Now That I'm Older

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when MC Hammer was 2 Legit to Quit or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older! This week we talk Science Facts and Kenny designates himself a science ninja. Then in true NTIO form, we pivot to discussing Incels and how weird that whole swath of the population is, Kenny dipping his nuts in hot sauce and when we get to peak behind the curtain into Kenny’s dating habits and what all i involved with that!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: The Kick Ass Thunder Dudes;

WouldYouBlatherPodcast and ConversationX. And we spun promos for: AfterBurn 739 Podcast and The IMDB Journey Podcast! Check out all of their shows, AFTER you finish listening to ours! And yes, I am talking to you Amanda...don't touch that dial!

This week's show goes out to everyone who has had to travel for work and all the nonsense that goes along with that, from having to get a rental car, to having to remember your business cards to making sure you got on the right plane and all that jazz. We know how stressful this time may be in your life but we are here to give you a little laugh! Have a great week guys!

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Hello and welcome to a show that remembers a dark time before there were remotes and you as the oldest child got designated as your dad’s remote or as we like to call it Now That I'm Older! This week we start out updating you guys on why we had the little bit of a hiatus we had. We discuss things like Shane moving and doing home repairs. We talk about Kenny opening his own business and before you know it, we transition into talking about Saddam Hussein and how much respect Kenny has for the dictators of the world, with him telling everyone that he would not be opposed to taking a job with Putin if it were ever offered!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Light The Fright Podcast; The Struggling Actor's Podcast and NFL Picks Are In Podcast and we spun promos for: InSession Film and DecompositionPodcast! Check out their shows, when you're done with Now That I'm Older!

This week's show goes out to anyone who is opening their own business. All the long nights of filling orders and the struggle of finding customers and making a name for yourself. It is not fun in the beginning, so if you need a little pick me up Mr. Everyday I'm Hustling Guy, then NTIO is the show for you! Have a great week guys!

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Hi guys and welcome back to a show that remembers when our favorite shows would go on re-runs for a few weeks and it sucked out loud...or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older! This week we are back with all new material and the first thing we talk about is a slapping contest in Russia, where one guy looks like he may have received a traumatic brain injury from being slapped. Then we discuss Kenny trying to get a homeless person to stand in for him, during the slapping contest. Later on we discuss an event at a brewery, from back in the days when Shane was in bands and how Kenny used homeless labor then, as well.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Not Playing Stupid Podcast; Payne in the Pod and Sodium Exposure Podcast and we spun promos for: Ghosts of the Stratosphere and

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This week's show goes out to anyone who has ever went through the agony of selling your house. It seems like this is a fresh hell that I never want to experience again and if you are going through it now, then bless you. I hope this show can give you a little solace from the constant nonsense of selling and packing and staging and all the bullshit that you have to go through to get your house in shape to sell. So here's to you, pulling your hair out guy! Have a great week!

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Hello and wt welcome to a show that remembers when the crappiest thing about your favorite TV shows in the 80's was re-runs! You'd sit and wait through countless episodes of Knight Rider, A-Team or C.H.i.Ps that you'd already seen, just waiting for the new season and hating it but still loving your favorite show, so you waited! Which is exactly what we're asking you guys to do! Shane is still selling and buying a house so we haven't been able to record for a while! But this weekend the guys are gonna be sitting down to record brand new episodes for you guys! So check out some of our favorite clips o the show and we'll be back next week with a brand new episode. So stick around and check out some of our favorite clips and we'll see you guy next week! Have a great week!

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Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when they tried to replace Optimus Prime with Rodimus Prime and we collectively, as kid, called Bullshit, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we have another lookback show, because Shane is still selling his house. So this means you guys get another look back at some of our favorite clips. The first one is a look back at a clip with Nick from Epic Film Guy where we talk Power Rangers and of course about how Shane hates Power Rangers. Then we move into a clip with the guys discussing toys from their childhood that could have made them rich!

This week's show goes out to anyone that is moving. No further explanation needed. If you are trying to get your house ready to go on the market and you are doing a predominance of the work yourself, you're gonna need something to make you smile, while you're working, and NTIO could be it. So here's to you, Do It Yourself Guy! Have a great week guys!

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Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when the Snorks came out and how they were just a cheap ripoff of the Smurfs, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week Shane starts out explaining why you guys are getting a rewind show this week, discussing his crazy life and moving his house and running to move to the city. Then we jump into the aforementioned rewind show, with clips from that time Shane went to a Chateau and almost ended up in fisticuffs, due to political discussion, the time when poo rained into a Canadian lady's sunroof and that time a guy tried to beat up his mechanic with a dildo!

