Now That I'm Older

Now That I'm Older

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Now That I'm Older episodes

  • NTIO #139 Kenny Gets a Call from the Secret Service
    Hello and welcome back to a show about guys with bad knees, bad backs and bad attitudes or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week starts out with a harrowing tale of being in a life and death situation with a friend you don't even like. Then we move into our first foray into politics, but trust us, when we say, we do not get serious and it is mostly Shane trying to steer Kenny back onto the path of good radio. Then we move into talking about the stupidest thing we've ever had done to us and talk about a girl who definitely allowed someone to do something way stupider to her than we ever have.

    This week we shouted out the following #PodernFamily shows Hi Hungry I’m Dad; Book’n Bitch and the Wicked Sweet!!! Pod. We also spun promos for Netflix and Swill and All The Time We Have.

    So check out the show and tell as many people as you can about the show and instead of a witty comment down here this week, we just wanna say, be kind to each other. With all the nonsense and negativity in the world, be kind to each other. Maybe all of us could do with a little more nice right now.
    44 min
  • NTIO #138 Cannibalism > Kale
    Hello and welcome to a show where one guy is in his 40's and the other is teetering on his mid-life crisis, right behind him or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we jump in with how you can get a puppy and expect great things, but sometimes you end up with a monster. Then we discuss how our dad's both had bad tempers that led to them getting into fights and both of us were there. We close the show out with a WorldStar update from Kenny and then we figure out if we are prepared or unprepared for a zombie apocalypse.

    This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: These Guys Podcast; Wretched Wrestling Podcast ; Apple Slice Podcast and we spun promos for Who Spiked the Puns? and More Gooder Than Podcast .

    So check out the show and tell us what you think...and seriously get into it. Give it to us. We really wanna know what you guys think about this little shindig! Do you like the show? Are you guys out there? IS ANYONE EVEN READING THIS? Seriously, let us know what you guys think about the show!
    53 min
  • NTIO #137 Bootleg Nipple Man
    Hello and welcome to a show about getting older and knowing who your doctor is, and not only when you have an emergency, like with regular appointments and shit...or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we start out with a story about how much trouble you could get in while chilling with your cousin. Then we move into a story about someone called, "Nipple Man" and how this nutjob got away with being gross for years. Then we move into chatting about a guy who may have solved the riddle of high alcohol prices at concerts or a communist.

    This week we shouted out these #PoderrnFamily podcasts Future Film Pod; Out of Touch Nerds; The Brohio Podcast. We also spun promos for: Odd Dad Out and Rabbit Ears TV Podcast.

    So check out the show and tell all your friends about it. Yes, even your uncle Larry. You know the one. He's been in jail three times but he's "not a bad guy" according to your grandma. He's the one who always brings a 6 pack of Budweiser to the cookouts and then wants to drink your craft beers. Let's face it, Larry's life is shit. He needs to laugh and Now That I'm Older can be that laugh!
    59 min
  • NTIO #136 KIDS: The Rules Now Vs. Then
    Hello and welcome back to a show where both of the hosts have to watch what they eat because metabolism is a real thing and that shit slows down when you're older, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start with a story about Shane going out to get his family's first dog. Then we move into a story where we discuss some things that were normal when we were kids, like jungle gyms made out of metal, playgrounds having gravel on the ground, riding in the back of pickups and much much more. Then later on, Shane tells us a story about how a craft beer got him to do something that he normally would never do.

    This week we shouted out, these #PodernFamily shows: Geek Tavern Podcast ; Keepers of the Fringe and Could of Happened. We also shouted out: Super Movie Bros. and Poop Culture.

    So check out the show and tell every hipster you see in a coffee shop, typing on a typewriter with a ridiculously long beard and a scarf in warm weather about the show. Their life is pretty devoid of happiness, so maybe we could cheer them up.
    1 hr 5 min
  • NTIO #135 Release the Cracker

    Hello and welcome to a show where the hosts are old enough to rent a car and damn proud of it, or as we call it, Now That I'm Older. First up we talk about how sometimes you get to the end of your leash with your friend and you have to take a stand. This week we talk about a flaw in the Dark Knight we found, Kenny's Gang and Police Connections and a guy who gets trapped in an ATM.

    This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily: LaughFinder Podcast ; The Aidan Project and She Hates Wrestling Podcast and we spun promos for Jake and Tom Conquer the World and Geek Yogurt Podcast.

    So check out the show and tell everyone guy you know who still has a wallet chain about the show. Chances are they are in a band, past their twenties or live in a trailer or don't have anything in their wallet worth stealing, but they probably could use a laugh today and that laugh could be Now That I'm Older!
    48 min
  • NTIO #134 Nigerian Chicken
    Hello and welcome back to another week of your favorite middle aged crusaders, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start off with a story about how sometimes you can be caught completely off guard by someone you thought was cool. Then we move into the DIY project gone wrong at Shane's house and Kenny letting Shane know how stupid he was for doing it himself. Then we visit the Deathnote controversy, surrounding the new Netflix version and finally we ask the question, how in the hell did Shane tie Kenny for the poll on who was more likely to go to jail!?!?

