Now That I'm Older

Hello and welcome back to a show, where the hosts know where the beef is, and it's not at Wendy's or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out with a story about how overly competitive Shane can be, at the wrong times and then we move into a hotly contested debate of whether a cashew is a nut or a fruit...or something called a droop. Then we move into discussing Bill Cosby's fall from grace. Then later on we talk about Kenny scamming people, in the name of charity and more stories about how poor Shane was as a kid.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Let's Talk 30; Isles of Samsarras Podcast; ‏Mega Late Show Tokyo and we spun promos for: Poop Culture and Two Peas On A Pod

So this week's show goes out to anyone out there right now who is in a relationship with someone who loves to camp when you don't. Here's to you going to the woods, going through the amateur engineer's course (AKA the directions to put up your tent), sleeping on an air mattress, or the ground if you're nasty and generally just sacrificing your free time in the forest, because your wife, husband, girlfriend or boyfriend or that weird chick you just met wants you to. This episode goes out to you Reluctantly Happy Camper! Have a great week!!!

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Hello and welcome back to another episode of a show where the hosts always wondered about how long Bert and Ernie had been roommates or as we call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we talk cartoons! Shane comes up with the idea to put all the cartoons from our childhood and teens into a bracket and crown one champion, but Kenny quickly decides that idea doesn't work for him. So this week we decide which cartoons are in and which ones are out. And this week we will be posting the bracket at@NTIOPod on Twitter. And if you would like to fill out your own cartoon bracket, we will definitely discuss it on the show! So check out the show this week and be sure to be fill out your own bracket!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Adulting With Friends , Double Issue and Bookwyrms Podcast and spun promos for: Tails from the Dark Dragons Inn and Very Dark Very Quick. Be sure to check them out!

This week's show goes out to all the kids that snuck down their hallway, slyly into the living room, with the big TV and had the volume turned just loud enough not to wake up Mom and Dad. And got to enjoy Saturday morning cartoons in all their glory and splendor. And to all the adults that still remember those Saturday mornings! HAve a great week guys!

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Hello and welcome to a show that remembers that the Transformers shot actual guns and the Go-Bots hands shot lasers..what was up with that? Or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we start out with a story about Shane going on a cruise two years ago and some of his stories from that trip. Then we move into stories about strange deaths and make fun of some of the more stupid ones, which include the guy who invented the coat parachute, a cow falling through someone's roof and even monkeys hurling bricks at people on the ground.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily @PodernFamily shows: SnackMastersInc @SnackMastersInc, Mixed Mediaphors @mediaphors and TheOtherFWordPodcast @otherfwordpod. We also spun promos for Netflix 'N Swill @netflixnswill and ThatFilmStewPodcast @thatfilmstew! So check them out!!!

This week's show goes out to that guy who was golfing and got attacked by an angry goose. This dude was just minding his own business, when a goose decided to attack him and make him the butt of tons of nationwide jokes. Now he gets to be the dude who got his butt kicked by a goose. So here's to you Goose Golf Guy. I have a feeling you could use a good laugh right about now!

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Hello and welcome to another week of a show where both hosts know where the beef is, but we're not telling or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we start out with a story about Shane's dad having to get violent with a horse and the horse not really noticing. Then we have a clip about Kenny becoming a vigilante, anti-hero named Pickaxe, who is out to punish bad people, murderers and possibly conspiracy theorists and flat earthers. Then we close the show with Kenny getting really heated about something he saw on TV that somehow ends up in a discussion about White Privilege.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: 132 Breese Podcast; The Dadpod and Being Old Sucks. We also spun promos for: Gareth's Random Ramblings and More Gooder Than Podcast. Be sure to check them out!

So be sure to check out the show and if you don't, Pickaxe may come looking for you! Have a great week guys!

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Hello and welcome to a show where the hosts not only remember the show M.A.S.K., they even had some of the toys or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we are doing something we have never ever done on the show and that is playing Would You Rather. Mostly it's just Shane asking Kenny questions and then having to explain that you don't get to make up your own rules, or do a "Hard Pass". Some of the questions include, would you rather end hunger for all of mankind or for yourself...you can only imagine which way Kenny went on that one!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: not-a-clue-podcast; Ten For Ten Podcast! and Sequel Rights. We also spun promos for: TheAfterMovieDiner and The MoviePass Pod. Be sure to check them out!

This week's show is dedicated to anyone that is sitting at home right now and contemplating getting another dog, cat or whatever kid of pet you want to avoid getting into a relationship. Maybe for you, you're realizing you're never gonna end up with anyone and this is the way you admit it. Or maybe you just like pets. Either way, this show's for you, Mr. I've Given Up on Life In General Guy!

