Now That I'm Older

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers how the Thundercats were awesome when we were kids, but we realized how much it sucked when we got to be adults or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we discuss finding out some of your friends are super weird and watch porn together like some people watch football together and how Kenny and Shane reacted! Then we discuss a guy who ruined his buddy’s wedding with a little leftover porn!

Goblet Of Wine Podcast; The Synful Show and Girls Next Door Podcast. We also spun promos for: More Gooder Than Podcast and Grave Girls Podcast! Check out their shows as soon as you're done with ours. And I mean we're doing the honor system here...so be on your best behavior.

This week's show goes out to anyone who's chasing their dog, after he got off his leash. It's always super crappy to watch your dog run away from you as he is playing a game of chase me as you try futiley to catch up. We can't make your dog come back, but we can make you laugh a little as you chase your dog and spend that time spitting obscenities at your puppy. So here's to you Mr. Dog Chaser! We sure hope you catch him!

Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when Tonya Harding had Nancy Kerrigan taken out, Godfather style and exactly how gangster that was, or as we like to call it Now That I’m Older. This week we start our discussing situations that we’ve been in, during sex where we felt like our life may have been in danger or at the very least, it was scary as hell. Then later on we discuss a horrible situation that happened to Shane during sex and we close with one time where Kenny actually had to walk away from sex.

For this week's show we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Conspiracy Asylum; Let's Watch Horror Podcast and TheFeinicsGatePodcast and we spun promo for: Odd Dad Out and Jock & Nerd Podcast! Go check them out when our episode is over. We're using the honor system here, so don't break our trust!

This week's show goes out to anyone who watches politics all day and still has their sanity. We know it's a constant fight in your head to either give into the madness of Republicants or Libtards but you keep it together. So here's to you Politics Don't Bother Me Guy! Listen to this week's NTIO and let's hope we can help you keep your sanity for one more week, at least! Have a great week guys!

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Hello and welcome back to a show where we always wonder why no one pointed out the pure savagery of the fact that Gargamel wanted to eat the Smurfs, or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older! This week we discuss the worst possible allergy for Kenny in the world, which would be not being able to eat red meat. Then we discuss some of the crazy crap Kennys grandmother does in the kitchen and discuss some the grossest stuff we ever ate, as kids, when our parents cooked. And we close out with a show about the worst time Shane ever ate eggs with his dad.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: The Two Man Booth; FireStarters Podcast and That's Uhffensive ‏and we spun promos for: Play Comics Podcast and #NoOffense Show! Check out their shows, when ours is done cuz if not, Kenny will come to your house and I assure you it won't be a personal visit!

This week's show goes out to anyone who is doing the online dating thing. We still remember when you'd go out to a bar or get on AOL, like a normal person and find someone to go out with. If you are shopping and swiping for people on these apps, it's a dog eat out dog world out there and we're hoping you have some luck and don't get ghosted. (We heard the kids say that and thought it sounded cool). So this one goes out to you, Hoping You Don't Get Ghosted Guy!

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when Undertaker threw Mankind off the top of the Hell in a cell and none of us were ever the same, or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we discuss a correction that Kenny has to make on the show about how no one but him can do a hand job correctly, after a visit to an Asian massage parlor. We also discuss how the #MeToo movement has changed massages and a lot of behavior that men used to just get away with. We also discuss that time Kenny had a 19 y/o stripper living in his house.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Legacy Trek Podcast ‏; Rich Sis Broke Sis; and SpookySconniePodcast. We also spun promos for: ThatFilmStewPodcast and AfterBurn 739 Podcast! Check out their shows...but not until AFTER you finish ours! Cuz if you do, we'll know and Kenny may knock on your door! Just kidding, but do you really wanna find out?

This weeks show goes out to anyone at all who is struggling after the holidays with money. We all do it, where we spend too much money and then pray to the economy gods

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers a simpler time. A time before streaming music services and MP3 players, when Arthur Fonzarelli could just walk in, smack the jukebox and get the songs he wanted...or as we like to call it,, Now That I'm Older. This week we have a very special show. It is our official 200th episode! We go all the way back to episode 1 and check out how amazing our sound quality used to be. We bring up some of our favorite clips, like when Kenny and Steven (Shane's Brother) made a commercial for selling pillow that may or may not have been a little racist. We also discuss goblins, Kenny falling and not being able to get up and a whole lot more.