    This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: The Burgers and Fries Podcast; Unbecoming of Age and WokeNFree . We also spun promos for ThreeIsComedy and Soiled Restroom Cinema .

    So check out the show and tell every living soul you know about it. Seriously...you. YES YOU. The one who always reads the show notes, but never tells anyone about the show...TELL EVERYONE. If we don't see an increase in our numbers, we're gonna call you out by name, on the show. I'm serious...we know who you are. You seriously don't want that kinda publicity. We're huge in Japan and we will smear your name all over the Japanese market. Don't test us...Or maybe we don't have that power. Maybe we're just testing to see if anyone is reading the show notes again. If you just tell people about NTIO, you don't have to find out one way or another.
    53 min
  • NTIO #133 The Omnibus
    Hello and welcome to a show with two guys who have finally started contributing to a 401K or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start off with a story about how sometimes you are not the hero you would like to be. Then we move into an episode we are calling the Omnibus. We talk about everything from Tom Wopat to Silverback Gorillas vs Grizzly Bears, and finally why having roommates usually sucks. We're basically all over the place. Then we close out with the latest installment of "This Week with Da Boss!".

    This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: The Curto & Keasty Show ; The Escape Podcast and the Banana Split Pod . We also spun promos for: Everyone Has a Podcast In Poor Taste .

    So thanks for checking out the show and be sure to tell every guy with a long beard and no mechanical skills about it. You know the type. The guy who uses soy in his latte and has the beard down to his belt but can't change his own tire or swing a hammer. That guy. Tell him about it because his life is already pretty devoid of happiness, so we could at least try to brighten it up for him.
    38 min
  • NTIO #132 Spooned to Death
    Hello ladies and gentleman and welcome back to another week of Now That I'm Older! This week we start out with a story about trying to figure out what your kid is thinking and failing at it. Then we move into a story about how normal everyday items may in fact be trying to kill you. Some examples include a fire hydrant, a dessert spook, a flashlight and so much more. From our show this week, it seems like you can get killed just minding your own business sometimes.

    This week we shouted out: Kaiju Transmissions ; Ranks for Nothin’; and Erroneous Opinions . We also spun promos for Gareth’s Random Ramblings and for Podians of the Galaxy .

    So check out the show and tell everyone you know who owns a boat about the show. Let's be real here...owning a boat can be awesome, but there's all the maintenance and all the repair bills. There's also the people who constantly want you to take the boat out...so much so that sometimes you'd rather just sell the boat or take those people out and just drop them off in the ocean. Wait, what were we talking about...oh yeah! Tell people with boats about the show. They have enough on their minds and maybe we can provide a few moments of relief.
    59 min
  • NTIO #131 Shane’s Chaotic Life
    Hello and welcome to another episode of wondering when the kids all started looking like adults, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out with how trying to be a nice guy can come back to bite you in the ass. Then we move into how Shane is more willing to do backbreaking labor than to spend money. Then we move into how Kenny's Grandma is more willing to have a garden than a retaining wall.

    This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Most Notorious!; I Am One With My Soul and the Nudging 30 Podcast and we spun promos for Twisted Philly Podcast and the Boondoggle Podcast.

    So check out the show and tell every single chick you know, who owns a cat about it. Listen guys and gals, if she doesn't have a boyfriend or a husband and lives alone with a cat, well let's just say she may need a little pick me up, and we can be that pick me up. Come on. Don't save all the NTIO to yourself ya selfish bastard, Share!!!
    53 min
  • NTIO #130 Villains
    Hello and welcome back to another installment of wondering how in the hell this stuff on the radio passes for music these days. Mumble Rap? What's a mumble rap anyway? Or as we like to call this little shindig, Now That I'm Older. This week we open up with how sometimes honesty was the best policy. Then we move into some of the things that were awesome when Kenny and I were in elementary school. Then we have some breaking news that Da Boss was recently in jail! Then we close the show with how Kenny brought a girl he is not going to remember to a very important event in both of Shane and Kenny's lives but Kenny denies she was a stranger.

    This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Films on Trial; Consensually Speaking ; No Promises* Pod. We also rolled promos for: More Gooder Than Podcast and The Mike Jolitz Show.

    So check out the show and tell everyone you know on a beach about it. Even that sunburned guy who left change on his stomach and now has these quarter sized holes tattooed into his body by the sun. He could probably use a pick me up and we could be thing that picks him up.
    45 min

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