Now That I'm Older

Hello and welcome to a show that knows, before there was Keaton, Rudolph the beloved red nosed reindeer was the face of bullying, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week is all about Christmas. From how Santa was not always so into wearing red, to how Kenny doesn't get gifts for many people at all and how White Elephant is the worst of all the holiday traditions and should be banned FOREVER. We also close the show out with another discussion of how Shane does not believe Die Hard is a Christmas movie and Kenny does.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Sunday Blues Podcast; Drunk Guys Book Club and WayWord WordSmiths. We also spun promos for Epic Film Guys and Netflix 'N Swill.

And this week we want to wish each of you a safe and happy holiday. If you celebrate Christmas, go crazy and have a great one. And don't forget, holiday get togethers are a great place to bring up Now That I'm Older. Whether it's your mom or you brother or your weird uncle named Bubba or Junior (we all have that uncle), tell them you love them and would love them more if they would give the show a listen!

Hello and welcome to two guys who remember when Santa was real and so were Pam Anderson's boobs or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out with a story about Shane's son getting him his first ever Christmas gift. Then we move into how Kenny may very well be the love guru on NTIO, at least when it comes to getting older chicks. Then we discover Kenny's penis might not be as perfect as he imagines it to be. Then we close out with the tale of how Atlanta was gripped by a freak snowstorm for a couple days.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Relevant Source Podcast; Dad At Life Podcast and Your New Opinion and spun promos for Two Peas On A Pod and TwistedPhilly .

So check out the show and this year, instead of giving gifts to your friends and family, just give them little slips of paper with our website address, inside a card. On the card you can write, "Dear (enter loved one's name), Listen to this and thank me later". But don't do that with your kids. They will revolt and possibly burn the house down on Christmas morning if that is what they get. Seriously, give the gift of NTIO to adults. Kids take that shit seriously, yo.

Hello and welcome to a show with two guys who remember when Kevin Spacey was Kaiser Soze and not a perv, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we drop into a story where Shane tries to do something nice for his Maw Maw at Christmas, but he screws it up royally. Then we drop into a story about a set of cursed drums that belonged to Shane and where he sold them. And finally we close the show with a story about Kenny's peculiar relationship with mothers that are not his own.

This week we shouted out the following #PodernFamily shows: TALKS ON DOCS; Boo, Y'all and Not Your Little Lady and spun promos for 365Flicks Podcast and SuddenDoubleDeep .

So check out the show and tell everyone you know who owns a bird about it. No particular reason, other than I find birds and the people that own them to be odd and it will be better that it is you talking to them than me! Have a great week!

Hello fellow travelers and welcome to the post-Thanksgiving NTIO. Are you sick of leftovers yet? Do you hate the idea of another Turkey sandwich or pot pie, or warmed over Mac and Cheese so much that you're ready to scream? Well good, we're glad you had a great Thanksgiving and gross leftovers are part of it. So stop whining and let's get on to this week's show. We start out with a story about never playing around on the phone and the consequences when you do. Then we move into talking about how Kenny ran away from home as a little child, but did not get that far. Then we close the show with a story about how Shane is half the man he used to be...literally.

This week we shouted out these awesome #PodernFamily shows: Anansi Storytime; I'm Talking To Jew and the Podcast Review Show and spun promos for: EveryoneHasAPodcast and Grawlix Podcast .

So check out the show and tell every person you know who is already complaining about people saying "X-mas" instead of "Christmas" about the show. It's apparent that somewhere along the way, their life became a dark chasm of loneliness. So much so, that the only thing they get excited about is correcting an abbreviation and the smug satisfaction of being right. These people are obviously going nowhere fast and a little humor might help their otherwise depressing existence.

BTW: Die Hard is still not a Christmas Movie (sorry X-mas)

Welcome back to another episode with two guys who still remember sitting up with their parents to watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade on Thanksgiving morning or as we call it, Now That I'm Older. This week is a little different than most weeks, because we're skipping the intro story and getting straight into it. This week we bring back some of our favorite clips from this year including Shane and his wife digging ditches, Kenny being in the mafia and close out with a super crazy cow in Ireland.

This week we spun promos for these #PodernFamily shows: The Countdown Pod and Soiled Restroom Cinema . Check out these shows and tell us

So check out the show and tell everyone you know about it, at the Thanksgiving table. You know, in between the lumpy mashed potatoes and the dry turkey, look over at that creepy uncle you have and ask him if he knows what a podcast is. If he doesn't you'll be able to kill like 45 minutes saying things like "It's like a radio show, but on the internet" and stuff like "you can listen to it on your phone". IF they do know what a podcast is, then tell them about the show and maybe they can listen to it on the way out of there.

