was transformed into a dog after eating spaghetti gets the shit kicked out of him by a 15 year old girl.

We’re talking drunk women entering your home unexpectedly, giant record breaking Phil Collins Baby Jesus lookalike statue in a Mexican Church, Bill Cosby’s Cosby Mystery Files tv promo, terrible chiropractors, and mistaking women for being pregnant to their face.

We’re talking adult men running through amusement parks, tricking old white people to speak Spanish to two random dogs, hardcore kids getting mangled at shows, Will Smith’s incredible live performance, and people not respecting your bubble.

We’re talking philanthropy and evil money plans for your enemies with the CA Lottery, cars crashing through restaurants, nerds teaching robots how to fight, highlight reels in heaven, and rogue tires killing innocent people.

We’re talking oblivious young drivers, trapping coyote puppies, trading your dog for a dirt bike, real life PokemonGo with tweakers, and how to get fired with style and class.

We’re talking why old people are licking their lips all the time, sweatshirts in the heat, Letspaintv’s chaotic videos, grappling hooks and creepy organ grinder monkeys.

We’re talking Pamela the “trance channeler” guided by the great council of light, Shell gas station secret doorways, deep sea voyages, and the Zodiac Killer??? You decide.

We’re talking about Galactivators, a woman marrying a full sized rag-doll, telling your Dad you are in a relationship with your car, and pepper spraying your classmates and teacher.