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Finally, it’s Thursday! This week the gruesome twosome are back to discuss the Darwin Awards, what it means when you dream about dying and so much more! We’ve got an obituary for an icon, one with some sage advice, and one who’s picture left us with some questions. Oh and of course we’ve got some dumb.ass.criminalllllllls!

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Sources:

https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1993-10.html

https://www.csgv.org/some-things-never-change/

https://www.newspapers.com/image/626554846/?terms=%22Ken%20Charles%20Barger%22&match=1

https://www.newspapers.com/image/260367799/?terms=%22Krystof%20Azninski%22&match=1

https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1996-07.html

https://www.grunge.com/1012696/how-a-lava-lamp-killed-a-24-year-old-man/

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna6621680

https://www.foxnews.com/story/autopsies-set-for-naked-couple-that-fell-50-feet-from-rooftop-to-their-deaths

https://methodshop.com/naked-couple-killed/

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna6173286

https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2004-27.html

https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-05.html

https://www.nationthailand.com/in-focus/40008158

https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/latimes/name/sue-casey-obituary?id=7308049

https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2019-01.html

https://www.cnn.com/2019/04/07/africa/south-africa-rhino-poacher-eaten/index.html

https://www.dreams.co.uk/sleep-matters-club/common-nightmares-and-what-they-mean

https://www.thecut.com/article/dreams-about-death.html

https://nolisoli.ph/23905/suddenly-wake-dream-falling/

https://www.livescience.com/39225-why-people-twitch-falling-asleep.html

https://www.thecut.com/article/dreams-about-death.html

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We have quite the show for you this week! We’re learning all about what happens when you go into the witness program, including what happens when you die, but only after Spencer gives us the lowdown on some lottery winners with elaborate goodbyes! We’ve got an obituary for a scandalous psychic, one that was written with love and so much more! Of course, we’ve also got some dumb.ass.criminalllllllls!

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Sources:

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-woman-speeds-through-checkpoint-takes-selfie-during-traffic-stop-deputies/

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/lottery-winner-melissa-ede-buried-16229737

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melissa_Ede

https://www.itv.com/news/calendar/2019-05-30/colourful-funeral-for-flamboyant-lottery-winner-melissa-ede

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/lottery-angel-dies-gallstones-after-12579646

https://www.usmarshals.gov/what-we-do/witness-security

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna7184047

https://www.insidehook.com/daily_brief/news-opinion/people-go-disappear-federal-witness-protection

https://www.grunge.com/184026/the-truth-about-witness-protection-in-the-united-states/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Federal_Witness_Protection_Program

https://www.nytimes.com/1972/10/08/archives/slain-man-taped-suspects-talks-had-recorded-the-words-of-2-cited-in.html

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8314941/elvis-presley-alive-preaching-arkansas-pastor-conspiracy-theory/

https://www.neatorama.com/2012/02/07/witness-protection-5-not-so-wiseguys/

https://www.deseret.com/1991/4/4/18913648/mayoral-candidate-admits-he-was-once-a-hitman-for-mafia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Shur

https://viralzergnet.com/witness-protection-stories/

https://list25.com/25-awful-witness-protection-program-failures-you-wont-believe/#:~:text=In%20a%20scathing%20report%20by%20the%20Department%20of,program%20included%20rape%20and%20sexual%20assault%20of%20children

https://femanin.com/2022/11/15/this-is-what-life-is-like-in-witness-protection/38

https://books.google.com/books?id=98UWxdVcbqgC&q=LaFolla#v=onepage&q=LaPolla&f=false

https://www.theguardian.com/theguardian/shortcuts/2012/jun/13/why-goodfellas-henry-hill-murdered-mob

https://abtc.ng/why-was-henry-hill-removed-from-witness-protection/

https://news.yahoo.com/former-colorado-funeral-home-owner-174401080.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2016/07/miss-cleo-obituary

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-alleged-burglars-call-911-for-help-moving-their-belongings-caught-owners-sheriff

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Greetings Inmates! This week Madison is telling us all about dealing with death behind bars, she covers everything from prison furlough, what happens when you die in prison, and even on site hospice care. Afterwards, Spencer is giving us some fresh ideas for planning a service to remember with themed funerals! We’ve got some obituaries full of misadventure and of course, we’ve got some dumb.ass.criminalssss!

