Am I out of touch? No, its the parents who are wrong.

Today, Ethan and Patrick discuss Mark Walhberg single-handedly stopping 9/11, make some jokes with (not of) Hallow, and discover why youth ministry is failing. The answer may suprise you.

HUGE thanks to our three new patrons this week - we really appreciate it. When we lost Musician01, 02, and 03, we we’re starting to lose hope until Musican04 stepped up. Seriously though, thank you.

In a particuarly depressing Dr. Ethan’s Dating Corner, Nurse Patrick confuses some Cheeto dust for a malignant tumour and gets reprimanded by the good doctor. 

If we get 6 new patrons before this upcoming Wednesday, Ethan will purchase his Chinese elderly lady neighbour an ice cream cone. If we don’t, Ethan will never buy her ice cream. Ever. Have a heart, dear listeners.

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Producer Reagan

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