We’re talking Post-Christmas, Oasis sucks, a situation involving a witch who crashed someone’s truck and refuses to take accountability, slipping on icy steps, self-proclaimed experts, people trying to fake it til they make it, and just me rambling about s*** that annoys me.

We’re talking creepy coworkers at holiday parties, secret Santa gift exchanges, s*** talkers in public and making them uncomfortable, a Japanese woman marries her AI anime boyfriend, a very performative family’s alleged first day out in public, meeting, dogs, and Christmas shopping b*******.

We’re talking the woman from Patxi’s Pizza gets fired because of her embarrassing outburst, Ja Rule almost kills someone at the golf course, other embarrassing ways to get fired, more weird social media yoga bu******, my aunt claimed the entire country of Ireland and continent of Africa wanted her dead, Simon Birch killing his friend’s mom, more beef with instagram, & more.

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We’re talking Monday fights with coworkers in your cubicle, cheering at sporting events as a man, old out of shape people going down like f****** dominos, a woman in SF gets flipped like a pancake in he middle of a restaurant, an old woman with Louis Body Dementia, & old men with their mouths open.

We’re talking cough drops, animals attacking people who get too close, Christmas season and how much I hate Christmas music, a chain smoking woman who broke her arm so bad her bones poked out, retail during the holiday season, and coming to terms with accepting The Holiday Season.

We’re talking people unable to take what they dish out, Letterman jackets, a “pantsing” war and how to establish order by bringing back public embarrassment, a man-made castle with a torture chamber, being electrocuted, and Napa Valley wine country.

Episode 40!

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We’re talking, a man marrying his invisible friend, embarrassing yourself freestyle rapping in front of your tech friends, rat problems at Starbucks, monkeys terrifying you in your everyday life, and the. How to use monkeys to kill your child’s invisible boyfriend/girlfriend.

Episode 39 “SomethingOfSubstance #4 W/ SQUARE” Square and I talked about social media hype, traveling to Asia for Complex Con, growing up in The 831/ Salinas Valley, expectations versus reality, and random little tidbits about life. Thank y’all for your support, enjoy the episode dropping this morning!

We’re talking post-sinus congestion and complaining about being sick, classy women putting up with unfunny old a**holes, the weird noises old men make, wish a natural disaster on Laughter Yoga participants, Thanksgiving, and our next guest on Monday SQUARE!

We’re talking police in Florida arresting Chuck E. Cheese, being under the weather, whatever the f*** is going on with those chicks from Wicked, annoying ways that people talk, unnecessary grocery runs, dealing with difficult family on Thanksgiving, and terrible positive chanting Indie Christian music.