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Sources:

https://blog.globaltel.com/prison-furlough/

https://www.bop.gov/policy/progstat/5280_009.pdf

https://howtojustice.org/going-to-prison/loved-one-dies-furlough/

https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/furloughs-prison

https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/willie-horton-case

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willie_Horton

https://www.themarshallproject.org/2019/10/10/finding-peace-and-briefly-freedom-at-my-grandfather-s-funeral

https://www.history.com/news/george-bush-willie-horton-racist-ad

https://www.kens5.com/article/news/special-reports/uvalde-school-shooting/father-of-uvalde-victim-seeking-temporary-release-from-prison-to-attend-daughters-funeral-uvalde-school-shooting/273-fa26d8b5-096c-4608-ba0e-81d02a77f475#:~:text=10-year-old%20Eliahana%20Cruz%20Torres%20was%20one%20of%2019,offense.%20%22So%20far%20their%20requests%20have%20been%20denied

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/us-leads-the-world-in-long-prison-sentences-study/ar-AA15vpos

https://www.joincake.com/blog/what-happens-when-someone-dies-in-prison/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFGBSbG_QFI

https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/hospice-prison

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/05/16/magazine/health-issue-convicted-prisoners-becoming-caregivers.html#:~:text=The%20hospice%20at%20the%20California%20Medical%20Facility%20is,young%20men%20dying%20of%20complications%20of%20the%20disease

https://www.centralmaine.com/2017/06/02/augusta-city-center-closes-after-angry-man-unleashes-100-bedbugs/.

https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/sgvtribune/name/marion-obituary?id=20712928

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https://nypost.com/2022/10/07/fugitive-busted-after-applying-at-nj-sheriffs-office/

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/star-wars-themed-funeral-darth-8466046

https://www.everplans.com/articles/theme-funerals-exist-and-they-can-be-a-bit-unusual

https://www.yourfuneralchoice.com/what-is-a-themed-funeral/

https://sea.mashable.com/life/20216/singaporean-man-gets-star-wars-themed-funeral-complete-with-cosplays

https://www.joincake.com/blog/themed-funerals/

http://magicalpassings.com

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Put on your death hats Geoffs this week Spencer is taking us to some macabre victorian night clubs, turns out those victorians were a little spookier than we thought. Then, bust out your shovels because Madison is giving us the lowdown on time capsules…some of which were probably better off staying buried. We’ve got an obituary for a big boy and so much more, and of course we’ve got some dumb.ass.criminallllllls!

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Sources:

https://nypost.com/2022/12/14/arizon-driver-cited-for-driving-with-seusspicious-inflatable-grinch-in-carpool-lane/

https://gizmodo.com/the-awesomely-insane-heaven-and-hell-nightclubs-of-1890-5910963

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/561417/macabre-cabarets-belle-epoque-paris

https://listverse.com/2009/04/27/top-10-incredible-time-capsules/

https://www.therichest.com/shocking/15-creepiest-things-found-in-time-capsules/

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/19/arts/television/angela-raiola-reality-tv-star-known-as-big-ang-dies.html

https://abc-7.com/news/2022/11/22/fort-myers-beach-woman-arrested-for-burglary-at-smash-fitness-in-cape-coral/

https://crypt.oglethorpe.edu/inventory/

https://crypt.oglethorpe.edu

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna40218889

https://gandt.blogs.brynmawr.edu/2009/04/19/immortality-drive/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immortality_Drive

https://www.timesknowledge.in/science/space/what-is-an-immortality-drive-1203-2.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_Years_(film)

https://gizmodo.com/john-malkovich-and-robert-rodriguez-have-made-a-movie-n-1743390289

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/69867/time-capsule-film-1950s-mental-hospital-full-mysteries

https://www.rt.com/usa/318674-mental-time-capsule-hospital/

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/womans-freezer-purchase-leaves-her-frozen_n_574ece27e4b0757eaeb1130b

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/north-carolina-woman-buys-used-freezer-finds-body-parts-inside/

https://people.com/crime/sheriffs-deputy-read-obituaries-break-into-homes-family-funerals/

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Welcome to 2023 Geoffs! We’re kicking off the new year right with glory holes, ritual finger amputation, and funeral entertainment! We’ve got some very festive obituaries and of course, we’ve got some dumb.ass.criminallllllls!!!!

