Now That I'm Older

Hello and welcome back to another installment of two dudes talking about how life was then and how life is now or as we call it, Now That I'm Older!   This week we start off with a story about the time that Shane's dog almost got him into real trouble with his neighbor that he had never met.  Then we move into a topic that many of us can relate to.  That is the subject of getting fired from your job, when you are a teenager.  Now many of us do many dumb things, but for Kenny, one time he did something really dumb and got busted/fired for it (due to his Mom snitching on him) and another time his job fired him on his day off.  For Shane, there is no way around it. . . it was just something dumb he did to get fired.

This week we shouted out these#PodernFamily shows: The Duke Riley Podcast, The Bottomless Pit Podcast and Sexperts Podcast. We also spun promos for The Countdown Tv and Movie Reviews and The Grawlix Podcast. Be sure to check them out as soon as you can!

So check out the show this week and tell everyone you know about it! Now we know that some of you may not be telling everyone about the show and we have come up with a solution to this. For every friend you have that you don't tell about Now That I'm Older, we are going to be very disappointed in you. As we all know, when your Mom said she wasn't mad, she was just disappointed, it was way worse, so imagine that for every friend you don't tell, we are getting more and more disappointed in you. You don't want that...

Hello and welcome to another episode of what happens when two friends, who have known each other since their teens, get into middle age, or as we call it Now That I'm Older. This week we jump in with a story of someone forgetting to do something and all of us paying the price for it. Then we get into Kenny and Shane's crappy friend Paul, who is currently serving time in a FL prison for a bunch of different crimes, like making "dabs" across the hall from his kid.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: What’s the Frequency Pod , Couple Conjectures and The Joey P Podject. We also spun promos for: Two Peas on a Pod and In Poor Taste

So check out the show and tell everyone you know who drives a car about the show. I mean they're gonna be stuck in their car anyway, so they should at least have some entertainment while they're in their car. Don't deny them this!!

Hello and welcome to another week of listening to the radio and thinking, "Back in my day we had real music!" or as we refer to it, Now That I'm Older.  This week we jump into a story about daring to go against your parents as you become an adult.  Then Shane and Kenny discuss a dad who absolutely ruined a little kid's Father's Day, by assaulting him.  Then we jump into a story about a couple who had the audacity to get engaged during their friend's wedding, and this is when we find out Kenny's real feelings on weddings, or more importantly, expensive weddings.  And finally we have another installment with everyone's favorite hoodrat, This Week with Da Boss.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Rewind Cinema, Concession Stand Pod and Chip Paper Podcast. We also spun promos for

Sudden Double Deep Podcast @Sudden Double Deep Podcast and In Session Film.

So check out the show and tell that one guy at the office who is still single about the show. Sure he gets to go to clubs and drink till all hours of the night, but think about how quiet it must be for him at night. No kids, no wife...probably not even a dog. This guy probably is so busy going out to bars and drinking that he forgot to even feed his goldfish. So now he has no dog, no wife, no kids and no goldfish. This guy's life sucks. So you should be nice enough to at least tell him about the podcast. It won't his sad little life any better, but at least he may laugh a little.

Hello and welcome back to another installment of your favorite middle aged crusaders for peace and justice, Shane and Kenny or better known as Now That I'm Older! This week we start our with a tale of how Shane's dad used to try and keep the Coca Cola from them but the human spirit of two trailer kids overcomes. Then we move into the Bill Cosby story that was going around about him thinking about holding seminars on the ways to avoid catching charges, in a sexual harassment case (or at least that's how it sounds). Then Kenny brings up exactly how savage Chimpanzees are in the wild, going as far as forming gangs. And finally we close out with another check in with Da Boss.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Name It Next Time, The Gayish Podcast and Mens Rea Pod and we spun promos for The Neverland Podcast and Fork Found Reviews.

So check out the show and let every millennial know about it!  I know they're entitled and you may have to invade their safe space to talk to them but remember, if they're your kid...you raised this brat. Now own up to it and tell them about the podcast. And then make them get a job.

Hello and welcome to your weekly reminder that you are indeed getting older.  It's now up to you what to do with that information.  This week we start off with that one uncle that always has jokes, until it comes back to bite him in the butt.  Then we move into Shane's trip to Puerto Rico and then to Vieques Island which is either Third World Country or possible paradise!

This week we shouted out these#PodernFamily shows: The Spoken Dreams Podcast; The Elements Podcast and Extra Stories Podcast and we spun a promo for Afterburn 739.

