What is the best way to say goodbye? We prefer the ole "I gotta run to the bathroom" slip out the back door trick but the guys we cover today have done it a little different. From the Dwayne Wade never ending farewell tour to the Magic Johnson announce it in a surprise press conference, we look at the best ways to say goodbye. We also recap Joe's Wrestlemania Trip, the Masters, and more.

Episode 39 chronicles the Joe & Jack's recent trips, debates which NBA leg injury was worse, recaps their thoughts on March Madness, how to improve The Big 3 league, and of course, what the future holds for the Knicks.

Who is the GOAT? After what seems like the 1000th person to be referenced as the GOAT we look into who actually is and we aren't just talking basketball (42:30). We also look in to a weird way to try and fix media-player relations in the age of hype and spin(21:30). Other topics covered: Mississippi Casino trip (3:30), almost missing a flight (10:30), actors in racist roles (17:05), and Papa Johns political advice (1:08:10)

We take a look into and compare some of the strange similarities of the careers of Dan Majerle and Rex Chapman (30:05). Before that we take eSports down a peg (9:30), discuss our old AIM usernames (26:40), and recap Jack's weekly story of getting his car towed (1:25). #ChapmanHammonds2020

In light of recent updates to the Tim Donaghy NBA refs scandal we take a fond look back (44:30) at the time when refs were fixing games and just exactly what was going on. We also cover tow trucks (2:15), reality tv (7:30), Joe's impending death (13:50), is Dwayne Wade actually sick? (21:20), Zion's shoes (27:30), and other nonsense.

In light of the Knicks 17 game losing streak, we have decided to shed light on the biggest losers in history. Starting first with ourselves and our biggest casino losses, then talking worst losing streaks in NBA history, worst single game loss and much more. Also covered, massages at a grocery store, NBA tampering, another session of bashing old school basketball.

As the 2019 Trade Deadline approaches* we take a look at some moves that happen and others that may happen. We also look back at the best & worst trades at the deadline over the last 20 years. Other topics covered include: Craft Beer Festivals, Mass Beer Advertising, Airport Drinking...do we have a problem?

*This episode was recorded at 12:30 pm EST on February 6th, some trades may have occurred since this episode was recorded. But whatever we aren't here to break news, you don't pay us for this sh*t.

EMERGENCY TRADE PODCAST: Phill Dunn from The Catch Podcast comes on to discuss the Knicks trading their top 20 player for Dennis Smith jr and expiring contracts. It clears cap space, but who the f*ck wants to come to the Knicks?!? Should I become a Nets fan? Is this genius or pure stupidity? Is anyone listening?

After the recent news of The Vatican announcing their official track team for international competition, we here at The Off Guards Podcast would like to official through our hat in the ring for the position of General Manager and Coach of the Vatican City Basketball Team. We break down why this is not as crazy of an idea as you might think. We also recap our sisters wedding, what Uncle Joe is tired of, some current NBA and much more on this week's edition of The Off Guards Podcast.

After taking a break for the holidays, the boys are back. This time they cover ridiculous holiday car commercials, old school episodes of Family Feud and Supermarket Sweep, and NYE festivities. The main topic for the day is an NBA Recap based around the $1000 Off Guards Predictions bet made at the beginning of the season.