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Sources:

https://www.newsweek.com/video-florida-man-goes-christmas-festival-giant-sign-screams-santa-isnt-real-1244995

https://guardian.ng/life/the-dani-woman-and-the-old-practice-of-finger-amputation/

https://gizmodo.com/10-bizarre-death-rituals-from-around-the-world-5960343

https://blog.sevenponds.com/cultural-perspectives/ikipalin-the-dani-finger-amputation-ritual

https://spiritintheskyentertainments.com

https://www.joincake.com/blog/dance-at-funeral/

https://www.vice.com/en/article/bmajz4/i-dj-funerals-for-a-living

https://www.avalonfuneralplans.com/blog/20-best-funeral-songs/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUJwnYeEv8A

https://www.thesouthafrican.com/lifestyle/rave-funeral-uk-dancing-on-graves-watch/#:~:text=Surprisingly%20enough%2C%20this%20is%20exactly%20what%20they%20did.,last%20wish%20from%20the%20deceased%2C%20Jacaranda%20FM%20reports

https://news.yahoo.com/mourners-impromptu-rave-funeral-dj-plays-music-birmingham-191616943.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall

https://www.topclassmagic.co.uk/funnyfuneral-magician

https://www.thoughtco.com/ancient-olympics-games-ritual-and-warfare-120118

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funeral_games

https://www.survivedby.net/how-to-integrate-entertainment-into-a-funeral/

https://www.etonline.com/news/155111_13_of_the_worst_real_life_bad_santas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gESoH__ab9Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9V78UbdzWI

https://dailynewsreported.com/car-wax/dallas-man-ruptures-his-wifes-bladder-by-blasting-an-airhorn-in-her-vagina/

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Happy Thursday Geoffs, we’ve got quite the show for you this week! Spencer starts us off with a little lesson on naming a baby after a deceased loved one, also known as a necronym. Then Madison takes us through some nutty inventors who found themselves victims of their own creations. We’ve got an obituary for a sugar daddy that was anything but sweet, and one for someone who wanted to ensure his story got told. OH we didn’t forget, we’ve also got some dumb.ass.criminallllllllls!

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Sources:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sMBhDv4sik

http://www.planetdolan.com/20-inventions-that-killed-their-creator/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Winstanley

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_hull

https://www.irishcentral.com/roots/thomas-andrews-chief-designer-of-the-titanic-real-hero

https://www.bbvaopenmind.com/en/science/research/thomas-midgley-harmful-inventor-history/

https://interestingengineering.com/culture/thomas-midgley-jr-the-man-who-harmed-the-world-the-most

https://www.healthline.com/health/refrigerant-poisoning#symptoms

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Midgley_Jr

https://stanleymuseum.org/francis-edgar

https://www.britannica.com/biography/Stanley-Francis-Edgar-and-Stanley-Freelan-O

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Edgar_Stanley

https://allthatsinteresting.com/franz-reichelt

https://www.tampafp.com/florida-man-knocks-out-cellmates-teeth-farts-too-much-and-doesnt-courtesy-flush/

https://martin-manley.eprci.com/home_page/release_of_rights

https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/kansascity/name/martin-manley-obituary?n=martin-manley&pid=166538622

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-crashes-suv-fireworks-store-sparking-huge-firehttps://buffalonews.com/lifestyles/dear-abby-tread-carefully-when-naming-baby-after-deceased-relative/article_4498f474-9617-56ef-81f4-6ac79ecfd74b.html

https://www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/comments/rt0vhc/naming_kids_after_deceased_older_siblings/

https://www.languagehumanities.org/what-is-a-necronym.htm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necronym

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This week your favorite elves have brought you quite the episode! First Madison takes us through some fascinating stories of real life people who are unable to experience pain, and then Spencer teaches us what to do when you stumble upon an abandoned urn. We’ve got an obituary that had us filling in the blanks, and of course we’ve got some dumb.ass.criminalllllllls!

