Now That I'm Older

Hello and welcome to another installment of a podcast where the hosts both know that maybe if it wasn't for his ssssspeech impediment, Cobra Commander might have been more successful, or as we like to call it: Now That I'm Older. This week, we start out with a show about house-hunting can turn potentially deadly, at any time. Then we move into discussing how going to KFC was a big deal for Shane's family, back when he was a kid. Then we talk about how the entire island of Britain still thinks KFC is awesome. Then we discuss dogs that run away and all the fun that it is too chase them!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Dirty Pop Podcast ; Next Fan Up and RaiderLostCommentary. We also spun promos for So I Married A Movie Geek and The Neverland Podcast.

This week's show is dedicated to anyone that has a dog that runs away from home. We dog owner's know that it takes a special kind of love to chase an animal that seems to spend all his or her dogs trying to escape your house or yard. So this episode goes to you Run Away Dog Owner!

Have a great week guys!

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Hello and welcome back to a show where we remember when the Smurfs got their own spin-off, the Snorks or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out with a story about Shane bullying a freshman in high school and then realizing maybe it wasn't bullying at all. Then we move into a story about a goose knocking a hunter out and then we pivot right into Kenny's story of him fighting a flying fowl and winning. Then we close the show with Kenny comparing Shane's childhood to normal people's.

This week we shouted out the following #PodernFamily @PodernFamily shows: Mirths and Monsters Pod @mirthsnmonsters; Worst of the Best @WOTB_Podcast and BadTimeBabble @BadTimeBabble. And we spun promos for 365Flicks Podcast @365FlicksPod DecompositionPodcast @decomp_pod. Make sure to check them out!

This week's show is dedicated to everyone who wears sandals with socks and does not have a medical condition. If you are doing this, it is obvious that you've given up on life any sort of good fashion sense, so we put out this podcast to you, hoping you will see the error of your ways and change, before it's too late.

Have a great week guys!

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Hello and welcome to another week of a show that remembers when people still wanted their MTV and actively tuned into to watch...music. or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out with a story about being a stranger in a strange land, with no money. Then we move into talking about Shane's recent trip to a wine tasting and Kenny thinks it's lame. Then later on we discuss cops calling the cops on themselves, Kenny having a ceiling gun and a set of highly trained bodyguards, which you may have guessed are baboons...from France.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Things Joe Hates, We Suck at Everything and Alternative Facts Chicago and spun promos for: TwistedPhilly and Zombie_Kitty_Podcast.

This week's show goes out to each and every person who has a teenage child. This parenting stuff is hard enough and then they get to be teenagers and they know everything in the world and think you don't know anything, and they suddenly have an opinion on EVERYTHING...this show goes to you. We're all working our way through life and NTIO is happy to give you a moment's peace to laugh!

Have a great week guys!

Hello and welcome to another episode of a show where both of the hosts remember when Vanilla Ice was the only white rapper who got airplay, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we jump into a story about the family dog and what losing one can be like. Then we move into talking about some the weird stuff our families have done, from making us climb extension ladders as little kids to cleaning some of the most horrific of messes. Then we close with a story about Kenny waking up in his worst enemies body.

This week we shouted out the following #PodernFamily @PoderFamily shows: WhiteWineTrueCrime @WWTCrime; The Best Fren Podcast @bestfrenpod and Feelin' Film Podcast @FeelinFilm. We also spun promos for: Super Movie Bros. @SuperMoviePod and WhatIfPodcast @Podcast_WhatIf. Check them out.

This week's show goes out to all the folks who listen every week. You guys rule and make the show worth doing each and every week. We (Kenny and I) appreciate each of you guys. Thank you and have a great week!

Hello and welcome back to another week of a show where the two hosts remember when P Diddy was still just Puff Daddy or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start off with a show about the first story shane ever told in front of an audience. Then we move into talking about a lot of things, including one of the grossest pranks that has ever been pulled, about how Shane needs to get control of his dogs. We also talk about the most epic party Shane and Kenny have ever been to and close the show with Kenny explaining the Netflix show, The Crown in very vivid detail.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Tabletop Squadron; 80'sThen80'sNow and Smoke & Mirrors and spun promos for InSession Film and PARLIPOD. Be sure to check them out.

This week's show goes out to all the guys right now that are watching hours and hours of crime television, because their girl is into it. You do it, because you want to make her happy, but let's be honest. You also need to keep an eye on her, just in case she is watching this murder porn and taking notes on how to kill you. This week's NTIO goes out to you, Accidental Murder Porn Guy. Have a great week!

