Now That I'm Older

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers what it was like to watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and the simple joy of seeing Santa Claus at the end of the parade, every year or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we know that every one is probably in their car right now, listening to their children whine about having to go to Grandma's house and trying to drown it out with Now That I'm Older. This week we have a look back at some of our favorite clips from the past year. We hope you enjoy it and you all make it out of the inevitable turkey coma that you're gonna end up in! Have a great week guys!

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Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when kids cartoons weren’t mindless crap, like Spongebob or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week on episode #196 we start out talking about screwing up at work. Like falling asleep at your desk because you didn’t get enough sleep or falling asleep while doing nitrous in a dental chair at your dental job or falling asleep in a different city, as you work as a baggage handler. We also talk about a Concentration Camp themed Halloween display and how HOA’s are pretty much pure evil!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Knowing My Nightmares Podcast; Odours of the Odeon and Da Box Office Boys and we spun promos for: 365Flicks Podcast and Gareth's Random Ramblings! So check out their shows... as soon as this one is over.

This week we send this show out to the guy who is just about to leave for vacation with his two little kids. Sure, you love your kids. You love your wife, but the idea of being locked in a car with them for 6 hours on the way to your destination makes you want to pull what little hair you have left out. The idea of the kids whining or your wife complaining makes you wonder, what happened to the 22 year old guy who just wanted to marry the hot chick? Now you're playing chauffeur to two little rug rats and their mom? WHERE DID MY LIFE GO? So here's to you Reluctant Vacation Guy. Put your headphones in and let us drown out how much you may or may not hate your life. Have a great week guys!

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Hello and welcome back to a show where we remember when McDonald’s had the Muppet Babies toys in the happy meals and they were awesome, or as we like to call it Now That I’m Older! This week on episode #195, we discuss festivals. Going to them, the kinds of stuff we can buy at them, the people you meet at them and how Kenny refuses to go to any of them because everyone smells bad, according to him. Then later on, we discuss a potty incident with Shane’s son, and a time where he broke his finger during a rainstorm!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows; Jump In, Michael Podcast; howimetyourfriendspod and The Littlest Podcast and we spun promos for: The Stranger Lands and Poop Culture! So go check out, them out, AFTER you're done listening to NTIO!

And this week's show goes to the guy who has to buy new decorations for every holiday. We know how it is. Your girl loves the holidays and every time a holiday passes, she has to go buy more holiday stuff. I mean, it's not like we don't have enough ceramic pumpkins and little ghosts or goblins! I mean you could definitely use another Snow Man or Santa Claus. There's always a door, or a mantle, with a spare shred of room on it that could be filled with some holiday trinket! So this one's for your Holiday Decor Guy! Thanks a lot guys and have a great week!

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Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when television commercials used to actually warn you to get your parent’s permission before using the phone or going on the internet, because you may just get your ass beat or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we discuss lots of stuff but we start out with a story about Kenny injuring an actor because he was mean to Kenny during his short lived stage acting days, or he got in his managers face for yelling at him during his Dave and Busters career. And then we close the show with a story about how I once threatened my old manager, because my check was no good at work.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Threads Podcast ; Lesser Evils Podcast and Now Were Drunk Podcast and we played promos for: Epic Film Guys and So I Married A Geek! Go check them out...as soon as our show is over!

This weeks show goes out to anyone who has gone to work and come home and your significant other has brought home a new pet. Whether it be a dog, cat, fish, pet rock...whatever it is, you're now stuck with it. No matter how much you may hate the little bastard, it's here to live with you until the end of it's worthless life! So here's to you Accidental Pet Guy! Have a great week guys!

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Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when there was only one girl in all of Smurf village and no one really discussed the implications of that...or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we discuss tons of stuff, like fighting in middle and high school We discuss some of the scariest fights we were in and we even discuss one of the most bizarre trailer parks we have ever been to, so check it out!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Now Were Drunk Podcast; Wicked Pissah Show and Faux Fright Podcast and we spun promo for: Tails from the Dark(er) Dragons Inn and 365Flicks Podcast. Check them out...but wait for our show to be over, FIRST!

This week's show goes out to anyone who is sitting at their desk right now, looking out the window, wishing they had that different job, or were dating that new guy or that new girl. This show is for anyone who is holding themselves back from being their best self. There is only one way to eat an elephant...one bite at a time. So maybe today is the day you get off your ass and go for it...whatever your it is...go for it. Don't let the times of your life pass you by. So here's to you Chasing Your Dreams Guy! Have a great week guys!

