NothingOfSubstance

Welcome back!

We’re talking Monday fights with coworkers in your cubicle, cheering at sporting events as a man, old out of shape people going down like f****** dominos, a woman in SF gets flipped like a pancake in he middle of a restaurant, an old woman with Louis Body Dementia, & old men with their mouths open.

We’re talking cough drops, animals attacking people who get too close, Christmas season and how much I hate Christmas music, a chain smoking woman who broke her arm so bad her bones poked out, retail during the holiday season, and coming to terms with accepting The Holiday Season.

We’re talking people unable to take what they dish out, Letterman jackets, a “pantsing” war and how to establish order by bringing back public embarrassment, a man-made castle with a torture chamber, being electrocuted, and Napa Valley wine country.

Episode 40!

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We’re talking, a man marrying his invisible friend, embarrassing yourself freestyle rapping in front of your tech friends, rat problems at Starbucks, monkeys terrifying you in your everyday life, and the. How to use monkeys to kill your child’s invisible boyfriend/girlfriend.

Episode 39 “SomethingOfSubstance #4 W/ SQUARE” Square and I talked about social media hype, traveling to Asia for Complex Con, growing up in The 831/ Salinas Valley, expectations versus reality, and random little tidbits about life. Thank y’all for your support, enjoy the episode dropping this morning!

We’re talking post-sinus congestion and complaining about being sick, classy women putting up with unfunny old a**holes, the weird noises old men make, wish a natural disaster on Laughter Yoga participants, Thanksgiving, and our next guest on Monday SQUARE!

We’re talking police in Florida arresting Chuck E. Cheese, being under the weather, whatever the f*** is going on with those chicks from Wicked, annoying ways that people talk, unnecessary grocery runs, dealing with difficult family on Thanksgiving, and terrible positive chanting Indie Christian music.

EPISODE 36 SomethingOfSubstance with an old friend. Kyle Skinner and I met in high school. I was his fierce protector, our teachers got us confused, and now Kyle is a dad being a bigger grown-up than me. We reminisce about the old times, me getting blocked by a youth pastor for claiming that I am Jesus Christ, high school shenanigans, all the times I was with him throughout his life (with picture proof), and just catching up. (Check out those Highschool photos from 2009)

We’re talking the weather, the creatures in the ocean, known as clams and their body parts, Thanksgiving sneaking up, the mystery of the elf on the shelf and the twin sisters with different last names, and the smell that rain makes called Geosmin, along with social block my use of the F Word but jot batting an eye to videos of people losing limbs.

We’re talking Chik-Fil-A, getting older, an uncovered 8th continent, a homeless woman loses her toes, remote work lingo, random online news for the day, stress can make you go deaf, and honestly just a boring ass episode.