Hello and welcome back to a show where the hosts are fine yelling at the kids on their lawn, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out with some of the crazy thoughts that run through Kenny's head, then we share some of our drunk stories and we close out the show with a story about a guy who may have figured out the key to happiness and he's technically homeless!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Unbecoming of Age; Crime709 Podcast and Pod Damn Sports ‏and we spun promos for: AfterBurn739 and The Countdown Pod

This week's show is dedicated to the football fans everywhere that are in mourning right now. Some of us remember when the Super Bowl was about the two best teams playing and crowning a champion. Now it's a 4 hour extravaganza, complete with medley's of pop hits and even Janet Jackson's boob. Oh and let's not forget the yearly Tom Brady appearance. This week's NTIO is dedicated to that guy! Have a great week everyone!

Hello and welcome back to another episode of a show where the two hosts know exactly who was the boss...it was Tony.  Or was we like to call it, Now That I'm Older!  This week our show is a little different than our normal show.  This week Shane serves as a producer without a mike, as Kenny interviews Nikkey about her having to deal with a friendship she has had since she was ten.  She tells the tale of a best friend that slowly became a toxic relationship, until she finally had to cut it off.  So we get a lil serious this week.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows:  Meddling Kids Pod; Dame, Sports & Entertainment and Nerd On! The Podcast and spun promos for Gareth Thomas and Jake & Tom Conquer the World. Check them out!!!

And this week, the show goes out to anyone who is dealing with a friend that they know is bad for them, but they just keep wanting to give them another chance. That one friend that always takes but never gives. And this show goes out to those dealing with the moment finally comes to let them go. Have a great week guys!

Hello and welcome to another week of a show where the hosts remember a time when you didn't give a damn about the president's Twitter account or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older.  This week we jump into a story about Kenny getting his mom into a LOT of trouble at Christmas a couple of years ago.  We also talk about how Kenny believes county jail is way worse than prison.  We also talk about parenting in the 80's and then we close the show out with Shane explaining his ideas to make the prison visitation a lot more enjoyable and profitable for the whole family!

This week we shouted out Quiet Town; Of Myth and Mercy and Taking out the Trash Podcast and we spun promos for Poop Culture ® and 365Flicks Podcast.

This week's show goes out to all the people out there that own birds. Whether your bird talks to you, or just hangs around your house...what the hell are you doing? These are birds? I'm sure your bird loves you but it's a little weird and all of us people that don't own birds are giving you the side eye. Except this one bird I saw recently on a Christmas show that could whistle Jingle Bells. That bird was ok I guess. Well anyway, thanks for checking out the show!

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers a simpler time, like when the professor had his choice of the girl next door in Mary Ann or the Hollywood Starlet known as Ginger, or as we like to call if, Now That I'm Older. This week, we start out with a story about the time Shane had to rescue his wife from a crossfit tragedy. We then read some of the reviews we have gotten on iTunes and after that we move into discussing how awesome our New Year's Eve's were for Kenny and Shane, which included doing nothing at all, and it was glorious. Then we close this week's show out with the possibility of Shane being the conservator of Kenny's estate and how he wants to make Kenny a poseable corpe at his wake.

This week we shouted out: ReelisticallySpeakin ; Brodette Nation Podcast and Crime Smith: A True Crime Podcast and we spun promos for: The Boondoggle and More Gooder Than Podcast.

Thanks guys for checking out the show. This one is dedicated to all the people wearing fanny packs out there right now. These folks have decided to forgo the trappings of good fashion and are choosing convenience over their reputation. Good for you Fanny Pack Guy (or Girl) this NTIO is for you!

Hello and welcome back to another week with two guys who remember when no one cared that Bert and Ernie might be "special friends" or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out with a dastardly plan by some high school girls. Then we move into talking about messing up so bad at your job that you cost the airport where you work and the city where you work millions of dollars. We also touch on the doctor who got busted signing people's livers. Then we close the show with a story about Shane's son leaving the nest sometime soon.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Thefilmforecast; Brown About Town LDN and SciFiDFDriveInPod. We also shouted out: Weird Darkness and Odd Dad Out.

We wanted to take a second here to say, Thank you! To each and everyone of you. Especially to those who read the show notes all the way through and tell your friends and family about us. You make this awesome to do. Here's to the final NTIO of 2017 and to the new year and all the awesome things we have planned for you guys!