Now That I'm Older

Hey guys, welcome back to a show that remembers when one of your worst problems was whether or not you have to eat all your vegetables before you get desert, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older!  This week on episode 187, we discuss riding a bike as a kid and how amazing it was.  The wind in your hair, your friends next to you and all the awesome shit that went along with it.  Unfortunately, it wasn’t always like that for riding a bike. We also discuss knees full of gravel, from having bike accidents, concussions and all the ways you can fuck yourself up on a bike.  

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: The Conversation Pod; The Feminist Critique and

Longbox of Darkness and we shouted out: Wining About Crime and We Watched A Thing!

This week goes out to anyone who just woke up late for work. You get that peaceful waking up feeling. Your body feels rested, your brain feels sharp and you just know it's gonna be a good day. Then you look down and realize that you only feel rested, because you spent the last two hours oversleeping. So you jump outta bed, without a shower, miss a loop or two on your belt, have mismatched socks and for the rest of the day you feel behind. We know this feeling, so this show goes to you, Oversleepy Guy!

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Welcome back to another episode of a show that remembers when the worst thing you had to worry about was whether your mom was gonna let you stay up till the end of the movie, or if she was gonna make you go to bed...or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week on episode 186, we discuss past mistakes and how some are too big to get past. Like when Kenny was wrestling with a girl in a flirty way, and her wig came off and instead of acting like a mature adult, Kenny bailed!. Then later on, this leads us to the discussion about Disney dropping James Gunn over some shit he said in the past, and how Disney should probably be careful about casting stones, since they have some pretty nasty stuff in their past.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Eclectic City; The Departure Lounge and Two Pour Bastards and we shouted out: Who Spiked The Puns? and TwistedPhilly.

This week's show goes out to anyone out there burning their Nike's cuz of a billboard or ad campaign. I mean you paid for those shoes and those shirts and chances are you don't even understand what you're mad about. But anyway here's to you I'm Not a Racist But Guy!

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Hello and welcome to a show where the hosts remember watching The Brady Bunch in reruns and thinking Jan was kind of a bitch, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week on NTIO #185 we discuss Kenny’s most recent conquest, when he brought home a stripper and caused us to be late recording the podcast, and later on we give anyone who needs tips to pick up chicks, our best pointers. So check it out..we’ll be right back.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Next Exit Podcast; Bridgin The Gap Podcast and Bunny Trails Podcast and we spun promos for: The Countdown Pod and Poop Culture!

This week's show goes out to that guy sitting at his desk right now at work, wondering..."Did I turn off the gas on the stove after I cooked breakfast?". We know what it's like to wonder if your house is a scorching blaze right now that firefighters are having to fight or if your being way too OCD again. So here's to you MIGHTA LEFT THE GAS ON GUY! You probably didn't but nothing will keep you from worrying about it, except maybe a new episode of NTIO!

Thanks a lot guys and have a great week!

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Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when we all had pagers and if you got a 911 code on a page, that meant you needed stop and find a payphone, as quickly as possible! This week we discuss dog birthdays and how Kenny gives Shane tons of crap about his dogs having a birthday party, complete with cake. Seriously, if anyone out there does this too, please let us know, so Shane doesn't feel so alone! Then later on we discuss a scary cat bath incident, and we close the show talking about creepy animatronic animals at Chuckie Cheese and Showbiz Pizza Parlor!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Not-So-True Crime; Recon-Cinemation and Parental Content Podcast and we spun promos for Believer/Skeptic Podcast and Decomposition Podcast! So check them out, AFTER you listen to NTIO!

This week's show goes out to everyone who's sitting in the doctor's office right now, in the exam room, waiting on the doctor. We know it feels like forever when you are waiting for a physical or test results or whatever and the doctor is basically chilling in his office, or eating a sandwich or whatever the hell he was doing! I mean is he eating a sandwich or what? Well this podcast is for you Impatient Patient Guy

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Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when President Reagan seemed to only want to tear down walls and the new guy only seems to want to put walls up or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. A show that tells you getting older sucks, but can be awesome at the same time! This week we talk about a lot of stuff, starting with how awesome or basic chili is. Then we pivot into a discussion about the oppression of Sandwich Monkeys and how serious of an issue that is. And then we close the show with talking about a terrible incident with a flag, during marching band and then we close the show with elaborate hoaxes.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: The Red Menace; Let’s Get Down to Business Disney and Untranslatable Podcast! And we spun promos for: Grawlix Podcast and Two Peas On A Pod! So stop reading this and go check them out...well wait. Wait until you listen to Now That I'm Older first!

And this week's show goes out to any guy who is the saver in your relationship and your wife is the spender. Sure it's hard to watch her blow money on shoes or clothes or meaningless piles and piles of Amazon shit, but you love her and you married her and this is your life now. So strap in and enjoy it. And while you do, listen to episode #183! This one's for you Mr. Saver Guy!