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Sources:

https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/nebraska/dumb-criminals-ne/

https://www.quora.com/What-would-you-do-if-you-found-a-stranger-s-cremated-ashes

https://storageforum.sitelink.com/discussion/1460/cremains-ashes-in-abandoned-or-auctioned-units

https://www.insideedition.com/urn-with-loved-ones-cremated-remains-found-inside-texas-walmart-77461

https://www.buzzfeed.com/fabianabuontempo/thrift-store-workers-share-the-weirdest-items-theyve-found

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2007/08/16/Human-ashes-discovered-in-mail-drop-box/61351187273910/

https://faq.usps.com/s/article/Shipping-Cremated-Remains-and-Ashes

https://onlinestorageauctions.com/what-to-do-if-you-find-human-remains-in-a-storage-unit/

https://rarediseases.info.nih.gov/diseases/12267/congenital-insensitivity-to-pain

https://www.webmd.com/children/what-is-congenital-insensitivity-pain

https://daily.jstor.org/people-who-cant-feel-pain/

https://www.kare11.com/article/news/kare-extra-the-girl-who-feels-no-pain/89-390336374

https://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/18/magazine/ashlyn-blocker-feels-no-pain.html

https://www.kare11.com/article/life/gabby-gingras-the-girl-who-feels-no-pain-is-happy-to-feel-normal/89-360241567

http://www.giftofpain.org/join.html

https://www.verywellhealth.com/cipa-disease-when-a-person-can-t-feel-pain-4122549

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/28/health/woman-pain-anxiety.html

https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/bostonglobe/name/patricia-akowicz-obituary?id=1861396

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/santa-claus-steals-helicopter-takes-6925137

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The title really says it all Geoffs! This week Spencer and Madison are coming to you with a bunch of new torture methods they learned about at the Medieval Torture Museum! We’ve got a mysterious obituary, one with a twist, and one that came straight from the heart. Of course, we’ve also got some dumb.ass.criminallllls!

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Sources:

https://www.jesuits.global/saint-blessed/blessed-thomas-cottam/

https://www.catholic.com/encyclopedia/thomas-cottam

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Cottam

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bitesize/guides/z324mnb/revision/2

https://www.grunge.com/489650/how-heretic-forks-became-one-of-the-cruelest-punishments-of-all-time/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scavenger%27s_daughter

http://torturemuseum.net/en/the-heretics-fork/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il-I5L8-Dp0

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/120315-crocodiles-bite-force-erickson-science-plos-one-strongest

https://www.ripleys.com/weird-news/shame-flute/

https://jamestown-series.fandom.com/wiki/Shrew%27s_Fiddle#:~:text=A%20shrew’s%20fiddle%20%28also%20known%20as%20a%20neck,a%20way%20of%20torturing%20and%20public%20humiliating%20someone

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrew%27s_fiddle

http://torturemuseum.net/en/the-gossipers-violin/

https://www.mchoulfuneralhome.com/book-of-memories/2159378/Viafore-Vincent/obituary.php

https://www.elle.com/life-love/a26453558/angelika-graswald-kayak-killer-profile/

https://www.investigationdiscovery.com/crimefeed/murder/kayak-killer-angelika-graswald-released-after-serving-6-weeks-in-prison

https://www.newspapers.com/image/792047684/?clipping_id=113202617

https://nypost.com/2022/09/24/man-caught-peeing-on-ex-wifes-grave-by-her-kids/

https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/12/23/911-caller-wants-help-finding-tv-remote-sebastian/2703124001/

https://occasionalhell.com/infdevice/spanish-boot/

https://middleagetorture.weebly.com/the-boot-torture.html

https://en.minghui.org/html/articles/2013/9/15/142004.html

https://www.thedungeons.com/london/media/f3jdzwul/torture-in-the-middle-ages.pdf

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/the-brutal-anti-masturbation-devices-of-the-victorian-era/BA3ABBTE2RP3LBY7BOEKHYKVMI/

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Happy Thursday Geoffs! This week America’s hottest moirologists are inviting you to an episode like never before. Madison teaches us all about terramation and then Spencer makes it weird by answering the question on nobody’s mind: can a corpse orgasm? The answer might surprise ya! We’ve got an obituary for a gal who was always camera ready, one who loved a gamble and of course we’ve got some dumb.ass.criminalllllls!

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Spencer Henry & Madison Reyes

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Sources:

https://allthatsinteresting.com/mary-brown-foot-amputation

https://www.ted.com/talks/katrina_spade_when_i_die_recompose_me/transcript

https://returnhome.com/return-home-process/

https://recompose.life/our-model/#the-forest

https://returnhome.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/RH_pricelist_18.pdf

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/national-international/natural-burials-human-composting-going-green-even-in-death/3173546/

https://recompose.life/obituary/judith-lynn-walker/

https://nypost.com/2022/11/05/wisconsin-nurse-mary-brown-allegedly-cut-off-dying-mans-foot-for-taxidermy-display/

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