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Hello and welcome back to a show that claps our hands we hear the phrase, "Down at Fraggle Rock!" or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week on episode 192 we discuss LARPing. Which if you don’t know stands for Live Action Roleplaying. Which is just as lame as you imagine it. But for us, we didn’t do the standard type of roleplaying,where there was a story and knights and wizards and such...oh no. For us, LARPing was just a way for us to beat the crap out of each other with PVC swords. And later on, we discuss playing a game like this with your friends and getting so pissed off that shit gets real!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily @PodernFamily shows: boxofficerefund @boxofficerefund; Fat Funny Wholesome Podcast @PodcastFFW and Heels And Quads Wrestling Podcast @heelsAndquads and we spun promos for: Loaded Literature @loadedlitpod and Odd Dad Out @OddDadOut!!! Go check them out...after you listen to NTIO!

This week's show goes out to anyone who has a crazy in law. The holidays are coming up and you know you're gonna have to see them. You're gonna have to listen to their crazy stories of their animal farm, where the chickens are dying because their dogs are killing them. It's gonna be fun! So here's to you Crazy In Law at the Holidays Guy! This one's for you. Have a great week guys.

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Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when all of us as a society spent about a year being into swing music and the world was never the same...or as we like to call it Now That I’m Older. And this week on Episode 191, we ask Kenny some questions, like if the 5 second rule really applies, or if you’d really sing in quick sand and the most important question of all, is ASMR the creepiest thing that exists on the internet, so check it out!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: TheCommissionPodcast; Voice from the Underground and Ghoulsgonewildpod and we spun promos for: Netflix 'N Swill and Play Comics Podcast. So check them out...AFTER you finish this episode of NTIO!

This week's show goes out to anyone who had a few too many soda pops at a company function last night and had to get their podcast uploaded at 5:30 AM. We know when your eyes popped open to pee at 5:30, you weren't planning on getting up and uploading a podcast...but we're here now...so here's to you Late Podcast guy! Have a great week guys!

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Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when there were definitely two camps, people who liked GoBots and people who liked Transformers...and you definitely didn’t wanna be one of the GoBots kids, or as we call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we discuss being poor, something Shane knows a lot about and something that Kenny had no idea about, till he faked being a poor kid in our neighborhood. We talk about being so poor, our dad used to tighten 2 liters of coke with a pair of pliers to keep us kids from opening it, sharing a walk in closet as a bedroom in a house with no heat, while we used Kerosene heaters indoors and Shane shares a story about getting beaned in the head by a saucer...so check it out!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Beyond6Seconds, Two Guys One Plot and The Three Musketeers Podcast and we shouted out Ghosts of the Stratosphere and So it is Told ! Be sure to check them out.

This week's show goes out to anyone who just got to a doctor's appointment, for whatever ails you, from a common cold, to a heart attack, you can rest assured your doctor is not going to be on time for the appointment. Sure, you got there ten minutes early to make sure you got your paperwork done and you got called back to the room on time, but then, there's the waiting game. For the next 20-45 minutes you just sit on the exam table...waiting. I mean, what's he doing? Taking a smoke break? If you got too many patients, sack up and stop seeing so many damn patients! Either way, maybe you can fill your time with a NTIO podcast, while you wait for the doc to come back from his smoke break or whatever the hell he is doing! Have a great week guys!

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Hello and welcome to a show that remembers a time when the worst problem you had was whether you could find enough money or beg your parents for enough to go get candy from the corner store, or as we call it, Now That I’m Older.  This week on episode #189 we discuss a lot of things. Starting with Cartbashing, a sport Kenny invented and the we played for years in Marietta. We also discuss the great hamburger bun heist of our late teen years and generally being vagrants.  Oh and we also have an appearance from a possum that was living in Kenny’s car.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: The Tale Teller; Sausage Roll n Dim Sim Podcast and Fulfill My Fantasy Mike‏ and we spun promos for: Dark Corner of Radio and My Worst Date. Check them out...after you listen to this episode!

This week's show goes out to anyone who's feeling like the weight of the world is pressing in on them. Both of us at NTIO know what that feels like and we just want to say, tune out for around 40 minutes, sit back and laugh with us. We can't make it better, but hopefully we can make you smile! Have a great week everyone!

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Hey guys, welcome back to a show that remembers exactly where we were when Kurt Cobain died, or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week on NTIO #188 we talk about the aftermath of Kenny banging the stripper a couple weeks back and then we get into drug deals the two of us have been involved in, over our lives. Kenny didn’t get involved in making drug deals until he was in his twenties and Shane got started much earlier. Like around 9 years old, on a trip with his dad to the wrong side of the tracks, while his two year old brother was in the front seat!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Fulfill My Fantasy; Gabbing With Ghouls and BeingTherePodcast and we shouted out: Grave Girls Podcast and The IMDB Journey Podcast

This week's show goes out to anyone who is going through a shitty time in your life. This week we're skipping the joke here, because seriously someone out there probably has tons of crap weighing them down that they wish they could just let go of. Well this show is for you my friend. Sit back and laugh for about 40 minutes and take your mind off things.

Have a great week guys and we'll see ya next week!

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