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Hello and welcome to a show where the hosts remember when the Fonz could magically make the jukebox work, by smacking it (but only in syndication...how old do you think we are...geez!) or as they like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we jump into a story about a Math teacher that hated Shane and puppies and sunshine. Then we move on to talking about some of the clandestine activities we pulled as kids. These included stealing pumpkins, property damage with a pumpkin, and taking an S-Curve at 90 mph in Kenny's Volvo! Then we close the show, talking about a criminal who would like to be sneaky, but with a tattoos on his face and neck, he's not very good at it!

This week we shouted out the following #PodernFamily shows: Cozy Corner Podcast; Freaking the F*ck Out and Murder We Wrote Podcast and we spun promos for BSPodPhx and The Stranger Lands. So check these shows out next week!

This week's show goes out to anyone in the audience who loves cilantro in their Mexican but has a significant other that hates it. Here's to a lifetime of cilantro-less guacamole for you, while your wife whines that it tastes like dish soap! So here's to you No Cilantro Guy!

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Hello and welcome to a show where the hosts remember what life was like before there was an entire channel for cartoons. When you used to have to wake up early on Saturday to see the "good cartoons" or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out with a story about being an irresponsible person, in your twenties and other people having to pay for it. Then we pivot into some of our worst experiences with fast food. Whether we were working there or we were customers there. Then we close out with a story about one of the most unruly McDonald's customers ever...over bacon.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Too Posh Boutique @TooPoshBoutique; Not For Human Consumption Podcast

@nfhcpodcast and Not Just New Movies! @NJNMpodcast and we spun promos for these guys: Epic Film Guys @EpicFilmGuys and SuddenDoubleDeep @SDDFilmPodcast. Check them out!

This week's show goes out to anyone who has two dogs and is thinking of getting a new one. Maybe your two dogs are old. Maybe you just want the most well-behaved of your dogs to teach the new dog how to be. But before you know it, you don't have one new dog...you have two new dogs, because your wife knows that puppies have too much energy for older dogs and before you know it you live in a freaking kennel that happens to have your bed in it. Here's to you, Accidental Extra Dog Guy!

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Hello and welcome another week of a show with hosts that remember when Transformers killed off Optimus Prime in the cartoon and are still pissed off about it, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start off with a story about not knowing the status of a family member after a car accident and how crazy that can drive you. Then we move into asking, in light of all the #metoo stuff, can you still enjoy the art if the artist is an asshole? Then we close the show with some interesting facts from history and to Shane's surprise, Kenny already knows most of them (which makes him a nerd, per Shane).

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Realm & Ruin; American Timelines Podcast and Smark to Death Podcast. We also spun promos for: Wicked Darkness ‏and Soiled Restroom Cinema. Be sure to check them all out.

This week's show goes out to all of the people that are in their mid to late thirties and are just now having kids. We understand that you are giving up all your free time, all your friends and the ability to sleep, but you get the joy of kids. So this episode goes out to you Mr. or Mrs. My Life Just Ended! Enjoy the podcast, and have a great week!

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Hello and welcome to another episode of a podcast that is not afraid to ask, what exactly was Charles in Charge of?  I mean the kid's had parents, so it wasn't them or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older.  This week we start out with a story about Shane being in a band and in a Hot Yoga class (so to speak) at the same time.  Then we move into talking about a guy who got discovered in Russia, hunting wolves in nothing but a necklace, his underwear and some flip flops after some trouble at home.  Then we move into talking about family secrets, like finding out your mom is your sister or your dad is your brother!  And Kenny finds out some more of Shane's family secrets.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Two Chicks & the Plural of Apocalypse; The Lounge SD and Another Lousy Millennium.  We also spun promos for: Jake & Tom Conquer the World and EveryoneHasAPodcast.

This week's show goes out to every guy out there who has a girlfriend who has a cat and they're not a cat guy.  Maybe you're not allergic, but you definitely hate showing up looking like you have a cheap fur coat on that doubles as a t-shirt covered in her white cat's hair.  You know that if this goes past the dating stage and progresses to marriage, you're gonna have to have the conversation of, "I am not moving that cat into my house" but for now, you're just gonna see where this goes.  This episode goes out to you "Just Dealing with the Cat In Case We Break Up" guy!  Thanks guys and have a great week!

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Hello and welcome back to another week of a show where the hosts used to ask themselves, why didn't the Go Bots use guns? Why did their hands fire lasers? That's weird. Or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out with a story about one of my dogs that for the longest time seemed hell bent on not only getting out of the yard, but going to jail because of it. Then we move into having our first ever, non-podcaster guest on the show call in! Her name is Wren and you can find her at @SongbirdWren on Twitter. She is a Phone Sex provider and spends a while telling us about her craziest customers, how her parents feel about her work and why she keeps doing what she does.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Genuine ChitChat; TwoTenderfootTourist and Bot Buddies Podcast. We also spun promos for: WhatIfPodcast and In Poor Taste. Make sure to check them out!

This week's show goes out to anyone who is wearing a tutu, headband, bra and has a bejeweled penis. We won't try to understand why you do what you do...but this episode of NTIO goes out to you Lipstick Ballsack Guy! Have a great week!

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