Candy Corn Hot Take, Hurricane Matthew, Sense of Humor in Marriage, Sign up for Mars, Gravity, Breaking Animal News, Protect Your Goodness, Me Too!, Grapes and Wheat Thins, The Real Spiritual Battle, Cutting People Off in Traffic, Kim Kardashian News, Wastewater Open House, Flight Attendant Annoyances;

Quotes:

"I have a Hot Take on Candy Corn. That's what broadcasters do."

"You can sign up to go to Mars. It's like going to VBS.

"Sense of humor is essential to a good marriage. Everything is so high stakes. You have to be able to laugh at stuff."

"Thanks for finally taking Breaking Animal News seriously."

"Trusting God takes humility."