Getting Your Wife to Like the Show, Brant's New Facial Hair Joke, God is Faithful, Kit-Kat Quesadillas, The Fridge Expert, Saying "I Don't Know", Associating w/Sinners, Video Games w/Earl, Mime Knock-Knock Jokes, The Good News, Listening as Falling Asleep, $43 Million Slot Mistake, The Wisdom Deficit, Listener Evaluation Remedial Call, The Complicated Sins of Others, The Accordion Heist;

Quotes:

"Laughing is pretty spiritual, too."

"I have ridiculous facial hair going on right now and nobody has a thing to say."

"The Bible from Genesis to Revelation points to Jesus."

"When you tell my knock knock mime joke, please credit it to me."

"We're gonna wrap a kit kat with a tortilla and you're gonna like it."