NothingOfSubstance

We're talking fighting with SPAM callers, controlling being passive aggressive, believing what you see despite what lies you are told, how our country is currently being run reminds me of working at Chili's for a short stint, old men talking loud in public, and rehashing the romance and growing family of a woman and her ragdoll husband.

We're talking about a countrywide carjacking that, how to overcome jealousy, unearned nicknames, making your own bone broth, and why all of these men feel the need to be coached on how to be a man by wasting $10,000 just to make their wife and kids respect them.

We're talking NFL playoffs (despite my lack of interest in football apparently), people thanking God for everything, rogue elephants killing people, a massive 100 car pile-up in Michigan, & Reba McEntire.

We’re talking about white people holding Mexicans hostage by forcing them to awkwardly speak Spanish when they clearly don’t want to, DoorDash robots harming disabled people and getting run over by trains, and the chaos of working at a Chinese restaurant while being nonstop pranked by the guys there.

We're talking about an explanation as to what happened to the last couple of episodes, a crew of kids with down syndrome absolutely ignored me when I complimented them about their Niner's gear, plunging a public toilet so I wouldn't get the blame for blowing up the bathroom, having a strong immune system and getting sick, annoying football announcers, sports betting, and how men blow their money on s***.

We’re talking when your voice cracks as a grown man, making amends with Gen Z and Gen Alpha, taking accountability for millennial bull****, people dressing up as horses like show ponies, New Year’s resolutions, the volleyball game that people will play with their feet, and people talking about the weather.

#47 We’re talking fallin asleep on New Year’s Eve, fallin asleep at the DMV, shipping out live birds at the Post Office, a Japanese man loses his $17,000 hologram wife cause the company that made her deleted their entire program, those weird brother/sister looking couples, driving incidents and NBA conspiracies.

We’re talking Post-Christmas, Oasis sucks, a situation involving a witch who crashed someone’s truck and refuses to take accountability, slipping on icy steps, self-proclaimed experts, people trying to fake it til they make it, and just me rambling about s*** that annoys me.

We’re talking creepy coworkers at holiday parties, secret Santa gift exchanges, s*** talkers in public and making them uncomfortable, a Japanese woman marries her AI anime boyfriend, a very performative family’s alleged first day out in public, meeting, dogs, and Christmas shopping b*******.

We’re talking the woman from Patxi’s Pizza gets fired because of her embarrassing outburst, Ja Rule almost kills someone at the golf course, other embarrassing ways to get fired, more weird social media yoga bu******, my aunt claimed the entire country of Ireland and continent of Africa wanted her dead, Simon Birch killing his friend’s mom, more beef with instagram, & more.