Now That I'm Older

This week on NTIO we get into some stories of how Shane's family is really, really jacked up. We have stories of his sister in law's farm, and the rat apocalypse they have going on. Then we talk about another story of Shane's dad and Kenny can't believe his ears.

This week we shouted out 20 Year Old Movie Podcast; The Nerdowells Geeks Talk Tv. We also spun promos for ;The Ultra Podcast and Stupid People Podcast.

So check out the show and rate us on iTunes. Seriously! We can tell that not all of you guys have rated us and we are VERY disappointed in you. Think about that.

Hello and welcome back to another episode of NTIO! This week is really all about relationships. Our first clip involves how Kenny is dating a girl that he has absolutely no connection with, and he is fine with that. Then we move into our second clip and how sometimes married people have to be shut down by single people when they get out of control.

This week we shouted out the #PodernFamily shows: Crossover University, Strange But False and Exploding Helicopter. We also spun promos for:

Podcast with No Aim and Quality Viewing Habits.

Thanks for checking out the show and tell a friend. Seriously. Stop ignoring this part at the bottom and being like, "well Kenny made me laugh and Shane was well Shane again. I've got all I need from these two and I can go on about my day!" Seriously you better tell a friend or we'll tell on you. Yep, how you like that? We're telling your mom!

Hello and welcome back to another week of NTIO, with your hosts Shane (aka the Ring Master) and Kenny (aka Head Clown). This week we talk about a guy who climbed to the top of a church to throw things at the people below. Then we discuss Kenny's desire to not only shoot someone but his desire to shoot first, in any situation. Then we close with a story about the craziest party story we have where someone gets naked and not in the good way.

This week we shouted out Gamer Science Underground , Stuff With Andy Podcast and American Unicorns. And we spun promos for In Poor Taste Podcast and Gareth's Random Ramblings

So check out the show and tell everyone at work about it. Maybe you go into your bosses office and tell him about this badass podcast that you listen to called Now That I'm Older. Maybe he loves it. Maybe you get that raise you've been hoping for. Then again, he may fire you for trying to expose him to Kenny. On second thought, don't tell the boss.

Hello and welcome back to another episode of Now That I'm Older. Where two best friends sit down to discuss their crazy past. One of these friends is hell-bent on the total destruction of the podcast and the other is...Shane.

This week Shane and Kenny get all up in a discussion on dinosaurs.  They get into a list of facts that you may think are true about dinosaurs, but are absolutely not.  Then we have another installment of This Week With Da Boss, Shane's real life Facebook Friend who is how you say...rachet AF.

This week we shouted out some PodernFamily shows: We The Blue, That's My Shit Podcast and Happily Never Equal. We also spun promos for Wisecracking with Winter and Poop Culture.

So check out the show and tell everyone you know about the show. Especially people who own birds. You ever noticed how most of those people are quirky, bordering on weird? I mean I'm not knocking your choice in pet, but it's a bird. What do they do besides poop and sqauwk? Are you getting affection from your bird companion? I don't get it! And forget having a dog or cat that roam free, with a bird in the house. That's just asking to get your bird-loving heart broken by a bunch of feathers in Whisker's the Cats mouth. Where was I going with this?

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Oh yeah, tell people with birds about NTIO. They're slightly off and so are we!

Hello and welcome back to the wide world of Shane trying to control the show and Kenny defying him at every turn! This week we are joined by a friend of ours from the #PodernFamily Nick (from the Epic Film Guys/ We get into movies, including Nick's unreasonable dislike for The Goonies and how Hateful Eight could've been better. We also get into Nick and Shane having to wrangle their co-hosts, Nick's "Epic" stories and a whole lot more!

This week we shouted out Miller Times Pod, ScreenTrax Podcast and Pinot Noir Podcast. We also spun a promo for Jake & Tom Conquer the World.

Also, if you get a chance, stop by our brand new Patreon Page by clicking here. We've got a lot of cool stuff over there for you to check out, and we would appreciate any support you can lend!

This week go home and make your dog listen to the podcast. Your dog loves you, so love him or her right back with a little Aural Ecstasy!

This week Now That I'm Older is back with another view into the whacky world of being middle aged and having stories to tell about it. This week we open up with a story about what life is like when you're young and your cousins are assholes. Then we move into the terrible idea that one day the Robots and AI are gonna take over and Kenny is super anxious to join up with them. Then we close with near death stories from Kenny and Shane where they both accuse the other of trying to kill the other.