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Hello and welcome to a show where we remember that the GoBots used to shoot lasers out of their hands but the Transformers actually had guns that shot actual lasers! What's up with that? Or as we call it, Now That I'm Older. This week on NTIO #183, we discuss rules that we follow for no reason, like knocking on wood, waiting for everyone to get their food, before eating at a restaurant and we find out that Kenny doesn’t really follow the rules unless someone is watching, so check it out!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily: Anyone Else Podcast; The VCR Kids and What Now Derek?! And we spun promos for: Gareth’s Random Ramblings and Poop Culture! So go check them out now!

This week's show goes out to anyone out there right now who still has a tube TV with a coat hanger for an antenna. We know that life is probably hard for you. You've made a few left turns in your journey through life and you need a laugh or two, so this show's for you!

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Hello and welcome to a show where we remember that the GoBots used to shoot lasers out of their hands but the Transformers actually had guns that shot actual lasers! What's up with that? Or as we call it, Now That I'm Older. This week on NTIO #183, we discuss rules that we follow for no reason, like knocking on wood, waiting for everyone to get their food, before eating at a restaurant and we find out that Kenny doesn’t really follow the rules unless someone is watching, so check it out!

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily: Anyone Else Podcast; The VCR Kids and What Now Derek?! And we spun promos for: Gareth’s Random Ramblings and Poop Culture! So go check them out now!

This week's show goes out to anyone out there right now who still has a tube TV with a coat hanger for an antenna. We know that life is probably hard for you. You've made a few left turns in your journey through life and you need a laugh or two, so this show's for you!

Have a great week guys!

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Hello and welcome to a show that remembers who shot JR, but we’re not telling or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older! This week we start out with a terrifying drug deal at 10 years old. Then we discuss throwing stuff in your friend’s yard that you steal from the neighborhood and we get into the wildest scavenger hunt that we were ever a part of, where the only rules were that there were no rules...there are no rules! And then we close with a discussion on a drug deal that went terribly wrong So check it out!

Out of Bounds Sports Podcast; Possessed Radio and

Sorry! You're In My Seat Podcast! We also spun promos for: Epic Film Guys and Very Dark Very Quick! So go check them out!

This week's show goes out to anybody who is stuck at a kids birthday party. Especially if it's your buddy's kid. Sure, he said you guys would be watching the game and drinking beer, but what he neglected to mention was there was a house full of 6 year old kids hopped up on cake, ice cream and all the soda and juice they can drink and now they're sleepy and cranky and crying and you're sure you're about to snap...this ones for you Kid's Birthday Guy!

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Hello and welcome to a show where we remember when they killed off Optimus Prime in the Transformers movie, back in the 80's and how absolutely traumatic that shit was or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we start out with a magical moment that may have been a dream. Then we jump into Kenny giving the entire NTIO Audience a very special public service announcement where he lets us know what not to use as body soap, when you run out. Then later on we discuss yard sale toys, riding an adult big wheel and an incident with a biker gang.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Who Invited THIS Guy?!; Late Party Pod and Twisted Britain and we spun promos for Weird Darkness and So I Married A Movie Geek. So go check them out!

This week's show is for everyone who's ever waited in line for the bathroom at a concert. We know how it is...ya have a few beers and the pressure starts to build and before you know it, you're waiting in an impossibly slow line. Where like 6 kids are ahead of you and you're dancing and you're just about to pop and the kid ahead of you is taking 30 minutes to get his pants unzipped...when finally the hipster at the end of the line of urinals walks away and you get sweet relief. This show is for you, Almost Pissed Yourself Guy!

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Hello and welcome back to a show where the hosts remember when David Hasselhoff was talking to his car and using Turbo Boost to jump over stuff in the eighties instead of the cheeseburger on the floor drunk asshole he turned into or as we call it, Now That I'm Older. On this week’s show, we did not have an intro story because we spend the whole show talking to one of our favorite people, Miss TS Madison. For those that don’t know, she's an American entertainer, entrepreneur and LGBT activist. She is openly transgender, has appeared in a variety of amateur erotic videos and I first found her on the podcast, Risk! And this week she has lots and lots to talk about with us, from one of her favorite stories, to discussing the trans life with me and Kenny. Before we get into it, I wanted to let you know that Ms. Madison does not have a filter and has no issue discussing any of her sexual exploits, so be forewarned! We dive into one of her stories, and discuss being Trans with her and some of the issues she faces because of it.

This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: The Unspoken Podcast; Operation Retroshock and On The Turnbuckle Podcast and we played promos for: 365Flicks Podcast and Jake & Tom Conquer the World. Check them out now!

This week's show goes out to anyone out there who right this very minute is asking their girlfriend what she wants for dinner. You know and she knows that she's gonna say, "I don't know...what do you want?", but you ask her anyway and you go through the song and dance before you finally decide that you're gonna go back to that one restaurant you always go to and you know the next time she says she's hungry, you're gonna start it all over again. So here's to you Endless Cycle Guy!

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