Now That I'm Older

Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when Mr. T was wearing gold chains and was BA Barackus on the A-Team, not selling the Flavorwave oven on the Shopping Channel, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we discuss a true Now That I’m Older topic, drinking when we were younger. Nowadays, Kenny barely drinks and when Shane does, he can handle it a lot better, but when we were younger, it was a much different story. This week, we discuss puking in a bar, puking on yourself, getting into physical altercations while drunk and taking care of a drunk person, so check it out!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: TheLituationPodcast; Meet At The Bronze and Terrible Book Club. We also spun promos for: Tails from the Dark Dragons Inn and TheNeverlandPodcast! So check them out now! What are you waiting for!

This week's show goes out to the guy who has busted his ass for the past two years to finally buy a new car. the guy who yells, "NO YOU CAN'T EAT IN HERE!" every time someone suggests grabbing some drive thru, but we know how it goes. Soon your wife and the kids will want a ride and then the kids will want ice cream and you will die a little inside as the vanilla soft serve cone turns into a weapon of mass stickiness on your leather seats. This show's for you New Car Guy! We hope the leather lasts!

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Hello and welcome to a show where the hosts remember the Life Alert commercial, where the old lady had fallen and couldn't get up. Shane always remembered it as being sad and Kenny always laughed at the old lady...or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we have our favorite Phone Sex Operator back on the show: Songbird Wren and we talk about all kinds of things, including reality television, strange fetishes, wet work in the bedroom and a whole lot more. It's your typical interview with a Phone Sex Operator where she talks about some of her clients fetishes, like fainting and scat, so check it out!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Stu Talks Podcast; A Couple's Insight and Don't Crack Podcast and we spun promos for: Two Peas On A Pod and Super Movie Bros.. Go check them out now!

This week's show goes out to anyone who just moved in with their significant other and is wondering right now, "What the hell did I get myself into?" Sure she says your stuff being in storage is temporary, but do you really think she is gonna let you put action figures in any of the public places of the house? Or do you really think she's gonna let you bring your favorite chair from college into her living room, with her stuff? I think not. So here's to you, No Personal Space in My Place Guy! You could use the laugh.

And remember guys, getting older sucks, but can be awesome at the same time! Have a great week!

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Hello and welcome to a show that remembers what life was like when Fred Sanford was clutching his chest, saying "Elizabeth, I'm coming...I'm coming Elizabeth" or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we start out talking about some of the hard lessons we learn as kids. Then we talk about psychopaths and how when you’re younger, no matter how crazy we got, we feel like we kept it together but some people and some machines didn't. We also talk about Kenny’s full leather outfit (including the hat, pants, jacket and an eye patch) and we close the show with talking about the possibility of the Robot uprising and how we should have known better, but we keep pushing our luck with stupid stuff like Boston Dynamics!

This week we shouted out: Fool Can't Get Fooled Again; The Steel Reinforced Podcast; Three Lions Podcast; and we played promos for: Odd Dad Out and The Countdown Pod! Go check them out now.

This week's show goes out to anyone who's starting a new job in their thirties. We all know that awkward ass feeling of walking in the first day, not even knowing where to get coffee at. Then you get the tour from some older employee who looks like he's been there forever and you spend the whole day feeling like the new kid in 4th grade all over again! This show is for you, so here's to you New Kid at Work Guy!

And remember, getting older sucks but can be awesome at the same time! Have a great week guys!!!

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Hello and welcome to a show where the hosts remember the week long special, when the Dinobots and the Constructicons made their first appearance on the Transformers or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we start out talking about a time when Shane's little brother got him and Shane in trouble for throwing glass bottles out of the back of a truck. Then we move into talking about getting in trouble with your parents when you're a kid and how Shane and Kenny handled it way differently. Then we talk about the most dangerous toy any of us played with as kids, known as the trampoline, and all the wrestling matches and injuries that came with it. And we close the show with the shittiest obituary, ever written!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: CV Radio, Accession and pondbetweenfriends and we played promos for: The MoviePass Pod and TheAfterMovieDiner! Check them out today!

This week's show goes out to anyone who ever wrestled their brother or sister, injured them and then had to spend the next twenty minutes, before mom or dad came home, trying to get them to stop crying. If you have ever begged, pleaded and gave away your toys so they wouldn't tell, then you are the person we're talking to! Here's to you Pleading Wrestling Sibling! Have a great week!

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Hey guys, this week we have a special episode of the show! This is the reaction show for our huge cartoon bracket that we did recently, but we also had a special guest, when Joe from ThingsJoeHates stops by to discuss all of our brackets and cartoons in general. But because this is a Patreon Exclusive episode, we put up half of the episode for you guys who haven't had a chance to subscribe on Patreon yet. If you want to subscribe to our Patreon to check out the rest of the show, go: HERE!

