We're talking traffic from the Pebble Beach Pro Am, A man who looked like a dog with his Valentine's date, George Washington Vs. Abraham Lincoln, middle aged male Karate Instructors can't be trusted, kids playing "chicken" in traffic, and how to powerfully piss in public to assert dominance.

We're talking the alternative Super Bowl half-time show for people who like Kid Rock, a woman marries the Eiffel Tower, Long Jump Skiers doping, more about Bad Bunny, people p***ing on the side of the road and a bunch more.

First of the new format, one hour long episodes and we're talking sweet potatoes with huge veins, Atomic Habits written by James Clear, a short rant on coffee, the alleged kidnapping of an 84 year old woman potentially because of a rivalry with Reba, trying to understand soccer, & Backyard Sports games.

We're talking fighting with SPAM callers, controlling being passive aggressive, believing what you see despite what lies you are told, how our country is currently being run reminds me of working at Chili's for a short stint, old men talking loud in public, and rehashing the romance and growing family of a woman and her ragdoll husband.

We're talking about a countrywide carjacking that, how to overcome jealousy, unearned nicknames, making your own bone broth, and why all of these men feel the need to be coached on how to be a man by wasting $10,000 just to make their wife and kids respect them.

We're talking NFL playoffs (despite my lack of interest in football apparently), people thanking God for everything, rogue elephants killing people, a massive 100 car pile-up in Michigan, & Reba McEntire.

We’re talking about white people holding Mexicans hostage by forcing them to awkwardly speak Spanish when they clearly don’t want to, DoorDash robots harming disabled people and getting run over by trains, and the chaos of working at a Chinese restaurant while being nonstop pranked by the guys there.

We're talking about an explanation as to what happened to the last couple of episodes, a crew of kids with down syndrome absolutely ignored me when I complimented them about their Niner's gear, plunging a public toilet so I wouldn't get the blame for blowing up the bathroom, having a strong immune system and getting sick, annoying football announcers, sports betting, and how men blow their money on s***.

We’re talking when your voice cracks as a grown man, making amends with Gen Z and Gen Alpha, taking accountability for millennial bull****, people dressing up as horses like show ponies, New Year’s resolutions, the volleyball game that people will play with their feet, and people talking about the weather.

#47 We’re talking fallin asleep on New Year’s Eve, fallin asleep at the DMV, shipping out live birds at the Post Office, a Japanese man loses his $17,000 hologram wife cause the company that made her deleted their entire program, those weird brother/sister looking couples, driving incidents and NBA conspiracies.