Now That I'm Older

Now That I'm Older

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  • NTIO #109 Bigfoot Isn’t Real
    Hello and welcome back to your favorite two middle agers, Shane and Kenny for another exciting week of Now That I'm Older! Sorry, I just felt like being an 80's game show announcer. I'm better now. Seriously thanks for checking out the show. This week we start with a story about being stupid in your moment of triumph, then we talk about how Bigfoot is not real, simply due to the lack of proof. Then we intro a brand new segment called, This Week with Da Boss where one of Shane's friends abuses her Facebook privileges and then we close with a lite political discussion and how you have to get away from politics when it makes you crazy.

    This week we shouted out: Historical Blindness (historicalblind); RIPodcast (podcast_ri): Hero Talk Podcast (RealHeroTalk) and spun promos for: Stupid People Pod (@StupidPeoplePod) and Two Peas on a Pod (TwoPeasOnAPod). Check out the #PodernFamily to find badass shows like this and more!

    And this week there is no homework to go out and tell someone about the show. BUT...There may be a pop quiz where Kenny shows up at your house to ask you if you told anyone the last 75+ times we have asked (read: told) you guys to tell people about the show, and you don't want that.
    44 min
  • NTIO #108 Kenny’s Lakehouse of Love
    Hello and welcome back to the wide world of Now That I'm Older. This week we talk about how Kenny brought something to his parent's Lake House for a weekend of fun with his girlfriend and left that thing in his little sister's bedroom. It's something he shouldn't have left there and he's just gonna have to tell you what it is. Then we get into how Kenny Rogers was one of the weakest 'heroes' of the Westerns we all saw as kids. Then we talk about a brewery in the ghetto that Kenny and Shane spent time at complete with hookers that would be on Cops or the First 48.

    This week we spun promos for More Gooder Than Podcast (@MGTpodcast) and Who Spiked the Puns (@spikethepuns) and we shouted out Fries with Guys (@frieswithguys), There Will Be Spoilers (@spoilerscast), Film Kind (@FilmKindPod). Check out these great PodernFamily shows.

    So check out the show and tell everyone you know about it. We even want you to tell that nice old woman or man at the Walmart who greets you every time you go in to get socks. They probably don't know what podcasts are, so sit down with them, even it takes hours and show them what podcasts are and after they know that, then show them NTIO. If they don't like the show after all that then you've done all you can do.
    45 min
  • NTIO #107 Kenny & the Cats
    Hello and welcome back to another installment of Now That I'm Older, who reminds you that your back is just going to feel like that from now on. It sucks but we're here...deal with it. This week we talk about cats. First off, we discuss a cat with nothing to lose, who took on 7 pitbulls. Don't wanna spoil anything on that one, but let's just say it doesn't turn out like you think it does. Then Kenny talks about his mean cat, Whitey and we close the show out with a dude with a hairless cat named Demon that he gave gang tattoos too.

    This week we spun promos for The Neverland Podcast (@NeverlandPCast) and The Super Movie Bros. (@SuperMoviePod). We also shouted out Nerds with Words (@nerdswithwords1); Twisted Philly (@twisted_philly) and The Car Sessions Sports Report (@chet_ohara). Check out the #PodernFamily on Twitter and show these shows some love!

    So check out the show and tell everyone you know about it. Even your uptight boss that you're sure doesn't like you. Like she cuts her eyes away every time you talk and finds a reason to walk out of the room when you're in it. Stop stressing about whether she likes you, and tell her about our show. We may gain a listener and you may gain a friend. WIN / WIN! Just don't be too aggressive and get fired...that's all you.
    57 min
  • NTIO #106 Marvel Movies and Sex Toys
    Hello and welcome back to another week of everyone's favorite reminder of how old we're all getting, Now That I'm Older. This week we are jumping with a story of a guy who decides to rob a sex show and ends up taking a pounding, but not from sex. Then we talk about how Shane is getting caught up on the Marvel Cinematic Universe and how the DC Universe is kind of a mess.

    This week we shouted out Talk Nerdy to Me (@tntmtheshow); Theme Park Films Pod (@ThemeParkFilms); and Outside Longbox (@outsidelongbox) and we spun promos for So I Married A Movie Geek (@MovieGeekCast) and Podian of the Galaxy (@PodianPodcast).

    Thanks for checking out the show and let all your friends know about it. Even if all your friends live in the park, we don't care! If they still can access WiFi at the library, they can listen to the show and that's good enough for us.
    44 min
  • NTIO #105 America Kills Shane’s Will to Argue
    Hello and welcome back to another week of Now That I'm Older. This week we start off with a story about why it is important to have an escape plan, anytime you attempt public sex. Then we get into how the world at large has made Shane not want to argue at all anymore. Can you image...a world where Shane doesn't want to argue? Imagine the horror! then we close the show with a guy who decided to rob a sex shop and realized he made a terrible mistake, immediately.