This week goes out to anyone who feels like they are seriously at their wit's end. When you feel like all the walls are caving in, like you're one of the main characters in Star Wars when they were in the trash compactor and all you want is a way out and you can't seem to find one. When you have to start using phrases like, "it is what it is" or "the only way out is through", you know this show may be for you. We can't fix all your problems but we can make ya laugh a little!

Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when all 4 of the Golden Girls were alive and how that shit was appointment television or as we like to call it Now That I'm Older. This week we are doing something we have never done on the show ever, Would You Rather! We spend an entire episode trying to answer Would You Rather questions and basically Shane has to spend the entire episode trying to get Kenny to stay on task.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Tom Hanks Defence Force;

The Grey Podcast and Freudian Sips and we spun promos for: AfterBurn 739 Podcast and The Countdown Pod! Check out their shows as soon as you're done with us!

This week's show goes out to anyone who's moving. Not because of anything funny...but because that shit sucks. Here's to you moving guy. We can't make it better or get your uncle with a truck to come help but we can help you laugh a little, while you carry boxes! Have a great week guys!

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Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when sitcoms used to always advertise their heartfelt episodes by saying it was a “very special episode”, like when they talked about suicide or obesity...or as we like to call it Now That I’m Older. This week we start out talking about the pains of home ownership like when sewage backs up into your house and then we move on to discussing everyone’s favorite topic on a comedy show, abortion and then Kenny explains that he believes we have gotten too far away from using violence to solve our problems.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Ocho Duro Parlay Hour; Just Bloom Podcast and Crime Beat Podcast and we spun promos for: Gareth’s Random Ramblings and Super Movie Bros.. So check them out, but WAIT until our show is done. This is the honor system so don't make Kenny come to your house!

This week's show goes out to anyone that has an iguana. No reason other than you people are weird. I mean out of all the pet options, you stood at a pet store and said give me the bigass lizard that doesn't give a damn if I'm around or not...he just looks cool. So here's to you Bigass Lizard Pet Guy! You may be weird, but at least Kenny and Shane may make you laugh from time to time! Have a great week guys!

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Hello and welcome to a show that remembers a time when before Christian Bale was Batman. Back to a time when he was just an American Psycho who loved Huey Lewis and the News or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we start out with a little bit of controversy as Kenny tries to ambush Shane with some questions after his wife posted a hashtag that caused all hell to break loose and made Kenny question whether or not Shane is currently or planning to be a swinger. And then we discuss a whole lot of other stuff, ranging from wrestling on box 0springs, instead of mattresses, Kenny stealing someone’s weed and how Shane’s (my) old apartment was kind of a flop house.

This week we shouted these #PodernFamily shows: Wrestle Thoughts Podcast; Pornoplots and Our Unicorn Diaries and we shouted out: Dark Corner of Radio and Netflix N. Swill. Check them out after our show is over! And not a minute before then. We'll know if you cut us off early!

This week's show goes out to any guy or girl that forgot that today is Valentine's day. We know, right now, you are trying frantically to find a place that still has cards, or has flowers. Or seeing if Waffle House or McDonald's will take a reservation, because you know all the good restaurants nearby are already booked solid. So here's to you Slacker Valentine! NTIO can't make reservations for you or get you a card or flowers for your guy or girl, but we can make the pain a little more bearable. Have a great week guys!

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Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when all us kids who watched Knight Rider used to want our parents cars to talk to us and how now with Siri and Google assistant, they actually do and we don’t even care or as we like to call it, Now that I’m Older. This week we start out talking about a story with some meth and a bald eagle and by the end of the show we are talking about how Kenny believes in radical equality when it comes to beating up crippled kids. Trust me, it’s a wild ride this week!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Feminists Without Mystique; Saucy Rockets: A Hockey Podcast and Gin & Spirits Podcast and we also spun promos for: Jake & Tom Conquer the World and So I Married A Movie Geek! So check their shows out as soon as you're done listening to NTIO.

This week's show goes out to anyone having "the talk" with their kid. No matter if they are 10 or 25, it's always gonna be awkward. Those first few moments of trying to explain that "when a mommy loves a daddy" (or mommy loves a mommy or daddy loves a daddy for that matter) when you're stumbling over your words and doing your best to find great analogies for sexual reproductive organs and the acts that it takes to have sex and make a baby, we know you're gonna sweat. You're gonna stammer and you're gonna need some relief afterwards. We are here to provide that relief. So this one's for you Having the Talk Guy! We know this conversation is gonna be weird but when you're done, kick back with this week's NTIO! Have a great week guys!

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