Now That's Smut I'm Talking About

We're getting "Wet and Wild" and forgetting our own darn names this week! After a quick gaslighting, Don explores alternative ASMR and radical acceptance in Ivanna Schloppykoch's, Seduced By the Swamp Creature. Then Taylor waterboards you, but in like a cool and sexy way, in Unfortunate Reads', My Date With Water.

Taylor and Don are blasting off right in front of the dinosaur president today with an "Out of this World" episode. First, Don goes back to where it all started to finish out Chuck Tingle's, Space Raptor Butt Trilogy (and the story behind it) with Space Raptor Butt Redemption and Space Raptor Butt Ascension. Then Taylor sneaks a tentacle or two in there and considers a career in space piracy with January Bell's, Alien Kraken’s Prize.

It's Dealer's Choice! Don and Taylor have each selected a group of feral fiction for the other to pick from this week. First Taylor checks out some hardware in Vera Valentine's, "Unhinged." Then Don gets paleontological on a trip through time in Lola Faust's, "Triceratops and Bottoms."

Grab your plums and/or nectarines and prepare your (ear) holes for some *Horny Sentient Objects.* First, Don shines a light on Sabrina Cross's "Light Me Up: A M/M Lamp Romance" then Taylor discusses the importance of getting your veggies in with Fannie Tucker's "Bagged By the Groceries"

Today for your titillation, Taylor and Don are Scared but Horny as they explore priest vegetable threesomes in G.M. Fairy's "Pounded by Produce: A Veggie Love Tale" and run with sexy slasher boys in Molly Doyle's "Scream for Us: A Dark Romance Halloween Novella"

Welcome to Now That's Smut I'm Talking About! Taylor, a seasoned smut spelunker and Don, a terrified newbie, embark on a journey to explore the spread wide world of written erotica! Today we explore the works of beloved erotica and horror author, Chuck Tingle.