We also had some listeners who sent in their own brackets:

1. Shane's Bracket

2. Kenny's Bracket

3. Thing's Joe Hate's Brackets

4. AWhaaat?Podcast's Bracket

5. @HollywoodADI's Bracket

6. @Old_School_Evil's Bracket

7. @TestosterZonePC's Bracket

8. @kevinisrael_nj's Bracket

9. Ghosts of the Stratosphere's Bracket

Hello and welcome to another episode of a show that knows that the hottest friend, was always Rachel or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we discuss Shane's son moving out of the house. And this leads us to talking about both of us moving out for the first time. Like when Kenny and one of his roommates almost killed another roommate because of hair in the sink or when Shane had a roommate who paid his rent in drug money that he made while selling weed out of their apartment and a whole lot more!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: TheFilmmakersPodcast; The Awakened Soul and Drunken Opinion and we played promos for: Netflix 'N Swill and Grawlix Podcast

This week's show goes out to anyone who has a trip to the DMV coming up. You know your soul is gonna be crushed from the moment you step into the office, but you have to do it. You know there is no way to avoid the feeling of dread as you walk into that door, see all those government employees who don't seem to want to be there any more than you do. There's no way to avoid their judging eyes or their attitude that you had the audacity to come get your license renewed today. So here's to you, DMV Guy! Have a great week!

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Hello and welcome to a show where the hosts remember a time when there was no such thing as streaming TV. If you wanted to watch a show, you had to wait for it to come on, each week, like a normal person, or as we call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out talking about dating. We cover everything from going out with someone once, and realizing you had no interest in them at all. We also talk about how AOL was the Wild West of online dating. We also cover a chick who went crazy after one date. Then we close the show with a segment on streaming music. We touch on how absolutely popular it's gotten and how Shane feels like it's a little bit of a cult, but he joined anyway. Then as usual we take a left hand turn and we end the show talking about how pointless Sparkling Water is.

For this week's show, we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Bloody Betrayal & Works of Darkness Podcast; 10,000 TACOS and Be Who You Want to Be. We also spun promos for: Odd Dad Out and That Film Stew Podcast. So check them out!

This week's show is dedicated to any and everyone who is left to their own devices, when their significant other goes out of town, for the weekend! We know that it feels like the shackles have been ripped away, but we also know that you probably have a "Honey Do" list that's a mile long, so it's kind of a win/lose situation. "Clean the gutters, do the laundry and clean the whole house? What is this a work camp?!?!". But remember, happy wife (or significant other) means a happy life. So here's to you Freedom From Tyranny Guy! Have a great week!

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Hello and welcome to another week of a show where the hosts remember when gas was 99 cents, Roseanne was just a loudmouth with her own show and Trump was just another rich asshole, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out talking about the dangers of trying to look cool in front of older kids. Then we pivot directly into our odd encounters with nature. Shane tells Kenny about the time his dad punched a horse and Kenny brings up the fact that his dad, also punched a horse. We also discuss Kenny's poop scooping days on a horse farm, riding elderly horses and we close the show talking about a guy who was unlucky enough to get bit by a snake, a shark and a bear!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Nothing But A Bob Thang; Beyond The Outer Rim and thestevecalisshow and we spun promos for: AfterBurn739 Podcast and Very Dark Very Quick! Go check them all out now! No...you don't need another episode of Pawn Stars or whatever your're watching! You should be listening to podcasts!

This week there is no funny write-up to close out the show notes. With as much negativity and terribleness that is in the world, this week's show goes out to anyone that just wants a good laugh. We hope we can provide that for you guys each week and we hope you know that there are at least two guys that go through the same kinda shit you guys do and went through it as kids, too. We appreciate each and everyone of you guys. Have a great week!

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Hello and welcome back to the show that know that the only way to eat a steak is medium rare to rare and if anyone tries to tell you different, you poke them in their negative ass eyes, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we wrap up our cartoon bracket show and I gotta say it feels like we're talking about a lot of cartoons recently, but never fear, this is IT! Kenny and Shane both crown a champion and some of the matchups will surprise you! Don't forget to hit us up at the links below to join in the conversation to let us know if you thought we were off on any of our choices!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily @PodernFamily shows: Ate-Up:The Podcast @Ate_Up_Podcast, The Importance of Seeing Ernest Podcast @SeeingErnest and APodcastAboutSomething @APASomething. We also spun promos for: BSPodPhx @BSPodPhx Media Nerds Podcast @nerds_podcast. Check them out now! What are you waiting for?!!?!

This week's show goes out to anybody who's significant other just bought some sort of IKEA furniture or some shit and now she is expecting you to put it together! You look down...you see the millions of pieces and she has that look in her eye that says, "Please help me! I need you for this! You're my hero!" So you put it together and of course there are pieces left...here's to you IKEA Assembly guy! Have a great week guys! (btw...is anyone reading this? Beuller?...Beuller?)

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Hello and welcome back to another installment of a show that remembers when the original old lady fell and couldn't get up...and no one was there to help her up, but Life Alert was or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we finally get into our Cartoon Bracket Show. This week we have randomized our 64 favorite cartoons from our childhood, put them into a bracket, March Madness style and pitted them against one another, head to head. Some of our matchups include: Porky Pig vs Tiny Toons, Courage the Cowardly Dog and Beavis and Butthead vs The Simpsons. And Kenny and Shane agree on a lot less than you would think they would. This is also the first installment of the Cartoon Bracket show as we had 32 matchups and it took almost an hour so tune in next week for us to crown our winners!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: He Said, She Said Movie Reviews, Same S#!t Different Toilet and Unseasoned and we spun promos for these shows: SuddenDoubleDeep and TwistedPhilly. So check them out today...now! What are you waiting for? No...no...no, after you finish this episode of NTIO! Nice try.

This week's show goes out to anyone who wants to pet all the dogs. Like literally all the dogs. This show is for the person that sees a service dog at a restaurant and gets sad that they can't pet it. This one goes out to you Dog Lover Guy, just for being awesome!

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