This week we shouted out X Squad Pod, Weekly Top Six and Yes But Why and we spun promos for Epic Film Guys and After Movie Diner.

Check out the show and tell everyone you know who wears glasses about it! Obviously they can see what a good podcast looks like!

Hello and welcome back to the Middle Aged Miscreants aka Now That I'm Older. I'll be honest, I don't know why I typed that, but it's over, and we're past it so let's move on. This week we start out with a story about ruining an entire stadium full of children's childhoods, in just a couple bars of a song. Then we move into the first EVER crossover episode of NTIO with Gareth and Bex from Gareth's Random Ramblings. We cover everything from how America might not be as important as we think we are, Rugby is a mystery and no one knows about any of the movies in New Zealand or Australia.

You can find Gareth and Bex at Gareth's Random Ramblings.

Also this week, we shouted out Ready Steady Cut, The Three's Y's Men and Daniel & Gian Talk . And we spun promos for: Afterburn739 and Rick and Paul Heal The World.

So thanks for checking out the show, and we'll see you next week.

...what are you still doing here. No homework or whacky message this week, just go. Don't make it weird by lingering. We'll be back next week, but for now you need to go. Seriously. This is getting a little weird now.

Ok, nevermind you stay and we'll go. How about that?

You know what though, on second thought my charger is here. Damnit, you've painted us in a corner here. I guess we'll both have to stay.

Hello and welcome back to Now That I'm Older, where we talk about how getting older sucks, like when you realize that no, those aren't blonde hairs...you legitimately have gray in your beard. This week we start out with talking about how home ownership kinda sucks from time to time. Then we get into a harrowing tale of Kenny's car accident and how a car miraculously appeared out of nowhere, in his lane.

This week we shouted out Deezus Take the Reel (@deezusTTReel); The Friend You Need Pod (@TFYN__Podcast);

Imperfect Podcast (@hecklerkane) and spun promos for In Session Film Pod (@insessionfilm); Soiled Restroom Cinema (@signals_of_fury). Be sure to check out these great #PodernFamily Shows!

And this week the only thing we want to say is enjoy yourself. Take this next week to get as much rest and relaxation in as you can because next week we're are toying around with the idea of having you guys go door to door to tell people about the show. Thanks a lot guys!

Hello and welcome to another week of Now That I'm Older! This week we start out with a story about realizing you're not cool and how you deal with that. Then we get into how Kenny may very well be a pirate who is on the no fly list for an entire country. We also have a visit with Da Boss, Stephanie, dropping her ghetto knowledge on us, and then we we close the show with Kenny telling us his one real rule for religion, and unlike Kenny, it's really rather simple.

The week we shouted out Tomfoolery: the podcast (@tomfooleryblog) Let's Chat Geek (@letschatgeek) After Thoughts Podcast (@aftrthoughtspod) and we spun promos for Parlipod (@parlipod); Ice and the Face (@iceandtheface). Check out these great #PodernFamily shows!

This week your homework is simple...tell your significant other about Now That I'm Older. Now before you say, "but NTIO my wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend isn't into podcasts" or "he/she has a certain list of shows he's/she's into and getting them to try something new will be hard!" if they're not into podcasts they're not the one for you. Seriously, you don't need that kind of negativity in your life. And if they're not up to trying new shows, you can probably do better...just saying!

Hello and welcome to another action packed installment of Now That I'm Older! This week Shane explains one of the times he almost died doing something fun. Then we get into a guy named Walter Trump and how he relates to our president. Then we have another installment of This Week with Da Boss, where Shane reads real life Facebook posts by his friend Stephanie. Then to close out the show, we talk about the dirtiest places we have ever been, a cockroach who got lost and Kenny tells us all about jail!

This week we shouted out: Nation of Nerds @nationofnerds; The X & Y Show @TheXYShow; Checked Out in NJ @CheckedOutNJ and spun promos for The Mike Jolitz Show (@mikejolitz) and Paint It Black Comics (@PIBPodcast).

This week we want you to go to your local library. It would do you some good to get out of the house. You've been busy telling everyone you know about the show, so you deserve a little break. Then while you're at the library write on a piece of paper: Check out Now That I'm Older (nowthatimolder.com), and stuff those in as many books as you can. This way even the bookworms may be able to try some NTIO!