    This week, we shouted out Saturdays with Chickenduck (@ChickenduckPod); Wine & Crime Podcast (@WineandCrimePod); and One More Drink Pod (@OneMoreDrinkPod) and we spun promos for Netflix & Swill (@netflixnswill) and All Around Music (@allampodcast).

    And this week you have homework. Go out and tell 3 people with dogs about the show. People with dogs are awesome, so naturally they will love the show, because we're awesome!!
    53 min
  • NTIO #104 Kenny Rides Shotgun with the Mob
    Hello and welcome to the next installment of everyone's favorite murder mystery, Now That I'm Older. This week we think it was Mr. Smith in the studio, with a microphone! Oh wait, that is something else. This week we get into a time in Kenny's life when he was kinda but not officially in the Bulgarian Mafia, for real. We get into a couple of times where he was a mobster's back up and that one time he almost participated in a drive by.

    This week we shouted out Ped and Mellor Show (@pedandmellor); Awesome Sunday Show (@awesomesunshow); and Batman vs James Bond (@batmanvsbond)! We also spun promos for the Countdown Movie & TV Reviews Podcast (@thecountdownpc) and The Bro-Rons Podcast (@blindeyepod).

    So check out the show and tell your friends about it. Even that one guy that you only hang out with because he gets you into cool places. Like he's a douche but he's well connected, so you still hang out with him. Yeah, tell that guy!
    40 min
  • NTIO #103 Of Kickball & Betrayal
    Hello and welcome to another episode of NTIO! This week we start out with how adult kickball can be awesome, or you could end up beating up a co-worker, if alcohol gets involved. Then we get into a story of betrayal, where Shane completely throw his brother under the bus. Then we close with a discussion about how parents need to stop telling their children they're special, because most aren't according to Kenny.

    This week we shouted out: Podcast with No Aim (@podcastnoaim), Indie Gold Podcast (@indiegoldpod) and whatisTWS (@Whatistws). We also ran promos for The After Movie Diner Podcast (@aftermoviediner) and The Fork Found! Reviews Podcast (@forkfoundreview). Check out these great #PodernFamily shows.

    Thanks a lot guys and we hope you're enjoying the show. If you are tell everyone you know about it. If not, remember your mom said about if you can't say anything nice, then keep that to yourself!!!
    44 min
  • NTIO #102 You Should Get That Looked At
    Hello and welcome to another week of NTIO! This week we get into a story about how your life can change in one moment. Then we get into how one man can be the most unlucky guy in the world, but Kenny thinks he gets what he deserves for using a porta potty. Then we close the show with a story about a collection of idiots who hid things from their doctors until it was too late.

    This week we shouted out BAM Comics Podcast (@bamcomicscast), Dan & Kody Podcast (@dankodypodcast), Film Ink Film Thoughts Podcast (@filminkofficial) and ran promos for The Story Behind (@storybehindpod) and for the PodernFamily (@podernfamily).

    So check out the show and tell someone you love about the show. Hopefully there is a lot of love in that heart of yours so you tell a lot of people. If not, we're not gonna threaten you with anything. We're not even gonna be mad. Just very very disappointed.
    43 min
  • NTIO #101 Toys from the Bovine Revolution
    Hello and welcome back to Episode 101 of NTIO! This week we jump right in with a story about Shane's first "adult" job after a string of terrible ones. Then we move into how cows may possibly be rising up against humans and our devices. Then Kenny and I go over a list of our favorite toys, and a few of our least favorite toys from the 80's.

    We also shout out Dealing with Phillip (@dealwithphilip), 3 Men in a Podcast (@3meninapodcast) and Dudes and Beer (@dudesandbeer). We also spun promos for Go Watch a Movie (@Gowatchamovie) and Epic Film Guys (@epicfilmguys)!

    Check out all the great shows, check out Now That I'm Older and we know this last couple months have been trying with the election and the holidays and all, but we think now is the time to come together as a people, and tell our fellow men and women about Now That I'm Older...now who's with us???
    52 min
  • NTIO #100 Looks Like We Made It
    Well guys, here we are with our 100th episode of NTIO! Thanks so much for being a part of this! We truly mean that. For episode 100, we present to you a few stories that kind of tell the story of what NTIO is all about. First, we start with Shane taking his son to go see Iron Man in 2008, then we move on to a story about Kenny's back giving out on him, while trying to move a cake knife, and then we have a very special story about a shared experience Kenny and I have.

    Also, during the show, we shouted out The Movie GeekCast, The Critical Thinking Podcast, and Hara Club Radio. We also spun promos for The Countdown TV and Movie Review Podcast, and All Around Music Podcast.

    Another big treat this week, is we got to hear from Mike Jolitz, from the Mike Jolitz Show, Gareth and Bex from Gareth's Random Ramblings and then David the Producer from the Unwriteable Rant.

    This week there is no excuse not to check this out...I mean come on it's episode 100!!!
    49 min

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