This week we start out with a story about how some dreams die in a Sunday School class. Then we move on to the story of Kenny and Shane trying to outrun the cops, to avoid a ticket. Then we move on to a story of Shane's dad outrunning the cops in a way more epic way than Shane and Kenny ever could have. Then we close out the show with the tale of Kenny being a secret agent, kinda.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Think To the Brink ; Southern Hollows and Heebie Jeebie Babes and we spun promos for Ice And The Face and The Mike Jolitz Show.

So check out the show and tell every person you know about it. Especially anyone you know who owns a snake. It takes a certain kind of person to own a snake and we believe that person will love NTIO. Or maybe because Shane is mortally afraid of snakes and afraid that one day all the snake owners will rise up in a revolution and he's hoping to keep them calm before then. Either way, tell them all about the show.

Hello and welcome to another week of a show where the hosts remember when the Simpsons were still just a skit on another show, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out talking about the beginning stages of online dating and how it sometimes could be a little scary. Then we jump into talking about Kenny's trip to Texas and all the craziness (or lack thereof) that went along with it. Then we close the show out talking about one of everyone's favorite topics, doctors and how sometimes they can be real pieces of...work. Then we close the show out talking about how Quik powder and Quik overall sucks, whether it is chocolate or strawberry!

This week we shouted out the following #PodernFamily shows: HELLoLIFEWTF; Around the World in 80's Movies and FantasyFootballNoise. We also spun promos for ThatFilmStewPodcast and Two Peas On A Pod.

So check out the show and tell everyone you know about it. Even the hipster guy pecking away at his typewriter while you try to enjoy your coffee at a Starbucks. He wants you to pay attention to him anyway, so why not walk up to him and give him the attention he deserves? So after you pour coffee in his typewriter for being a douche who would still use a typewriter, maybe slide in a plug for NTIO!

Hello and welcome to a show with two guys who remember when Scott Baio had a relevant acting career and wasn't a total dick, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out with a story about how sometimes guys can be really stubborn, all the way until they can't be anymore. Then we move into talking about our time in band, but mostly we talk about one time Shane got ratted out by Kenny for doing something embarrassing. Then we move into talking about Kenny beating up handicapped people and his fear of quadriplegics.

This week we shouted out the following #PodernFamily shows: How to Read Sage and Savant; Crit Squad and spun promos for: Podian of the Galaxy and So I Married a Geek.

So check out the show and tell everyone you know named Terry about it. If they're a guy, tell them that you're sorry their parents gave them a unisex name that leans feminine and if they're a girl, tell them Kenny is single. Either way, tell the Terry's about us!

Hello and welcome to a show where the hosts know that Nightmare Before Christmas can't be a Christmas movie or a Halloween movie, because it's both or as we call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we start off with a story about a ghost that was more into mischief than really scaring people. Then we move into talking about Halloween, from the people that give kids religious pamphlets in their bags to the crazy stuff we got in our bags, like candy cigarettes, raisins, dental floss and a lot more. Then we close the show out talking about how Kenny may have attempted to murder Shane's brother, around 20 years ago!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Brains Gone Bad Podcast; WrestlingNrdAlliance and Talking Taker Podcast and we spun promos for: The What If? Podcast and The After Movie Diner Podcast.

So check out the show and tell all your friends about it. Also, make sure to tell anyone who is not letting their kid dress up as Moana or a samurai or an indian because they think it's cultural appropriation. It's obvious they're way more concerned with being socially correct and ruining their kids childhood then they are about laughing and enjoying life. Maybe NTIO can be the bridge between the jacked up adult they are and the rest of us normal people.

Hello and welcome to another week of two guys who remember when Mel B was just a Spice Girl or as we call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out with a story of an agoraphobic record producer and learning when to speak up. Then we have a story about heading to Savannah for the weekend and how Kenny got separated from the rest of the party. Then we move to a story about drones in Australia and we discuss if the original explorers were great men or just the best players ever at a game of global dibs!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: The Filmmakers Podcast; Are We Doing This Right? and Who Invited This Guy? and spun promos for Insession Film Podcast and Jake and Tom Conquer the World.

So check out the show and tell every person you know who doesn't like bacon about the show. Because let's face it, if someone doesn't like bacon, they probably are pretty bitter about life and you could give them the gift of NTIO and maybe brighten their otherwise soulless existence.