So check out the show and tell everyone you know who has a kid with a name that's spelled incorrectly that you know about it! And you know who we're talking about... the parents of the Jordyn's, Jaxxon's, Maddisyn's, Darerik's, Kassandrah's and Shyanne's of our world. We all know those people.   The people who wanted to name their kid something "unique" but instead of actually being creative, they named the kid something basic and spelled it wrong. Their kids have suffered enough.  Give these parents the gift of NTIO and help them before it's too late!!!

Welcome back this week to another visit with Shane and Kenny or as we are more properly known, Now That I'm Older. This week we start with a story about how sometimes, even when you're younger, a little revenge is still best served cold! Then we move into the idea of living forever and what we would do if we could download our memories into computers or possibly into robots. Then as soon as we get into the discussion, Kenny brings up the idea of hacking Shane. Then we move into an epic battle between father and son for the entire island in Puerto Rico over parking.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: The Old Young Ones, Bizart Podcast and The Recasting Couch. We also spun promos for 365 Flicks Podcast and Aussie and the Pom

So check out the show this week and make sure to let your boss know about the show. If you've been looking for a raise and your boss is a little uptight, this may be what he needs. I mean if we can't make him laugh, he (or she)'s a lost cause. Or maybe a robot. Dude if your boss is a robot you are probably boned on that raise. Robots aren't usually compassionate. But if your boss isn't a robot, tell them about the show (unless you work in a church or at a Christian school)!!!

Hello an welcome to another installment of your favorite middle aged delinquents, Now That I'm Older. This week we start with a coming of age tale of having to beat up the preacher's kid at church, and then we get into...porn. We chat about how hard it used to be to get, how easy it is to get now and finally how disappointing getting bad porn was. Then we basically sit around and shoot the shit before we have another visit from Da Boss!

This week we spun promos for these #PodernFamily shows: Jake and Tom Conquer the World. We also shouted out the Pet Theories Podcast; The Let Out Podcast and Casual Jerks Gaming Podcast

So check out the show and tell your friend the flat earther about the show.  I know it's hard to talk to him or her now that you know they really believe nonsense like that.  They're probably sending you endless YouTube videos of idiots on planes, showing that they can't see a curve, so the earth is obviously flat.  Or some person taking a video of a sunset, going "see, why doesn't it curve huh???"  Trust me, I get it.  These people are out there, breeding, and voting, and god knows what else but you need to try.  Try to let them know about the show...just try!!! Try to cut through the nonsense and the conspiracy theories.  Do it for Shane, no...do it for Kenny...nay do it for Now That I'm Older!!!

Hello and welcome back to a show that will wait on you, because you have bad knees, because we all got aches and pains these days! This week we start out with a show about a coming of age moment for Shane. Then we move into how Kenny FINALLY has a Twitter account! You can find him at @KenBaldwin78! Then we close out with a list that makes fun of millennials and by the end of it, Kenny is complaining that the list is complaining about millennials. It's all very confusing.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Buyer Beware Podcast; MARRIED not DEAD and The Peanut Gallery .

So check out the show and tell us what you think. And maybe tell your dog about the show. You know dogs talk, and if your dog talks to another dog and gets another owner to listen to the show, that would be awesome. Seriously...we know dogs don't talk, but if they did...that would be cool. Just saying.

This week we start our with Shane's first ever flying experience and the flight attendant that doesn't give any fucks. Then we move into the hilarious outrage over the fact that some people actually got triggered into anger over a one day early screening for Wonder Woman, you know the numero uno super hero for women, for just women. Like some people were acting like the government was taking away their children over this! Then we move into talking about bullies. Sometimes you are the bully (Kenny) and sometimes you get beat up by a bully (Shane)

This week we shouted out: Wrong Think Podcast, Mental Dam Podcast and That's a Shame Podcast. We also spun promos for @ThisFreakinShow / @GrawlixPodcastThis Freakin Show and Grawlix Podcast.

Thanks a lot for checking out the show and let someone you just met at a party know about the show. Like get smashed drunk and just yell NOW THAT I'M OLDER over and over until they agree to listen. Or if you don't go to parties, try doing that in the bathroom at work. Thanks a lot!

Hey guys, let's delve into the world of backaches, creaking joints and actually paying attention to your credit score. This week we have a very special episode of Now That I'm Older. Shane is on vacation this week, so he put together some of our favorite clips from the show. First off, we start off with a made up sport, known as cartbashing, where the main rule is don't die. Then we get into Kenny's One Star Review of the old studio, due to it not being a restaurant. And finally we close with a tale of Kenny being a vagrant, while he should have been on a field trip.

So check out the show and let us know what you think. We just wanted to say thank you to each and everyone of you guys that check out the show each week. We love you guys!