Just off the heels of a close encounter of the human kind, Sookie could use some rest and relaxation. Unfortunately, the South and relaxation can't breathe the same air. Friends turn up dead, no one seems to care for the right reasons, and Sookie is still hearing voices in her head that aren't hers. Madness is the drink of choice in this episode, and it's not easily forgotten. Enjoy!

If there's anything I love, it's a strong female protagonist getting into everybody's heads. Of course I mean that literally. It's the only way to leave an impression. Sooki is just someone trying to make it through a work-day without losing her mind; luckily a tall, dark and handsome distraction proves to be the right salve. Except when they eventually get you caught up in a world of trouble. Gotta love men. Tune into the first installment of our southern tale!

I can't believe Bella and Edward are finally getting married! All it took was a couple brushes with death, six months of depression, and a sordid affair with her best friend. At least Bella gets a kid at the end; after dying after months of pain and sacrifice, while her best friend still pines for her. I'm starting to sense a pattern. And hopefully you are too by tuning to another episode of this sordid soiree! It's a love story for the eons.

This sanguine saga continues steamrolling over Jacob's character and Bella's ability to choose anything other than the life she imagines connected to Edward. Rosalie and Jasper inspire us with their tales of woe, and werewolves demanded sacrifice if things are going to work out for our salacious couple. Tune for another riveting installment to our bloody bacchanal. Well maybe not that, but the occasion will definitely be bloody.

It should be standard knowledge that after you discard your human girlfriend in the woods at night, you shouldn't be able to walk back into their life. Unfortunately, Bella is a different breed with oh so special blood that keeps her wanting for more. Now there's werewolves walking around and scary nightmares coming true. Wake me up when the fairytale is over, or at least when someone dies. Please enjoy a new episode to our saccharine saga.

Between you and I, Bella Swan never stood a chance. She barely made it through the doors before Edward sunk his teeth into her heart, or veins, or brain. Take your pick. Between her new school, boys that don't interest her, and a dangerous predator stalking her, Edward really isn''t that much of an issue. Unless, he's the one stalking her! Tune in to the newest episode of a heartwarming tale.

We've crossed the bridge heading to the world of Twilight by Stephenie Meyer, but we had to see our friend first. We all know an eccentric white man with too much money and not enough government oversight to protect us during an epidemic. Lucky, there's an allegorical vampire waiting to take our revenge out on him before Edward and Bella's marriage ceremony. Please tune in to this new, nail-biting episode.

I’m never ready for an ending to a book or series, and I’m getting teary-eyed just thinking about our finale. It’s been a hard life for Darren; one of many relatable traits about a story in which nothing can last forever. Some things are meant to be, and others can only last for so long. I hope you enjoy this final episode to an ever-present saga in my heart, and hopefully yours.

It’s not looking well for our buddy, Darren. Things are really down to the wire, and he isn’t even a full vampire yet; apparently, there’s more than one puberty and it involves hair everywhere. Could you imagine? Steve’s back at it again, and Darren’s becoming someone he can’t even recognize anymore. Strange twist of fate how time can alter us in ways we never imagined. If only we had a little more time. Things are coming to an end too soon. Good thing we have our family. Tune in to our penultimate episode to the indestructible saga.

I just want to say something, and it’s this; if you aren’t jumping in a portal to help me rescue my soul and figure out who I truly am, are we even friends? Will you slay a panther for me? Confront giant toads and alligators? Brave a 007 montage for some exploding meat juice?! Then I guess we will have to agree to disagree. Find my wayward soul in this reality bending episode of our perpetual saga.