Now That I'm Older

Now That I'm Older

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  • NTIO 99.5 2016 or WTH Was That?
    Hello and welcome to the first official NTIO of 2017! This week we look back on the year that was 2016, whether you view it as a dumpster fire or as a banner year, it's over. So in our own way, we look back on 2016 with clips from when Kenny almost killed his brother, when Shane threw a chili dog at a kid in DQ, when Kenny was almost a senator and a lot more. We also look at some of the people we lost in 2016 and some of the good news that coupled with all the bad.

    So check it out and let's start 2017 with NTIO officially thanking each and every one of you guys. You guys rule for checking out the show every week and we love each and everyone of you. We are looking to do more stuff to make the show even better in 2017, and can't wait to show you. Oh btw, make sure and tell someone who hasn't heard it yet about the show!
    45 min
  • NTIO #99 Goats, No No Spots & The Cobb County Flasher
    Hello and welcome back to another week of NTIO. Last year for the last show of the year, we went with a remix show but this year, we said "let's just do a real show" so that is what we did! This week Shane brings up a story about how badass his Maw Maw was. Then we talk about a goat that caused a serious ruckus. Then we talk about exactly how much people can change after high school. Then we close the show out talking about an acquaintance of Kenny's getting a little inappropriate and Kenny having to take action, and a whole lot more.

    So check out the show and tell everyone. Seriously, if you are on a first date, look over at her and ask if she has heard of NTIO. If not, get up from the table and say "call me when you listen to good podcasts". She'll get her act together, see you are a strong man or woman, and NTIO will gain another listener. Win/Win!!!
    43 min
  • NTIO #98 A Very NTIO Christmas
    Hello and welcome to a very special Christmas/Xmas/Kwanzaa/Hanukkah/Holiday edition of NTIO! This week we start with a story about how a simple gesture can change your life. Then we move into discussing the correct pronunciation of the word Pecan, then we get into our favorite Christmas toys when we were kids and how stupid the game White Elephant is. Also, this week we shouted out The Roley Show (@krisroley), The Lounge Hour (@theloungehour) and Sustainable Living Podcast. We also spun promos for The Countdown Pod (@thecountdownpc) and The Story Behind (@storybehindpod).

    Just wanted to take a second and give a quick shout out to Rogue Intel for all of their support over the past year plus. When we first got started podcasting, we didn't really know anything and they took us under their wing and showed us the ropes. Last week was our last show with Rogue Intel. We wish them all the best and again thank you so much.

    So check out the show and if ya like what you hear tell a friend! You rule if you do.
    44 min
  • NTIO #97.2 Take This Job & Shove It
    Hello and welcome back to this week's installment of NTIO! We start off with a story about the Christmas present that almost wasn't, then Kenny and Shane finish talking about people that got fired on their first day and talking about their crappy jobs. Then they move into another installment of Ask Kenny with questions from Keda (@yeahuknowit1991) from the Keda & Jay Show, where Kenny makes his feelings about Vince McMahon and Kim Kardashian abundantly clear. So check it out and tell us what you think about the show!

    PS Thanks a lot for being a dick 2016. You already took so much and now Alan Thicke too? Now all we're left with is Robin???
    46 min
  • NTIO #97.1 Take This Job & Shove It
    Hello and welcome back to the magic carpet ride we call Now That I'm Older! This week we start out with losing your innocence, during Christmas time, at a very young age. Then we jump into a list of people that got fired from their job on the first day. This leads us to talking about some of the crappiest jobs we've had and the ways we dealt with them. Then to close things out, we discuss the importance of fiber in someone our age bracket.

    Check it out and this year, maybe instead of gifts you get people the gift of Shane and Kenny. We don't cost a thing, and we are the gift that will give back on a weekly basis. Way better than that Soda Stream you got people a couple of years ago, or Snuggies. Remember when everyone was giving out Snuggies like one day the world would collapse and we could use them as currency? Well the gift of NTIO is way better than that!
    38 min
  • NTIO #96 Cows Are Mean
    Hello and welcome back to another installment of NTIO, the show that reminds you that you are getting older, and even though you may dye it, you probably have some grey too. This week we talk about a few different topics. First we find out that the cows in Ireland are way meaner than they are in the States. Then we have a question from Mike Jolitz (of the Mike Jolitz Show @mikejolitz on Twitter) for Ask Kenny, where we get to hear what Kenny thinks his job is on the show. Then we discuss how Chow dogs are mean, and Shane's dog food may be a little too fancy.

    Check the show out and tell your friends. You know, instead of catching up on your Netflix shows, you could be phoning a friend right now, and telling them about the podcast. I'm not joking. Go ahead...pick up the phone. Seriously, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Alright, I've got some stuff to do, but you better call your friends when I get back, or else...
    36 min
  • NTIO #95 Kenny’s Hot Nutz
    Hello and welcome to this week's installment of NTIO! This week we start with remembering Thanksgiving and slowing down a little bit to enjoy it. Then we get into some basic reminiscing with Kenny explaining one of the stupidest things he's ever done, and then one of the smartest things he's ever done. Then we close the show with a lesson in marketing as well as branding and some Ask Kenny Questions with Kyle from the Geek Yogurt Podcast.

    Happy Thanksgiving NTIO Family and remember, at dinner with your family is the perfect time to scream out, "LISTEN TO NOW THAT I'M OLDER!!!!". If that doesn't work to get everyone jacked up about being at the Thanksgiving table wth the family, the just look around and say, "So, who'd everybody vote for?". That will probably get em going.
    35 min
  • NTIO #94 All Parents Lie
    Welcome back to another week of NTIO! This week we dig up a list of lies that parents tell their kids. We discuss some of the lies that our parents told us, like the magical fat guy with farm animals hooked up to a sled, delivering presents, based on an arbitrary list of good boys and girls, how monkeys may rip your arm off if you put them outside the car or when your mom tells you that if you touch anything in the store, a kitten will die.

    Check out the show and tell us what you think! Also, we're not into politics or anything, but we are happy the election is over. Can we get an Amen!
    39 min
  • NTIO #93 Play Ball
    Welcome back to a little podcast we call, Now That I'm Older.  This week we open with one of my favorite baseball stories.  Then we get into how Kenny is suddenly a Cubs fan (who knew!).  Then we discuss the silly notion that Die Hard is a Christmas Movie and we close the show with a little ask Kenny!

    Check out the show and tell us what your dog thinks about it.  Seriously, if you listen and your dog is around, let us know what he thinks.  Hey, we're running a podcast here.  Don't ask why we wanna know, just tell us what your dog thinks!
    36 min
  • NTIO #92 Safety First
    Welcome back to another week of NTIO!  This week we start with a story about how one conversation can change the rest of your life.  Then we move into a story from Nikkey about how she may have been the inspiration behind child safety locks, and then we close the show wth more questions for Kenny from Gareth with Gareth's Random Ramblings.

    Check out the show and tell us what you think!  Like really what you think.  And be truthful, cuz we'll know if you're lying and so withh God and Santa.  Think about that...
    29 min

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