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Quotes:

"You have entered an enchanted radio land filled with enchantment."

"This is a new day in breaking animal news journalism. You get to share your opinion right in the midst of the newscast."

"We can't stop him now. He just turned his face into aluminum siding and his hand is a big carrot. Now what?"

"They use anesthesia here? What kind of spa is this?