There are no shout outs for this week, but we wanted to thank a few people for helping NTIO become the show that it has. Christian Monkeberg was the first guy to ever suggest that I do a podcast, and from that idea we got all this. Patrick Duffy, head of The Rogue Intel podcast network took a chance on us when we had very, very few listeners. The OG #PodernFamily helped this show grow our listeners and still does to this day. We'd like to thank Steven for being a guest all those times in the beginning and to every guest we have ever had on...thank you! And finally to all of you! To everyone who currently listens to the show or have EVER listened to the podcast THANK YOU. You guys make NTIO what it is because without you guys it would just be us talking to each other. Thanks for sticking with us through 200 episodes and here's to at least 200 more!

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Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when MTV actually played music videos and not wasn't all about teen moms and shit or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we look back at some of our favorite clip from 2018, including The Legend of Pickaxe, Shane's version of Prison, that turns into the fair, Sandwich Monkeys, and a lot more.

This week this show goes out to all of you guys that supported the show all year, throughout 2018! We really appreciate each and everyone of you guys! Have a great week!

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Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when we all discovered that Santa was kind of a dick in the original Rudolph claymation cartoon or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we start out talking about Amazon and jump quickly into talking about how Robots are quite possibly gonna take over the world. And surprise surprise, Kenny is gonna side with the robots. Then we talk about Shane hiring cheap labor to help put up his Christmas lights and whether organic peanut butter is the worst idea, ever!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Can't Sleep Won't Sleep; Easterly Inn Podcast and The Married Nerds annd we spun promos for: The IMDB Journey Podcast and More Gooder Than Podcast. Be sure to check their show out...after you listen to ours, cuz we are like Santa...we'll know!

This week's show goes out to everyone for Christmas or Hanukkah or whatever it is you celebrate! We hope you guys all stay safe and get everything you are wanting on your list this year! Have a great week guys!

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Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when Scooby Doo was the first show to have guest stars when we were kids, like the Globetrotters or Batman and Robin...or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we have a great story from Kenny where he very possibly could have gone to jail for doing the right thing. Without giving too much away, let me ask, have you ever been talking to the cops...the MOMENT the acid kicks in? If you have, you’ll be able to relate...if not, check out this week’s show, cuz it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Twelve Chimes Radio; Franchise Tag Sports Podcast and RiseUp /w Chicken & Dragon and we spun promos for: Grave Girls Podcast and Odd Dad Out! Go check out their shows...as soon as ours is done!

This week's show goes out to anyone who still hasn't bought any Christmas gifts. Let's be honest here...it comes up, every year on the same date and somehow you are STILL procrastinating??? Get up and go get presents, before you stuck at the CVS trying to see if you can scrounge together some great gifts from their "electronics aisle"! So this week's for you, Mr. Holiday Procrastinator! Have a great week guys!

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Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when we all sat there the first time, hearing Darth Vader tell Luke that he was his dad and how our lives have never been the same since, or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older! This week we discuss a flock of asshole geese from Australia and then we jump into our post Thanksgiving episode. Where we start out talking Thanksgiving and what we did this year and end up somehow talking about things in porn we don’t like so check it out!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: TheThreeMandys; POPLAW and Idiots’ Picnic Podcast. We also spun promos for: So it is Told and 365Flicks Podcast! Check out their shows...but AFTER you listen to ours. And if you don't we'll know. And you don't want that.

This show goes out to everyone who's ever said..."don't you miss how TV used to be? Where we could just have to wait a whole week to see what happened to the characters? Like when you watch an HBO show or something?" Even though we all know streaming is the shit cuz you get your show all at once. Anyway, this one's for you Living in the Past Guy. You can always listen to NTIO and know that we are NEVER gonna record like 10 episodes in a row and then drop em all at once. Mainly because I (Shane) have to do all the editing and screw that shit. Anyway, have a great week guys!

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Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when we all used to judge the kids who said they didn’t have a Nintendo and preferred Sega Genesis or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older! This week we talk about a couple of encounters in the dating world. One of these includes Kenny, riding shotgun with one of our friends that flirted with a girl, went to her house, only with the intention of eating all of her food. Then later we talk about Shane getting caught in a super weird hook up situation, where the girl’s exhusband showed up at her trailer, in the middle of the night and started beating on the walls. Then we close with Kenny racking his pistol at someone, just a couple of weeks ago.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: AK_podcast; Kieran's Movie Space and specialunknown and spun promos for: InSession Film and #NoOffense Show

And this week's show goes out to all the former rock stars out there. You know who I'm talking to. The guy or girl who spent years telling everyone that, 'they didn't need a career! Their band was gonna make it!'. And inevitably, when something broke down in the band, with people started getting married, or having kids or people in the band just couldn't keep it together, all these people had to join the rat race and get a job. So here's to you Former Rockstar Guy (or girl), sitting at your desk, in corporate America and wondering...What the Hell happened??? Have a great week guys!

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