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Quotes:

"I'm gonna do a big rant. That's what some radio people do"

"We're pretty ill prepared for this whole thing aren't we?"

"I was a jerk already today"

"Your childhood is a relatively short time a relatively long time ago"

"We just got the news that Macaulay Culkin is alive"

"I think you can be mad at God…just stay engaged with Him. Be verbal. Yell in the car if you have to."